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(Daily Mail)   For £330, your ass can be just as pretty as your face (Some images might be Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2014-07-31 01:18:52 PM  
But, she tells me gravely, years of neglect have left my bottom looking rather lacklustre. Some maintenance, she tells me, is most definitely in order.

*zip*

Go on...
 
2014-07-31 01:57:21 PM  
bBut my ass is already as my face. And vice versa. Therein lies the problem.
 
2014-07-31 01:57:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-31 01:58:03 PM  
My ass is already as pretty as my face.

/forever alone
 
2014-07-31 01:58:45 PM  

Schmerd1948: bBut my ass is already as my face. And vice versa. Therein lies the problem.


Damnit.
 
2014-07-31 01:59:24 PM  
My ass is real and it's spectacular
 
2014-07-31 02:01:43 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-31 02:02:19 PM  
Clearly these people have way too much money and not enough real problems.
 
2014-07-31 02:02:43 PM  
www.palzoo.net

Your ass, your face, what's the difference?
 
2014-07-31 02:03:02 PM  
Ed Zacary disease?
 
2014-07-31 02:03:46 PM  
That's hawt.
 
2014-07-31 02:04:50 PM  
Is the taint included in the price?
 
2014-07-31 02:08:08 PM  
What a girl with a nice ass might look like:

themagneticman.com
 
2014-07-31 02:08:20 PM  
Wow.

She's REALLY hot for 55.
 
2014-07-31 02:08:34 PM  
"I got a match for ya, your ass and my face. Speak into the mike. I got a backup mike right here."

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-31 02:08:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 02:09:10 PM  
what if ur face is uglier than ur ass?
 
2014-07-31 02:12:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What a girl with a nice ass might look like:

[themagneticman.com image 240x300]


Lies.......that ass is a jerk.
 
2014-07-31 02:13:40 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-07-31 02:13:42 PM  
Does it come with a UFIA or is that extra
 
2014-07-31 02:14:03 PM  
 
2014-07-31 02:15:08 PM  
x1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-31 02:17:09 PM  
www.nysportsday.com
You'd like that wouldn't you? You nickel tickler.
 
2014-07-31 02:18:05 PM  
At 330 lb., you ass probably is as pretty as your face.
 
2014-07-31 02:18:30 PM  
That would be helpful at Ass-to-Face Beach
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-31 02:18:36 PM  
Too late, already there.
 
2014-07-31 02:19:25 PM  
Something, something.... BROWN EYE!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
2014-07-31 02:25:19 PM  
From the article.....
i1280.photobucket.com
OK butt, what the hell is that on the poster in the background?
 
2014-07-31 02:31:49 PM  

blatz514: [i.imgur.com image 450x250]


I... Uh, sort of what to know what that's from, but I'm scared.

/tell me anyway, please.
 
2014-07-31 02:34:23 PM  
i293.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-31 02:38:28 PM  
Oh my.
 
2014-07-31 02:39:36 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: At 330 lb., you ass probably is as pretty as your face.


I think there is a free internet coupon with your name on it somewhere
 
2014-07-31 02:40:23 PM  

strangeluck: blatz514: [i.imgur.com image 450x250]

I... Uh, sort of what to know what that's from, but I'm scared.

/tell me anyway, please.


I haven't a clue.  I did a GIS for "ass face gif" and that little gem showed up.

Seemed fitting.
 
2014-07-31 02:53:32 PM  
onmethitis.jpg
 
2014-07-31 03:16:52 PM  
Great pics, but can any of these asses plow 40 acres?
 
2014-07-31 03:17:50 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Great pics, but can any of these asses plow 40 acres?


The one in green, three posts up could.
 
2014-07-31 03:22:29 PM  
"But first, my buttocks are massaged with tea tree cleansing cream."

I think I just came.
 
2014-07-31 03:42:03 PM  
 
2014-07-31 03:45:54 PM  
Hey subby, only I'm allowed to call my wife an ass.
 
2014-07-31 04:29:15 PM  

jaytkay: DarkVader: She's REALLY hot for 55.

Smoking hot Daily Mail writer: "I look 30 at the age of 54... and I haven't had ANY work done"


I doubt I'll be able to pull off 30 at her age - I can now, but I'm still under 50.  But hey, I'll be happy to be able to pull off 40 when I'm 55.

But yeah... I know 30 year old women who look older than she does.
 
2014-07-31 05:02:53 PM  

blatz514: strangeluck: blatz514: [i.imgur.com image 450x250]

I... Uh, sort of what to know what that's from, but I'm scared.

/tell me anyway, please.

I haven't a clue.  I did a GIS for "ass face gif" and that little gem showed up.

Seemed fitting.


Society
 
2014-07-31 06:08:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 07:26:11 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan:


You just ruined the thread.
 
2014-07-31 08:09:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-31 11:02:28 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: From the article.....
[i1280.photobucket.com image 306x487]
OK butt, what the hell is that on the poster in the background?


Hmm... what are we calling a reverse cameltoe?  Still just a wedgie?
 
2014-07-31 11:29:27 PM  
Both the article and this thread disappoint.

[sigh]
 
2014-08-01 12:48:34 AM  
img.fark.net

blog.nola.com
I wonder if her ass now has perfect vision?
 
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