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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work. You need beer and real cigarettes. This is a rule   (fox2now.com) divider line 24
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2014-07-31 09:33:04 AM  
Someone said "mattress" to Mr. Lambert again.
 
2014-07-31 10:30:41 AM  

When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work.


I'll bet a chainsaw would work.
 
2014-07-31 10:31:45 AM  

show me


Someone said "mattress" to Mr. Lambert again.


"And if those feet in ancient times..."


dog kennels
 
2014-07-31 10:33:09 AM  
Just get a fire hose.
 
2014-07-31 10:39:09 AM  
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"...Hours later they apparently had had enough and shined lights into the tree and pumped irritating music or sounds at the man.
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2014-07-31 10:39:14 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work.


I'll bet a chainsaw would work.


Just keep firing a shotgun up into the tree until the burglar falls out.
 
2014-07-31 10:41:54 AM  

give me doughnuts: Englebert Slaptyback: When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work.


I'll bet a chainsaw would work.

Just keep firing a shotgun up into the tree until the burglar falls out.


12 gauge - 00 buck. There's no need to punish the tree.
 
2014-07-31 10:41:55 AM  
Paintball gun. Non lethal, but so much fun.
 
2014-07-31 10:42:07 AM  
Just leave him alone; he'll come down eventually. Nobody ever saw a burglar skeleton up a tree.
 
2014-07-31 10:49:07 AM  
...Hours later they apparently had had enough and shined lights into the tree and pumped irritating music or sounds at the man. "

This started about 9:50pm. Then hours later the cops are playing this at like 3 am? With a loud generator truck and searchlights everywhere. Not in my neighborhood.

Whoever the cops call for that special midnight warrant gets a call from all the neighbors every night about that time for a while thanking him for being such a big supporter of such attention whores..

And how does blinding a person in a tree at night help resolve anything.  If it did, shining a laser at a cockpit would help land a plane when the pilot has died and a passenger has to fill in.
 
2014-07-31 10:53:06 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work.


I'll bet a chainsaw would work.


Taser to his bare feet. There's no need to destroy a perfectly good tree.
 
2014-07-31 10:56:40 AM  

wage0048


There's no need to destroy a perfectly good tree.


The sight, sound, and implication of a running chainsaw should work just fine without any damage to the tree.
 
2014-07-31 10:57:36 AM  
Just hand out sling shots to all the neighborhood boys and girls, and make sure to record the entire event.
/whatever, this guy is probably mentally ill, there's plenty of time to feel bad about that AFTER learning it
 
2014-07-31 10:58:35 AM  

LazyMedia: Just leave him alone; he'll come down eventually. Nobody ever saw a burglar skeleton up a tree.


Well no shiat, Sherlock. Once they die, they fall out of the tree.
 
2014-07-31 11:00:19 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work.


I'll bet a chainsaw would work.


That was my first thought.
 
2014-07-31 11:00:55 AM  

wage0048: Taser to his bare feet. There's no need to destroy a perfectly good tree.


Look, keep it simple. They're cops.

Just yell "HE'S GOT A GUN" and have someone plant their drop gun on him afterwords.
 
2014-07-31 11:07:29 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work.


I'll bet a chainsaw would work.


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"Woodman, spare that tree!"
 
2014-07-31 11:10:49 AM  
Y'all don't worry...I got this one.

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2014-07-31 11:12:17 AM  
Wait a sec. I think we'll need something else...

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2014-07-31 11:12:43 AM  

LazyMedia: Just leave him alone; he'll come down eventually. Nobody ever saw a burglar skeleton up a tree.


It's true. You can speed up the process by placing the beer and cigarettes at the base of the tree, then giving the burglar plenty of space. The burglar is just scared right now and will come down when he's ready.
 
2014-07-31 11:14:59 AM  
Shoot him....he'll come down then (or gravity will bring him down)
 
2014-07-31 11:24:05 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: LazyMedia: Just leave him alone; he'll come down eventually. Nobody ever saw a burglar skeleton up a tree.

Well no shiat, Sherlock. Once they die, they fall out of the tree.


And? Problem solved.
 
2014-07-31 12:47:38 PM  
I hear that an open can of tuna can help lure the little rascal down.
 
2014-07-31 01:23:26 PM  
Was it a cat burglar?
 
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