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(Sun Sentinel)   Man starts sexual relationship with underage girl he met at church. Apparently, God had a problem with it   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 108
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2014-07-31 10:05:58 AM  
Based on the Bible, God doesn't have the problem.  The State of a Florida, on the other hand...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-31 10:32:27 AM  
I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.
 
2014-07-31 11:22:16 AM  
16 will get you 20
 
2014-07-31 11:22:18 AM  
But gods ok with alter boys
 
2014-07-31 11:22:23 AM  
Wait, what?  Underage girl, not underage boy?

Slackers.  We expect better from a Florida tag!
 
2014-07-31 11:23:32 AM  
He met her on christian mingle.  It's cool.
 
2014-07-31 11:23:43 AM  
Can't they just confess and be absolved?
 
2014-07-31 11:24:40 AM  

ZAZ: I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.



I think it's very telling that we spend the first 4-7 years of a woman's sexual maturity telling her she's incompetent to handing her own sexuality and that she can't make decisions.

I mean ... 4-7 YEARS.

Imagine you learned to do anything - like ... drive a car. Your body gets to big enough , you can reach the pedals, you've read up on it, and then every time you get into the car, your parents (or pretty much anyone else) Is telling you that you suck at driving.

for 4-7 YEARS

No wonder women are farked up.
 
2014-07-31 11:24:51 AM  

monoski: 16 will get you 20



apparently, you haven't read about the 'murican Billionaire who recently got 4 months for messing with a 5/6 year old and a 12 year old.

16 will get you 20 if you aren't Wealthy in 'murica.

ain't Freedom great!!
 
2014-07-31 11:25:41 AM  
Everyone Remember................a Family that prays together stays together!!
 
2014-07-31 11:25:44 AM  
I believe this falls in the bad quadrant of the chart.
 
2014-07-31 11:26:51 AM  
uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.
 
2014-07-31 11:26:56 AM  

ZAZ: I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.



Thankfully, you aren't in the 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed' crowd.
 
2014-07-31 11:27:11 AM  

Warlordtrooper: But gods ok with alter boys


Well, that's not sex is it? So far as I know, the Bible only recognizes sex as being between a male and female... and all other types are just unheard of, and don't belong... right? I don't read much fiction, so maybe you can straighten me out on that point.
 
2014-07-31 11:27:24 AM  

Linux_Yes: Everyone Remember................a Family that prays lays together stays together!!

 
2014-07-31 11:27:28 AM  
In minnesota that would be legal.

They really should just make up one year and enforce it all around.

/not that simple, I know, I know
 
2014-07-31 11:27:29 AM  
Assuming it was a legitimate text message, her cell phone carrier has ways of shutting that down.
 
2014-07-31 11:27:48 AM  

pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.



yea but God can change the size of his pecker at will.  no one else can do that.
 
2014-07-31 11:28:17 AM  
Was she hot?
 
2014-07-31 11:28:23 AM  

MooseBayou: Linux_Yes: Everyone Remember................a Family that prays lays together stays together!!



well done!   you won.  i was wondering how long it would be before someone caught it.
 
2014-07-31 11:28:40 AM  

Linux_Yes: 16 will get you 20 if you aren't Wealthy in 'murica.


Wait, wait. Just to be clear here: Are you discussing the sickening selectivity of socioeconomic privilege in the United States, or are you lamenting that authority figures can't engage in sexual relationships with minors without consequences?
 
2014-07-31 11:29:18 AM  

Linux_Yes: ZAZ: I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.


Thankfully, you aren't in the 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed' crowd.


If there's grass on the infield ...
 
2014-07-31 11:29:26 AM  

Linux_Yes: pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.

yea but God can change the size of his pecker at will.  no one else can do that.


Oh, don't be so damn sure. You should see how mine fluctuates in size throughout the day.

Also, if you put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard... your dick grows like a balloon.
 
2014-07-31 11:30:03 AM  

monoski: 16 will get you 20


But that's all right
When you're rocking and a rolling on a Livingston Saturday Night
 
2014-07-31 11:30:39 AM  

special20: Linux_Yes: pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.

yea but God can change the size of his pecker at will.  no one else can do that.

Oh, don't be so damn sure. You should see how mine fluctuates in size throughout the day.

Also, if you put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard... your dick grows like a balloon.


I've heard you've gotta be a pretty big dick to post on FARK. So in a way, we've all got big ones.
 
2014-07-31 11:31:58 AM  

Warlordtrooper: But gods ok with alter boys


Transgendered people?
 
2014-07-31 11:31:58 AM  

Linux_Yes: pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.


yea but God can change the size of his pecker at will.  no one else can do that.


Look at an image of Kate Upton.  Now, just when you're ready to explode, switch it out with a picture of Kathy Bates from Failure to Launch.  TA DA!!!!!!
 
2014-07-31 11:32:07 AM  

Solty Dog: Can't they just confess and be absolved?



You are Forgiven, my son.


see, that was easy enough!
 
2014-07-31 11:32:48 AM  

special20: Linux_Yes: pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.

yea but God can change the size of his pecker at will.  no one else can do that.

Oh, don't be so damn sure. You should see how mine fluctuates in size throughout the day.

Also, if you put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard... your dick grows like a balloon.



only Popeye can do that.
 
2014-07-31 11:34:00 AM  

pueblonative: Linux_Yes: pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.


yea but God can change the size of his pecker at will.  no one else can do that.

Look at an image of Kate Upton.  Now, just when you're ready to explode, switch it out with a picture of Kathy Bates from Failure to Launch.  TA DA!!!!!!


Xhamster dot com.
 
2014-07-31 11:34:06 AM  
Obviously not a "No Cherry Until We Marry" Florida church
 
2014-07-31 11:35:27 AM  

rubi_con_man: ZAZ: I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.


I think it's very telling that we spend the first 4-7 years of a woman's sexual maturity telling her she's incompetent to handing her own sexuality and that she can't make decisions.

I mean ... 4-7 YEARS.

Imagine you learned to do anything - like ... drive a car. Your body gets to big enough , you can reach the pedals, you've read up on it, and then every time you get into the car, your parents (or pretty much anyone else) Is telling you that you suck at driving.

for 4-7 YEARS

No wonder women are farked up.



Let us know what state you are in so I can keep my nieces the hell away from there.
 
2014-07-31 11:35:27 AM  

MooseBayou: Linux_Yes: ZAZ: I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.


Thankfully, you aren't in the 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed' crowd.

If there's grass on the infield ...


oh yea, there is.  now the only question is do the curtains match the carpet??

man, Fark is full of Perverts!
 
2014-07-31 11:37:51 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Obviously not a "No Cherry Until We Marry" Florida church



good one. never heard that one.   chicks can be so dumb sometimes. if a cherry is all you have going for you, you're in trouble.  and its ok for guys to boff their brains out, but if a chick does it, then she's ruined for life.

dumb ass stuff people are willing to believe.

O' what men are led to believe!  --Thomas Jefferson (i think)
 
2014-07-31 11:40:03 AM  
Disturbing:

History
While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was 10 in most states but ranged from 7 in Delaware to 12 across nine states and the [46]
 
2014-07-31 11:43:18 AM  

ferretman: Disturbing:

History
While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was 10 in most states but ranged from 7 in Delaware to 12 across nine states and the [46]


Own Slaves, fark kids.

Aint that Uhmericuh, you an me.
 
2014-07-31 11:45:07 AM  

ferretman: Disturbing:

History
While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was 10 in most states but ranged from 7 in Delaware to 12 across nine states and the [46]



as far as Men are concerned, the Age of Consent is whatever Hole i want to put my pecker in.   sad.   that is the mistake many men make. they aren't smart enough to let the big head do the thinking and deciding instead of the little head. if you let the little head do your thinking, your life will be filled with pain.
 
2014-07-31 11:46:41 AM  
 
2014-07-31 11:46:43 AM  
Too bad he didn't hook up with an 18 year old at church. It's amazing what that arbitrary number can do to keep you out of trouble.
 
2014-07-31 11:46:53 AM  

ferretman: Disturbing:

History
While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was 10 in most states but ranged from 7 in Delaware to 12 across nine states and the [46]


There's a very very tight correlation between age of consent in a society and the age it takes to finish formal education in that society.  Also similar correlations to education and age of marriage and first conception.
 
2014-07-31 11:47:33 AM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Too bad he didn't hook up with an 18 year old at church. It's amazing what that arbitrary number can do to keep you out of trouble.


Nothing kills joy faster than permission.
 
2014-07-31 11:47:41 AM  

hardinparamedic: Linux_Yes: 16 will get you 20 if you aren't Wealthy in 'murica.

Wait, wait. Just to be clear here: Are you discussing the sickening selectivity of socioeconomic privilege in the United States, or are you lamenting that authority figures can't engage in sexual relationships with minors without consequences?


1) yes

2) no
 
2014-07-31 11:47:59 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: ferretman: Disturbing:

History
While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was 10 in most states but ranged from 7 in Delaware to 12 across nine states and the [46]

Own Slaves, fark kids.

Aint that Uhmericuh, you an me.


Well, technically, it was also own kids and fark slaves, so it all evened out.
 
2014-07-31 11:50:24 AM  
hey what's going on in this thread?

no, seriously... I think I passed out for a little while there... I had my thumb in my mouth and was blowing really hard and then everything just went black...
 
2014-07-31 11:50:45 AM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Too bad he didn't hook up with an 18 year old at church. It's amazing what that arbitrary number can do to keep you out of trouble.


yea, but there is a reason behind the number.  you can't make a law that states that you can only have sex with someone who is mature enough mentally to make the decision for themselves.

because that way, hell, Your Honor, she's only 9 but very mature for her age!  just ask anyone who knows her!

18 is a good compromise.  course, i've known 21 year olds who weren't very mature emotionally.  they seemed more like 13 year olds.
 
2014-07-31 11:51:24 AM  

Sofa King Smart: hey what's going on in this thread?

no, seriously... I think I passed out for a little while there... I had my thumb in my mouth and was blowing really hard and then everything just went black...


See? It got so big that all the blood rushed out of your skull.
It's a real trick to get that balance just right...
 
2014-07-31 11:52:11 AM  
LET ME SUM UP THIS THREAD:  the Penis is Always Right!!


there.  end of discussion.
 
2014-07-31 11:52:15 AM  

pueblonative: uh, according to the gospel god knocked up a 12 year old so the only problem I'd think he'd have is competition.


So IF you are implying that Mary, Mother of God is the person you're talking about ...

She was not only created without sin, but dedicated before birth to the Temple.

She was then invited to participate in bringing Christ to earth, and assented of her own free will.

Two thousand years ago
 
2014-07-31 11:53:50 AM  

MooseBayou: Linux_Yes: ZAZ: I was at a wedding in Florida some years ago and there was this amazingly hot girl in the bride's party. Sadly, she was 15. Could pass for adult.

Not all that relevant but I felt like sharing.


Thankfully, you aren't in the 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed' crowd.

If there's grass on the infield ...


But most of them mow the grass these days.
 
2014-07-31 11:55:58 AM  

rubi_con_man: I think it's very telling that we spend the first 4-7 years of a woman's sexual maturity telling her she's incompetent to handing her own sexuality and that she can't make decisions.

I mean ... 4-7 YEARS.



That isn't entirely true. Most states have laws that allow teenagers to have sex with other teenagers. We also have laws that prevent 37 year old people from manipulating teenagers who don't have the appropriate life experience to see that they are being manipulated. Of course it isn't always the case when an older guy farks a teenager, but it is the case often enough that I am OK with laws like this.

I know my teen daughter is likely to be sexually active. I am prepared for her and her boyfriend going to the school dance then getting frisky afterward, and she will be prepared too. But some 37 year old farks her when she is 16? I am going to make sure he goes to jail. I have been a 37 year old man, I knew better, he should have too.
 
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