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(New York Daily News)   Half sister of Drew Barrymore found fully dead   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-07-31 08:26:09 AM  
possible 'drug misadventure,'

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2014-07-31 09:23:52 AM  
I blame E.T.
 
2014-07-31 09:38:26 AM  
The Barrymore curse strikes again.
 
2014-07-31 10:03:03 AM  
Sad. Drug abuse can be genetic. I hope the family doesn't have to bury more.
 
2014-07-31 10:05:38 AM  
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2014-07-31 10:08:11 AM  
I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?
 
2014-07-31 10:10:44 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?


You should provide us with a list of people you don't care about if they die, because we all really love hearing about it.
 
2014-07-31 10:12:07 AM  
so... go through her clothes and look for loose change?
 
2014-07-31 10:12:56 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?


You wouldn't have to pay $5 for TF
 
2014-07-31 10:15:04 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?


This
 
2014-07-31 10:16:17 AM  

Ready-set: Sad. Drug abuse can be genetic. I hope the family doesn't have to bury more.


*rimshot
 
2014-07-31 10:18:11 AM  

nekom: possible 'drug misadventure,'

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Mr. Sandman did not pay a visit to her cranial cavity.
 
2014-07-31 10:21:56 AM  

"There were some empty vodka bottles, a couple bags of meth and a variety of pills in the car. My guess is that it was the booze and pills, like with Heath Ledger," he said, referring to the popular Australian actor who overdosed on prescription pills in a SoHo loft in 2008.


Holy cow - that was SIX years ago??
 
2014-07-31 10:23:21 AM  
I wonder which half...
 
2014-07-31 10:23:49 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "There were some empty vodka bottles, a couple bags of meth and a variety of pills in the car. My guess is that it was the booze and pills, like with Heath Ledger," he said, referring to the popular Australian actor who overdosed on prescription pills in a SoHo loft in 2008.


Holy cow - that was SIX years ago??


I know. We get older, and it only goes by quicker.
 
2014-07-31 10:23:56 AM  
Fark you Daily News for making me answer 2 questions (and I'm too lazy to google) just to see if she was hot.
/she was alright, shame
 
2014-07-31 10:24:05 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?

You wouldn't have to pay $5 for TF


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2014-07-31 10:26:01 AM  

Ready-set: Sad. Drug abuse can be genetic. I hope the family doesn't have to bury more.


I assure you: they will eventually bury them all.
 
2014-07-31 10:30:43 AM  
FTA:

While the actress was making millions by starring in movies with Adam Sandler and Cameron Diaz and buying posh homes in Beverly Hills and Santa Barbara, her half-sister stumbled through life, working at a suburban Petco and racking up a drug arrest.

Sad. Sounds like she had a lot to live for.
 
2014-07-31 10:38:22 AM  
Thanks, Barry
 
2014-07-31 10:39:00 AM  
"drug misadventure" .. well.. at least she doing what she liked - which is probably better that how most people die.
 
2014-07-31 10:44:34 AM  

AeAe: "drug misadventure" .. well.. at least she doing what she liked - which is probably better that how most people die.


are you having a stroke or is English your second language?
 
2014-07-31 10:49:19 AM  

GungFu: I wonder which half...


If they only found half, the cause of death shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

Sharknado.
 
2014-07-31 10:49:33 AM  

asquian: Englebert Slaptyback: "There were some empty vodka bottles, a couple bags of meth and a variety of pills in the car. My guess is that it was the booze and pills, like with Heath Ledger," he said, referring to the popular Australian actor who overdosed on prescription pills in a SoHo loft in 2008.


Holy cow - that was SIX years ago??

I know. We get older, and it only goes by quicker.


To be fair, his memory is kept alive because everyone on the Entertainment tab is still arguing about Nolan's Batman movies.
 
2014-07-31 10:50:16 AM  

AeAe: "drug misadventure" .. well.. at least she doing what she liked - which is probably better that how most people die.


She died like she lived: on the floor, with a needle in her arm.
 
2014-07-31 10:54:07 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: AeAe: "drug misadventure" .. well.. at least she doing what she liked - which is probably better that how most people die.

are you having a stroke or is English your second language?


Yarp.
 
2014-07-31 10:57:39 AM  
It's classless headlines like this that keep me coming back here.
 
2014-07-31 11:21:20 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?


Even Drew had barely heard of her.
 
2014-07-31 11:23:06 AM  
"Do you like scary movies?"
 
2014-07-31 11:28:02 AM  
Drug misadventure?

Alice in Wonderland is a drug misadventure.

I believe this is what we call a drug overdose
 
2014-07-31 11:35:07 AM  
fully dead? was this the coroner?
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2014-07-31 11:39:19 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?


I don't know, but posting a comment about something is a weird way to not care about it.
 
2014-07-31 11:44:31 AM  
IT'S THE BARRYMORE CURSE*

*See also the Kennedy  curse, Brando  curse, Hemmingway curse, Lee curse, Osmond curse, Getty, curse, Onassis curse, Grimaldi curse, etc etc.
 
2014-07-31 11:45:50 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?


moel: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?

This


Yet you guys cared enough to click on the board and post comments. How weird. Maybe you don't actually understand what "don't care" actually means?
 
2014-07-31 11:46:35 AM  

vudukungfu: IT'S THE BARRYMORE CURSE*

*See also the Kennedy  curse, Brando  curse, Hemmingway curse, Lee curse, Osmond curse, Getty, curse, Onassis curse, Grimaldi curse, etc etc.


My penis is cursed. It starts acting weird whenever goats are around. I'm seeing someone for it.
 
2014-07-31 11:48:53 AM  
R.I.P. Halfling

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2014-07-31 11:53:30 AM  
Marta Lopez was leaving for work when she saw the car blocking her driveway.
The woman inside was reclined in her seat, unconscious, Lopez told ABC affiliate 10News.
"Are you OK? You need some help," Lopez called out.

There was no response, and Lopez dialed cops.

Because last time she found an unconscious woman slumped in a car blocking her driveway, calling Edible Arrangements did no good...
 
2014-07-31 11:53:46 AM  

Spaceballer: fully dead? was this the coroner?
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I guess they're using that journalistic "degrees of death" device.  You know, "found half-dead", "barely alive" and so forth.  It's quite unique.
 
2014-07-31 12:06:16 PM  
Family curse, did the curse make her take drugs?
 
2014-07-31 12:18:08 PM  

oryx: Family curse, did the curse make her take drugs?


no, her half-sister's movies did.
 
2014-07-31 12:22:45 PM  

Codenamechaz: Drug misadventure?

Alice in Wonderland

The Doors' "An American Prayer" is a drug misadventure.*

I believe this is what we call a drug overdose


Seriously, Morrison's  brain had leaked out of his ears.
 
2014-07-31 12:30:07 PM  

Mikey1969: Marta Lopez was leaving for work when she saw the car blocking her driveway.
The woman inside was reclined in her seat, unconscious, Lopez told ABC affiliate 10News.
"Are you OK? You need some help," Lopez called out.
There was no response, and Lopez dialed cops.

Because last time she found an unconscious woman slumped in a car blocking her driveway, calling Edible Arrangements did no good...


HERE, TAKE THIS, THEY'RE DELICIOUS!!

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WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!?
 
2014-07-31 12:47:23 PM  
Mikey1969: My penis is cursed. It starts acting weird whenever goats are around. I'm seeing someone for it.

If you like to play the flute, feel most comfortable in the deep woods and have a couple of nubs on the front part of your head--this condition might be hereditary. If that's so, move to Las Vegas and get a job in a casino wearing a toga. If it isn't, you're just a garden variety perv.
 
2014-07-31 12:48:46 PM  
Who wrote that article? A ten year old? "She called cops" "Drug misadventure" What happened to drug overdose.
 
2014-07-31 12:55:25 PM  
On a good note, according the pictures, she had lost a lot of that extra weight.
 
2014-07-31 01:08:00 PM  
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\"Only *mostly* dead"
\\seriously? I expected this would be the Boobies
 
2014-07-31 01:10:28 PM  

Barfmaker: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't care if Drew died, why am I supposed to care that someone I've never heard of died?

You should provide us with a list of people you don't care about if they die, because we all really love hearing about it.


I don't care what they say about your, Barfmaker, you are A-OK in my book!(SNORT!)
 
2014-07-31 01:12:27 PM  
Another disposible celebrity relative.
 
2014-07-31 01:29:07 PM  

Seat's Taken: Mikey1969: Marta Lopez was leaving for work when she saw the car blocking her driveway.
The woman inside was reclined in her seat, unconscious, Lopez told ABC affiliate 10News.
"Are you OK? You need some help," Lopez called out.
There was no response, and Lopez dialed cops.

Because last time she found an unconscious woman slumped in a car blocking her driveway, calling Edible Arrangements did no good...

HERE, TAKE THIS, THEY'RE DELICIOUS!!

[img.fark.net image 250x234]

WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!?


Your response keeps me coming back to this thread. I was hoping someone would have fun with my post.
 
2014-07-31 01:29:21 PM  
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E.T.'s half brother is still OK, however...
 
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