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(New York Public Library)   Sex manual returned to library after 54 years ... too late to save patron's marriage   (nypl.org) divider line 23
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2014-07-31 08:23:57 AM
FTA:   The book was returned with an apologetic note:
We found this book amongst my late brother-in-law's things. Funny thing is the book didn't support his efforts with his first (and only) marriage... it failed! No wonder he hid the book! So sorry!!
A shocked in-law


Well there you go, it was found during the inventory of an estate.
 
2014-07-31 11:07:53 AM
54 years? Talk about sore.
 
2014-07-31 11:10:09 AM
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Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean
anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library
books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that
kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
 
2014-07-31 11:11:01 AM
So we'll all be able to find out how to do it in the back of an Edsel now.
 
2014-07-31 11:11:14 AM
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2014-07-31 11:12:32 AM

Vacation Bible School: [samepageteam.files.wordpress.com image 250x234]
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean
anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library
books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that
kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!


Dammit.
 
2014-07-31 11:13:17 AM
I once had to flag a student's account for failing to return "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People."
 
2014-07-31 11:15:38 AM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I once had to flag a student's account for failing to return "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People."


Should have flagged him for checking out a book with such a douchebag title.
 
2014-07-31 11:19:06 AM
I can only imagine how dated the sex information in a 1959 sex manual would be. At that time, there were a scant 4 positions max, and no buttsex.
 
2014-07-31 11:21:59 AM
Gently lift her hoop skirt, petticoats, and slip.  Let the back of your hand brush the bloomers at the back of her knee...

Yes, go on...
 
2014-07-31 11:30:00 AM
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2014-07-31 11:30:41 AM

Solty Dog: I can only imagine how dated the sex information in a 1959 sex manual would be. At that time, there were a scant 4 positions max, and no buttsex.


1926, actually.

/flappers
/flap flap flap
 
2014-07-31 11:35:00 AM
What the manual may look like now:
www.smith.edu
 
2014-07-31 11:42:26 AM
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MBooda: What the manual may look like now:
[www.smith.edu image 270x272]


Or this, furry like the palms of the reader.

/remembers this book liked to be stroked before reading
 
2014-07-31 11:43:16 AM
Did it contain pictures of pee pees and wee wees?
 
2014-07-31 11:55:44 AM

StrikitRich: [media.lunch.com image 342x403]

MBooda: What the manual may look like now:
[www.smith.edu image 270x272]

Or this, furry like the palms of the reader.

/remembers this book liked to be stroked before reading


Klaatu Barada..... Lu..... Necktie..... Nectar...... Nickel..... Noodle..... it's an "N" word.....  it's definitely an "N" word...
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/ow!  my hand
 
2014-07-31 11:58:24 AM
Delia Lortz has a new position he can try. It involves red licorice and a hobo's asshole.
 
2014-07-31 12:26:36 PM
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2014-07-31 01:04:03 PM
Took him that long to get the pages unstuck.
 
2014-07-31 01:05:42 PM
Rip Patron tequila
 
2014-07-31 01:08:56 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideal_Marriage:_Its_Physiology_and_Techn i que

A really famous book in its day, and for a long time afterwards.  Thought I could find a pdf online, but I couldn't.
 
2014-07-31 03:48:30 PM

UncleDirtNap: So we'll all be able to find out how to do it in the back of an Edsel now.


More like Marmons or Duesenbergs...
 
2014-07-31 04:04:07 PM
People need to stop Bundying the books.
 
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