Vacation Bible School: [samepageteam.files.wordpress.com image 250x234]Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not meananything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you'rethinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old librarybooks? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live withoutlibraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to changethe world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, rightnow, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-peesand wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overduefines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about thatkid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybethat turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You andyour good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party timeis over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I once had to flag a student's account for failing to return "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People."
Solty Dog: I can only imagine how dated the sex information in a 1959 sex manual would be. At that time, there were a scant 4 positions max, and no buttsex.
MBooda: What the manual may look like now:[www.smith.edu image 270x272]
StrikitRich: [media.lunch.com image 342x403]MBooda: What the manual may look like now:[www.smith.edu image 270x272]Or this, furry like the palms of the reader./remembers this book liked to be stroked before reading
UncleDirtNap: So we'll all be able to find out how to do it in the back of an Edsel now.
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