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(Rocketnews 24)   In case you ever wondered what 29 sumo wrestlers crammed into a tiny plane looked like   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 35
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2014-07-30 11:38:12 PM  
Capt. probably did the weight and balance a couple of times.
 
2014-07-31 12:21:58 AM  
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking sumos on this motherf*cking plane!
 
2014-07-31 02:46:55 AM  
Vagina: it's not a sumo wrestler plane.
 
2014-07-31 03:40:36 AM  
"on our way to the Aaliyah show!"
 
2014-07-31 03:54:50 AM  
How did that not exceed the weight limit? They not had any luggage.
 
2014-07-31 03:57:34 AM  

daffy: How did that not exceed the weight limit? They not had any luggage.


The aircraft was built with the average american in mind,  so weight here wasn't an issue =D
 
2014-07-31 04:01:44 AM  

Boo_Guy: daffy: How did that not exceed the weight limit? They not had any luggage.

The aircraft was built with the average american in mind,  so weight here wasn't an issue =D


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2014-07-31 04:02:20 AM  
And not an inch of arm rest was to be found.
 
2014-07-31 04:04:47 AM  
Ehh, it's a 3+3 configuration. I weigh 350, but I'm a 6'5" linebacker type. I could pick up and throw these bastards, but they'd get me down low first.
 
2014-07-31 04:07:51 AM  
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"What happened to the aisle??" indeed.

Also if you compress the picture horizontally it still looks (mostly) natural.

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2014-07-31 04:09:55 AM  
I know it would violate all laws of time and space, but it would be just my luck that each and every one of those Jabba the Hutt motherf*ckers would be seated right next to me.
 
2014-07-31 04:33:18 AM  
Familiar with the sumo diet?  I would NOT want to be in an enclosed space with that many wrestlers.
 
2014-07-31 05:13:27 AM  

Sgygus: Familiar with the sumo diet?  I would NOT want to be in an enclosed space with that many wrestlers.


Between the farts and the body odor, it probably smelled like an abattoir inside that plane.
 
2014-07-31 06:32:32 AM  
Take off their hats!

Wait, that's popes in a Volkswagen.
 
2014-07-31 06:57:09 AM  
THAT is why you get into the A or B groups on Southwest!

Otherwise you end up in the middle seat between THEM.
 
2014-07-31 07:46:09 AM  
Stuck in the middle with you.

And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you.
 
2014-07-31 08:28:27 AM  
I'm pretty sure I've been on a flight like that. Or maybe it just felt like it.
 
2014-07-31 08:33:49 AM  
I really hope that picture becomes a meme.
 
2014-07-31 08:50:05 AM  
This is a normal flight to the Alaska wilderness
 
2014-07-31 09:10:47 AM  

wildcardjack: Ehh, it's a 3+3 configuration. I weigh 350, but I'm a 6'5" linebacker type. I could pick up and throw these bastards, but they'd get me down low first.


Don't you have someplace to be in 26 minutes?
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2014-07-31 09:56:17 AM  

wildcardjack: Ehh, it's a 3+3 configuration. I weigh 350, but I'm a 6'5" linebacker type. I could pick up and throw these bastards, but they'd get me down low first.


There are no 350 lb linebackers. There aren't even that many tackles who are 350 lbs.
 
2014-07-31 10:02:18 AM  

Arkanaut: wildcardjack: Ehh, it's a 3+3 configuration. I weigh 350, but I'm a 6'5" linebacker type. I could pick up and throw these bastards, but they'd get me down low first.

There are no 350 lb linebackers. There aren't even that many tackles who are 350 lbs.


No, no. She meant that linebackers are her type.
 
2014-07-31 10:41:37 AM  

TanSau: This is a normal flight to the Alaska wilderness


"...this is the same spot we crashed last year."
 
2014-07-31 10:43:40 AM  

wildcardjack: Ehh, it's a 3+3 configuration. I weigh 350, but I'm a 6'5" linebacker type. I could pick up and throw these bastards, but they'd get me down low first.


THANK YOU FOR CALLING T- MOBILE!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!
 
2014-07-31 10:52:50 AM  
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Jesus Christ...what the fark did they do in there?

I don't know Jimmy but just keep spraying until Hazmat gets here
 
2014-07-31 11:02:47 AM  

Sgygus: Familiar with the sumo diet?  I would NOT want to be in an enclosed space with that many wrestlers.


I'm not. Is there a standard diet, or is it just "a lot"?
 
2014-07-31 11:04:53 AM  
Upon take offf the plane was heard making a "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!" sound until it was off the ground.
 
2014-07-31 11:15:07 AM  
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2014-07-31 11:17:24 AM  
Fortune for us they not in there diapers.
 
2014-07-31 12:07:10 PM  
Most Air Canada flights to Florida?
 
2014-07-31 12:10:57 PM  

daffy: How did that not exceed the weight limit? They not had any luggage.


They are Sumo wrestler's, it's not like they wear a whole lot.
 
2014-07-31 02:13:48 PM  

Robo Beat: Sgygus: Familiar with the sumo diet?  I would NOT want to be in an enclosed space with that many wrestlers.

Between the farts and the body odor, it probably smelled like an abattoir inside that plane.


Two words: 'Hair oil'
 
2014-07-31 02:43:28 PM  

fusillade762: Vagina: it's not a sumo wrestler plane.


Is not a crown prane!!!
 
2014-07-31 06:17:51 PM  

skrame: I'm not. Is there a standard diet, or is it just "a lot"?


8,000 -> 10,000 calories per day, a lot of fish stew.
 
2014-08-01 11:54:06 AM  
Old busted: fat guy in a tiny coat.

New hotness: fat guys in a tiny plane.
 
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