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(Daily Mail)   Family on a flight from Beijing to Detroit encourage their child to take a dump on his chair instead of in the bathroom   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-30 11:40:13 PM  
On the one hand, it's the Daily Fail so I'm inclinded to not believe the article.  On the other hand, it is Delta so it is plausible.
 
2014-07-30 11:42:23 PM  
It sucks to be the passengers seated between the poop and the plane's outflow valves.
 
2014-07-30 11:53:14 PM  
At least he went on the paper.
 
2014-07-31 12:02:16 AM  
I have never heard of "passing motion" as a term for laying down a gatorback before.
 
2014-07-31 12:04:11 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

To be honest, I've only trained potty-trained puppies before, and paper seems to work fine.
 
2014-07-31 12:06:12 AM  
They dont cover their mouths when they cough.
 
2014-07-31 12:07:46 AM  
At least they didn't have him pee in your coke.  Or did they?
 
2014-07-31 12:18:19 AM  
I honestly don't think I'd care, were I a fellow passenger. On a flight from Beijing to Detroit... Do you know how many cubic yards of farts I would have loosed on such a lengthy journey? A lot. Maybe he didn't know how to use a toilet, maybe he's never SEEN a toilet, and airplane bathrooms are probably scary. My dog took a dump in the laundry room today. Who cares? He had to go. Clean it up and move on.
 
2014-07-31 12:44:24 AM  
Following the incident, Chinese social network Weibo came alive with commenters expressing their disgust, many of whom condemned the family for embarrassing their homeland.


That family better stay in the U.S.

I knew Delta had major hubs in Atlanta and Salt Lake City but didn't realize they also had Detroit.
 
2014-07-31 12:51:21 AM  

violentsalvation: I honestly don't think I'd care, were I a fellow passenger. On a flight from Beijing to Detroit... Do you know how many cubic yards of farts I would have loosed on such a lengthy journey? A lot. Maybe he didn't know how to use a toilet, maybe he's never SEEN a toilet, and airplane bathrooms are probably scary. My dog took a dump in the laundry room today. Who cares? He had to go. Clean it up and move on.


Seriously?  It's beyond unacceptable IMO.  An adult could have taken him to the plane restroom.  They should have revoked their Visas when they arrived and put them on a plane straight back.
 
2014-07-31 12:53:17 AM  

violentsalvation: I honestly don't think I'd care, were I a fellow passenger. On a flight from Beijing to Detroit... Do you know how many cubic yards of farts I would have loosed on such a lengthy journey? A lot. Maybe he didn't know how to use a toilet, maybe he's never SEEN a toilet, and airplane bathrooms are probably scary. My dog took a dump in the laundry room today. Who cares? He had to go. Clean it up and move on.



Troll much?
 
2014-07-31 01:15:23 AM  

traxan: Following the incident, Chinese social network Weibo came alive with commenters expressing their disgust, many of whom condemned the family for embarrassing their homeland.


That family better stay in the U.S.

I knew Delta had major hubs in Atlanta and Salt Lake City but didn't realize they also had Detroit.


Delta bought out Northwest, remember Northwest?
 
2014-07-31 01:25:37 AM  
I bet it STILL smells better than what they served for dinner.
 
2014-07-31 01:27:16 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: violentsalvation: I honestly don't think I'd care, were I a fellow passenger. On a flight from Beijing to Detroit... Do you know how many cubic yards of farts I would have loosed on such a lengthy journey? A lot. Maybe he didn't know how to use a toilet, maybe he's never SEEN a toilet, and airplane bathrooms are probably scary. My dog took a dump in the laundry room today. Who cares? He had to go. Clean it up and move on.

Seriously?  It's beyond unacceptable IMO.  An adult could have taken him to the plane restroom.  They should have revoked their Visas when they arrived and put them on a plane straight back.


Why? He's already dropped anchor, he's not that kind of baby. He just doesn't have it in him.

The_Sponge: Troll much?


Maybe a little, I just like poop threads.
 
2014-07-31 01:38:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-31 01:43:15 AM  

violentsalvation: Maybe a little, I just like poop threads.


i137.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-31 03:02:06 AM  
Guess they turned a figuratively shiatty flight into a literal one.
 
2014-07-31 03:02:12 AM  
Ah, mainland Chinese.

/'nuff said
 
2014-07-31 03:02:56 AM  
Well, they are on their way to Detroit. Just sayin,,,,
 
2014-07-31 03:09:19 AM  
So this is apparently common.  My family does business in China lot as well as family friends so I've heard a lot of stories about this.  Basically, a lot of people there can't afford diapers and it isn't a part of the culture as much as it is here.  I've been told in certain areas it isn't uncommon to for children to just use the bathroom where ever.  Even sitting in a restaurant or public transportation, you might have a kid use the bathroom on the seats.  In fact, a friend of mine was flying back from China and noticed the seat was wet when he sat down.  He complained to the flight attendant who told him a kid was probably sitting there before and they often used the bathrooms on the seats.

I'm not sure how common it really is to be honest since I'm not from there and never been there myself, but I've been thoroughly warned about it in terms of traveling there.
 
2014-07-31 03:11:47 AM  
This is just the cover story.  I talked to a passenger who was on board the flight.  Here's what really happened:

This Chinese family was relocating to the United States because the dad had a work offer.  Their kid didn't know anything except that he was going to America, and was pretty excited.  For the first half of the flight, he was babbling to himself about the Grand Canyon, LeBron James, the White House, etc.

Anyway, halfway through the flight, the little kid asked "Where are we moving to?  New York?  L.A.?  The South?"  The dad, after some stammering, said Detroit.  Right then, this kid promptly shiat himself right in his seat.

True story.
 
2014-07-31 03:12:50 AM  
Why why why? Why?! They're not goblins, they don't have special ungue pots to store their special body wastes in!
 
2014-07-31 03:13:04 AM  
img.fark.net

Approves.
 
2014-07-31 03:20:32 AM  
Scroll down for video

Uh, no.
 
2014-07-31 03:28:05 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i.imgur.com image 403x362]


Why is the cat falling skywards?
 
2014-07-31 03:31:54 AM  
Still not quite as bad as the Fiji guy who peed on a woman during a flight though, you gotta admit.

http://www.eturbonews.com/726/urinating-japanese-tourist-hits-fiji-t ou rism-badly
 
2014-07-31 03:36:47 AM  

doosh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i.imgur.com image 403x362]

Why is the cat falling skywards?


Because he's in orbit.
 
2014-07-31 03:40:07 AM  
This is like the difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
 
2014-07-31 03:41:11 AM  
Offloading the logs on that flight was an uncharacteristically crappy job.
 
2014-07-31 03:41:23 AM  

Bucky Katt: On the one hand, it's the Daily Fail so I'm inclinded to not believe the article.  On the other hand, it is Delta so it is plausible.


The parents were Chinese, so it's plausible. People have different customs, and from what I saw when I was in China, the events in TFA shouldn't surprise anyone.

CSB 1: Waiting in airport in Yunnan. Toddler with open crotch pants squats down to take a massive (adult-sized), wet dump on the floor. Father wipes most of it away with newspaper. Comes back with paper towels to take care of the rest. No big deal.

CSB 2: Supermarket in Beijing. Toddler with open crotch pants has to go. Father holds toddler over wastebasket (at checkout lane) by the hands and feet. Toddler pees in wastebasket. No big deal.

This was in the 90s, so things might be different now.
 
2014-07-31 03:45:02 AM  

doosh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i.imgur.com image 403x362]

Why is the cat falling skywards?


Because the other way is spacewards.
 
2014-07-31 03:46:25 AM  
China to Detroit, the Dr. Klahn Special.
 
2014-07-31 03:47:53 AM  

lucksi: Ah, mainland Chinese.

/'nuff said



Yup.    I didn't even have to read the article to know it was a Chinese family who did this.
 
2014-07-31 03:48:51 AM  
And I get to experience this on a daily basis! Mom with her 3 year old, he's gotta drop a deuce, she has him squat down right there in the middle of the sidewalk.  Less than 5 feet from a tree.  Put him in the friggin grass/dirt around the tree savage woman.  I love the people walking their inbred puppymill brown toy poodles.  The dog WANTS to go in the grass man, but the idiot barbarians herd them back on the sidewalk so they can leave a nice brown surprise for some unsuspecting person.  Eight year old boy has to piss on the Beijing subway, grandma has him go right there.  In the car.  Not in a bottle, on the floor.  Each stop has a bathroom and is less than 2 minutes apart.  Eight year olds, dude.
 
2014-07-31 03:50:32 AM  

Bucky Katt: On the one hand, it's the Daily Fail so I'm inclinded to not believe the article.  On the other hand, it is Delta Chinese People so it is plausible.


FTFY.

What a glorious culture of peeing in mall garbage cans and shiating on planes. it's good we traded our jobs to them for cheap crap, their democracy is so wonderful.
 
2014-07-31 03:51:26 AM  
So "passing a motion" is something that raises a big stink, is thoroughly disgusting and makes everybody sick. Sounds like Congress.
 
2014-07-31 04:00:44 AM  

traxan: Following the incident, Chinese social network Weibo came alive with commenters expressing their disgust, many of whom condemned the family for embarrassing their homeland.


That family better stay in the U.S.

I knew Delta had major hubs in Atlanta and Salt Lake City but didn't realize they also had Detroit.


Detroit is a large, and shockingly nice, international hub.
 
2014-07-31 04:02:34 AM  

PillsHere: So this is apparently common.  My family does business in China lot as well as family friends so I've heard a lot of stories about this.  Basically, a lot of people there can't afford diapers and it isn't a part of the culture as much as it is here.  I've been told in certain areas it isn't uncommon to for children to just use the bathroom where ever.  Even sitting in a restaurant or public transportation, you might have a kid use the bathroom on the seats.  In fact, a friend of mine was flying back from China and noticed the seat was wet when he sat down.  He complained to the flight attendant who told him a kid was probably sitting there before and they often used the bathrooms on the seats.

I'm not sure how common it really is to be honest since I'm not from there and never been there myself, but I've been thoroughly warned about it in terms of traveling there.


I could buy it.  Culture clash is sometimes completely shocking, and China has some pretty bad examples lurking under the surface.  A friend of mine has a sister who worked in China as an English teacher, and the things her bosses assumed they can force her to do are ridiculous.  Essentially employers there view employees more like slaves, and like to do things like withhold overtime pay, extend hours, force you to "voluntarily" attend "classes" that are basically sales pitches, withholding days off, etc. etc.  It's all normal over there, whereas here it's the kind of thing companies are the target of multimillion dollar lawsuits for.

That said, if they can afford a ticket on Delta they could probably afford diapers for the flight.  Mayhaps Delta needs to update their traveler information in China to explicitly say, "no, seriously, your farking kid needs to wear a farking diaper if they can't use the farking toilet."
 
2014-07-31 04:08:16 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Well, they are on their way to Detroit. Just sayin,,,,


You've never been to Detroit, have you? You've heard the stereotypes, but haven't actually been there?
 
2014-07-31 04:12:01 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: violentsalvation: I honestly don't think I'd care, were I a fellow passenger. On a flight from Beijing to Detroit... Do you know how many cubic yards of farts I would have loosed on such a lengthy journey? A lot. Maybe he didn't know how to use a toilet, maybe he's never SEEN a toilet, and airplane bathrooms are probably scary. My dog took a dump in the laundry room today. Who cares? He had to go. Clean it up and move on.

Seriously?  It's beyond unacceptable IMO.  An adult could have taken him to the plane restroom.  They should have revoked their Visas when they arrived and put them on a plane straight back.


this. they obviously DO NOT belong in a civilized country.

/neither do i, so i live in china
 
2014-07-31 04:13:45 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i.imgur.com image 403x362]


/you bastard. i snorted so hard this beer will take a week to work out of sinal cavity
 
2014-07-31 04:15:05 AM  
"It comes months after a disturbingly similar incident in which a child was photographed passing motion on a domestic flight in China in February. The photographer has since been arrested and charged with creating child porn."

Dude,  what the hell‽  Some kid starts growing a tail and your first thought it to take pictures of it‽‽
 
2014-07-31 04:23:19 AM  
Even retards know how to use a bathroom instead of just shiatting wherever.

/mostly
 
2014-07-31 04:31:34 AM  

dikkcor28: And I get to experience this on a daily basis! Mom with her 3 year old, he's gotta drop a deuce, she has him squat down right there in the middle of the sidewalk.  Less than 5 feet from a tree.  Put him in the friggin grass/dirt around the tree savage woman.  I love the people walking their inbred puppymill brown toy poodles.  The dog WANTS to go in the grass man, but the idiot barbarians herd them back on the sidewalk so they can leave a nice brown surprise for some unsuspecting person.  Eight year old boy has to piss on the Beijing subway, grandma has him go right there.  In the car.  Not in a bottle, on the floor.  Each stop has a bathroom and is less than 2 minutes apart.  Eight year olds, dude.


Um...is the 3 year old a dog? WTF?
 
2014-07-31 04:35:24 AM  

Staffist: I have never heard of "passing motion" as a term for laying down a gatorback before.


I've never heard of either term.

Gatorback? I don't get it.
 
2014-07-31 04:38:13 AM  

Ambivalence: Um...is the 3 year old a dog? WTF?


A kid.  Ok diapers are not commonly used, that's how it is here, ok.  But for the love of Mao hold your kid over a trashcan, or anywhere besides the middle of the sidewalk in a busy commercial area.  I watched from a distance and afterwards she pulled out some tissues and I guess wiped his ass and just left the load right there.  Usually (like the article) it's some old fashioned rural grandparents, this was a seemingly urban well to do 30-something year old woman.

I get a kick out of picking up dog poo at the park or in your neighbor's yard threads, we have giant loads of fresh human dung in the middle of the sidewalk here.
 
2014-07-31 04:44:46 AM  

Captain Dan: This is just the cover story.  I talked to a passenger who was on board the flight.  Here's what really happened:

This Chinese family was relocating to the United States because the dad had a work offer.  Their kid didn't know anything except that he was going to America, and was pretty excited.  For the first half of the flight, he was babbling to himself about the Grand Canyon, LeBron James, the White House, etc.

Anyway, halfway through the flight, the little kid asked "Where are we moving to?  New York?  L.A.?  The South?"  The dad, after some stammering, said Detroit.  Right then, this kid promptly shiat himself right in his seat.

True story.


Yea, my brothers friends little sister does a lot of traveling to Detroit and this is a pretty common thing. When little kids or some adults get suprised with a trip to Detroit they just shiat right in their seat. I've never been there so I'm not sure how often it happens but sounds ligit.
 
2014-07-31 04:59:37 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Bucky Katt: On the one hand, it's the Daily Fail so I'm inclinded to not believe the article.  On the other hand, it is Delta so it is plausible.

The parents were Chinese, so it's plausible. People have different customs, and from what I saw when I was in China, the events in TFA shouldn't surprise anyone.

CSB 1: Waiting in airport in Yunnan. Toddler with open crotch pants squats down to take a massive (adult-sized), wet dump on the floor. Father wipes most of it away with newspaper. Comes back with paper towels to take care of the rest. No big deal.

CSB 2: Supermarket in Beijing. Toddler with open crotch pants has to go. Father holds toddler over wastebasket (at checkout lane) by the hands and feet. Toddler pees in wastebasket. No big deal.

This was in the 90s, so things might be different now.


Well, the toddlers are fatter now...

But, other than that...not much has changed.
 
2014-07-31 05:01:31 AM  

SmittyBGKY: Captain Dan: This is just the cover story.  I talked to a passenger who was on board the flight.  Here's what really happened:

This Chinese family was relocating to the United States because the dad had a work offer.  Their kid didn't know anything except that he was going to America, and was pretty excited.  For the first half of the flight, he was babbling to himself about the Grand Canyon, LeBron James, the White House, etc.

Anyway, halfway through the flight, the little kid asked "Where are we moving to?  New York?  L.A.?  The South?"  The dad, after some stammering, said Detroit.  Right then, this kid promptly shiat himself right in his seat.

True story.

Yea, my brothers friends little sister does a lot of traveling to Detroit and this is a pretty common thing. When little kids or some adults get suprised with a trip to Detroit they just shiat right in their seat. I've never been there so I'm not sure how often it happens but sounds ligit.


Little kids in Detroit get shot and killed for lesser offenses. But that's not likely to happen to most people. Come to Detroit, you'll love it.
 
2014-07-31 05:07:23 AM  
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