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(KTUU Alaska)   Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead   (ktuu.com ) divider line 91
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2014-07-30 11:46:15 PM  
Damn.  That could happen to any one.
 
2014-07-30 11:52:20 PM  
When Date Night goes wrong.
 
2014-07-30 11:58:19 PM  
Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?
 
2014-07-31 12:07:47 AM  
And I don't imagine a disfigured girlfriend and seven years in prison is going to improve this guy's suicidal tendencies.
 
2014-07-31 12:11:02 AM  
It doesn't matter about the people, as long as someone goes to jail for profit, right?
 
2014-07-31 12:41:44 AM  
All around f*cked up situation but mostly -

fusillade762: And I don't imagine a disfigured girlfriend and seven years in prison is going to improve this guy's suicidal tendencies.


this^^^^
 
2014-07-31 12:57:51 AM  
Stee-rike TWO
i50.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-31 01:15:23 AM  
And right in the middle of the Fark comments there's an ad for "Kristen Bell gives her tips for healthy skin"

So, a shotgun blast to the face is a tip for healthy skin, Ms. Bell?

I'm not clicking on your ad you psychotic biatch! I'll see you in hell!!!
 
2014-07-31 01:31:13 AM  
The first rule of fight club? Do not talk about fight club!
 
2014-07-31 02:26:09 AM  
I would understand him getting put away for involuntary manslaughter had he killed her, but he only intended to harm himself, not her. He needs psychiatric care, not 7 years in prison. I agree with taking his guns, but his family should be allowed to sell them rather than destroy them.
 
2014-07-31 04:34:59 AM  
That's a lot of guns, even for Skagway.

He's going to blow his head off, and all she can think of to do is to hit him...with another gun?

Strange.


He needs mental help.  Not jail, because obviously he didn't threaten her at all.  So bizarre and so sad.
 
2014-07-31 04:58:04 AM  
If only... errr... Hmmm... This is a tricky one...

If only the gun whose butt she hit him with had had a gun, this wouldn't have happened? :-/
 
2014-07-31 05:00:36 AM  

mamoru: If only... errr... Hmmm... This is a tricky one...

If only the gun whose butt she hit him with had had a gun, this wouldn't have happened? :-/


If only she'd shot him instead of hitting him with the butt.

It's the Major Payne theory. "Are you sad?" *breaks your pinky finger* "Now you're not sad no more."
 
2014-07-31 06:53:27 AM  

fusillade762: Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?


Probably something to do with suicide being illegal
 
2014-07-31 07:01:31 AM  
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2014-07-31 07:03:15 AM  
Wow. It's as if Quentin Tarantino were writing / filming a Mexican standoff for a Three Stooges short.
 
2014-07-31 07:03:55 AM  
Maybe she was the reason he was going to commit suicide so either way, problem solved
 
2014-07-31 07:06:39 AM  
You ruined my death!
 
2014-07-31 07:06:56 AM  
At that point, after you've accidentally killed your girlfriend, wouldn't you want to continue with your suicide even more so?  Why stop knowing your shiatty life just got even worse with upcoming jail time and horrible life long guilt?
 
2014-07-31 07:09:25 AM  
Yay guns!
 
2014-07-31 07:13:08 AM  
Meanwhile, the guy who killed Michael Jackson is already out of prison.
 
2014-07-31 07:14:33 AM  
He was just standing his ground.
 
2014-07-31 07:15:49 AM  

Hoopy Frood: Meanwhile, the guy who killed Michael Jackson is already out of prison.


Michael Jackson is out of prison?
 
2014-07-31 07:18:30 AM  

towatchoverme: Yay guns!




Really?
That's the only thing you took away from this?
 
2014-07-31 07:19:02 AM  

zarker: fusillade762: Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?

Probably something to do with suicide being illegal


What's the one crime they can't punish you for if you are successful?
 
2014-07-31 07:22:53 AM  

zarker: fusillade762: Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?

Probably something to do with suicide being illegal


Is it painless?
 
2014-07-31 07:22:57 AM  
The Juneau Empire reports Judge Philip Pallenberg also ordered Forester's firearms be surrendered to the state for destruction after the November shooting

What fresh hell is this? Because his guns are 'tainted'? Because if anyone else gets them, they will be overpowered by the evilness and commit murder/suicide too? Let his family take them, or at least sell them at auction. Why destroy a bunch of property? If someone commits hit and run, they don't take all his other cars and crush them into cubes.

I don't even....
 
2014-07-31 07:24:46 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Is it painless?


No, but it brings on many changes.
 
2014-07-31 07:26:46 AM  
Darwin doubles down.
 
2014-07-31 07:27:04 AM  

granolasteak: He's going to blow his head off, and all she can think of to do is to hit him...with another gun?


He was a bad guy with a gun, she was a good guy with a gun. She stopped him from killing anyone. The system works!
 
2014-07-31 07:33:00 AM  

BadReligion: He needs psychiatric care, not 7 years in prison.

Not sure if you've been keeping up with the times but for 30 years now prison is where we put people who need psychiatric care.
 
2014-07-31 07:33:41 AM  
What if their story is not completely accurate?
Maybe it was a suicide pact, only at the count of three, she didn't follow through and he farked up also by failing to kill her.
 
2014-07-31 07:35:36 AM  
If the gun is in his mouth how does he shoot her without also shooting himself?
 
2014-07-31 07:39:33 AM  

fusillade762: Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?


I assume this is one of those brain teaser cases like the one that opened Magnolia.
 
2014-07-31 07:48:35 AM  

zamboni: And right in the middle of the Fark comments there's an ad for "Kristen Bell gives her tips for healthy skin"

So, a shotgun blast to the face is a tip for healthy skin, Ms. Bell?

I'm not clicking on your ad you psychotic biatch! I'll see you in hell!!!


I get "Surf Photos That Will Blow Your Mind" which this guy could probably use since the shotgun didn't work.
 
2014-07-31 07:50:31 AM  

fusillade762: zarker: fusillade762: Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?

Probably something to do with suicide being illegal

What's the one crime they can't punish you for if you are successful?


Killing every other person on Earth?
 
2014-07-31 07:55:46 AM  

Delta1212: fusillade762: zarker: fusillade762: Seven years? Are they getting him for something else, too? Don't we hear of accidental shootings all the time WAY dumber than this that don't get any time at all?

Probably something to do with suicide being illegal

What's the one crime they can't punish you for if you are successful?

Killing every other person on Earth?


Inverse suicide.
 
2014-07-31 08:01:45 AM  

fusillade762: And I don't imagine a disfigured girlfriend and seven years in prison is going to improve this guy's suicidal tendencies.


That's not the point. The point is mandatory sentencing.  Apparently, the majority of voters in these locations just love it to bits and the pols want to be reelected.
 
2014-07-31 08:07:55 AM  
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From the sidebar: Meanwhile, in Eastern Ukraine
 
2014-07-31 08:12:08 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Stee-rike TWO
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He's already past the typical breeding age so it hardly matters at this point anyway.  Sure it's technically possible but not many men have offspring at 50+.
 
2014-07-31 08:15:57 AM  

zamboni


And right in the middle of the Fark comments there's an ad for "Kristen Bell gives her tips for healthy skin"

So, a shotgun blast to the face is a tip for healthy skin, Ms. Bell?


2.bp.blogspot.com

(There's no picture of the cold cream gun.)
 
2014-07-31 08:18:51 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: AMonkey'sUncle: Is it painless?

No, but it brings on many changes.


And I can take or leave it if I please....
 
2014-07-31 08:20:27 AM  
"His girlfriend tried to stop him by hitting him in the head with the butt of another gun"

   Yeah, when i see someone about to blow their brains out, first thing i think of doing is hitting them in the head with another gun... who the fark DOES that? Sounds to me like he was hesitating and she wanted to "speed up the process."
 
2014-07-31 08:22:36 AM  

Bucky Katt: Damn.  That could happen to any one.


Who hasn't been there many times, eh?
 
2014-07-31 08:22:39 AM  

SlothB77: If the gun is in his mouth how does he shoot her without also shooting himself?


I wondered the same.
 
2014-07-31 08:26:53 AM  
The guy was probably Native, that would explain his incarceration vs. therapy.
 
2014-07-31 08:28:02 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: who the fark DOES that?


It's part of the NRA narrative. Only a good girl with a gun can stop a sad guy with a gun in his mouth.
 
2014-07-31 08:29:35 AM  

way south: towatchoverme: Yay guns!

Really?
That's the only thing you took away from this?


Yeah well, a lot of folks did call him "Two-Gun" but that wasn't because he was sporting two pistols.
 
2014-07-31 08:31:54 AM  

SlothB77: If the gun is in his mouth how does he shoot her without also shooting himself?


Well she hit him with the butt of a gun, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that probably probably moved his head quite a bit.
 
2014-07-31 08:35:09 AM  

zamboni: And right in the middle of the Fark comments there's an ad for "Kristen Bell gives her tips for healthy skin"

So, a shotgun blast to the face is a tip for healthy skin, Ms. Bell?

I'm not clicking on your ad you psychotic biatch! I'll see you in hell!!!


They're sticking ads right in the middle of comments now?

Now I'm super glad I don't whitelist Fark.
 
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