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2014-07-30 08:15:20 PM  
Just made a trip to the booze store.
 
2014-07-30 08:17:20 PM  

crypticsatellite: Just made a trip to the booze store.


Here's hoping this year's thread is as legendary as the first one.
 
2014-07-30 08:21:59 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Here's hoping this year's thread is as legendary as the first one.


i'm hoping they can top themselves.
 
2014-07-30 08:25:15 PM  

SilentStrider: Bathia_Mapes: Here's hoping this year's thread is as legendary as the first one.

i'm hoping they can top themselves.


Me too.
 
2014-07-30 08:28:51 PM  
Almost forgot about this but just saw ads up at Subway.  I guess Jared is going to be in it.
 
2014-07-30 08:30:41 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: crypticsatellite: Just made a trip to the booze store.

Here's hoping this year's thread is as legendary as the first one.


I hope so!
 
2014-07-30 08:32:17 PM  

SilentStrider: i'm hoping they can top themselves.


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2014-07-30 08:32:18 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: crypticsatellite: Just made a trip to the booze store.

Here's hoping this year's thread is as legendary as the first one.


I'm ready to be a B+ player in tonight's thread.

I'm pregaming with the end of the first one.
 
2014-07-30 08:32:40 PM  
For the first Sharknado thread, we had TMLO Theater.  The bar is set high.
 
2014-07-30 08:34:00 PM  
Sharknado part Deux...The sharkening.
 
2014-07-30 08:34:04 PM  
Well I have a 15 pack ready and armed
 
2014-07-30 08:34:19 PM  
Meh.... more fun to watch and make fun of movies that honestly try. This is like making fun of the smelly kid in class who knowingly goes around shiatting his pants because it gets him attention . It's just sad.

Here's to hoping the next Rifftrax Live doesn't come across as a paid advertisement for a sequel.
 
2014-07-30 08:34:20 PM  

Earguy: For the first Sharknado thread, we had TMLO Theater.  The bar is set high.


I can't remember the last time I saw TMLO post. Maybe he'll make a special appearance tonight.
 
2014-07-30 08:34:26 PM  
Whoa, Kurt Angle is in it? Okay I'll watch. Please let him have a lot of lines (He is farking terrible. Watch River of Darkness, and despair)
 
2014-07-30 08:34:27 PM  
My partner refuses to stay up for the whole thing.  My friend's husband refuses to watch period.  So we're Skyping so we can enjoy the carnage with someone else.

/meteorologist and an oceanographer, me and her
//half our commentary will just be "oh God no."
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-07-30 08:35:20 PM  
I have serious misgivings about the artistic validity of this effort.  ON the other hand, I'm praying it is an even bigger piece of shiat than the first, with more bimbo blood and flying fish.
 
2014-07-30 08:36:03 PM  
I think the first 15 minutes of this new movie should be the lead regretting his decision to go to Tara Reid and letting his son bang hot bartender

Hot bartender was the hero of Sharknado
 
2014-07-30 08:36:44 PM  

you are a puppet: Whoa, Kurt Angle is in it? Okay I'll watch. Please let him have a lot of lines (He is farking terrible. Watch River of Darkness, and despair)


From what I've heard there will be over 2 dozen cameos in the movie. Spotting them will just add to the fun.
 
2014-07-30 08:37:04 PM  

Earguy: For the first Sharknado thread, we had TMLO Theater.  The bar is set high.


Any NSFW nude shark pics at commercials?

Too bad the SSSP belt was retired, that would have made for a great retirement tonight.
 
2014-07-30 08:38:01 PM  

TheManofPA: I think the first 15 minutes of this new movie should be the lead regretting his decision to go to Tara Reid and letting his son bang hot bartender

Hot bartender was the hero of Sharknado


I think the beginning should have him and Tara Reid about to get into bed for sexy time.  Then she drops her top and HER BOOBS ARE SHARKS and he has to beat her to death with a crowbar.
 
2014-07-30 08:38:33 PM  

Earguy: For the first Sharknado thread, we had TMLO Theater.  The bar is set high.


As long as I can reach it from the barstool, it'll do?
 
2014-07-30 08:39:11 PM  
I'm excited for this. NYC sucks, so I'm hoping to see things that annoy me every day get destroyed by sharks.
 
2014-07-30 08:39:57 PM  
Im hoping i can post something witty enough to get a free TF like last year!

/shameless beggar
 
2014-07-30 08:40:01 PM  
My mother is in the hospital and MADE me go to her house to set her DVR to record this.
/Still can't figure who in the fark told her it was coming on since they only have basic cable in hospitals
 
2014-07-30 08:40:07 PM  

Roook: TheManofPA: I think the first 15 minutes of this new movie should be the lead regretting his decision to go to Tara Reid and letting his son bang hot bartender

Hot bartender was the hero of Sharknado

I think the beginning should have him and Tara Reid about to get into bed for sexy time.  Then she drops her top and HER BOOBS ARE SHARKS and he has to beat her to death with a crowbar.


Then he'll wake up and it was just a dream and she's in the full movie.

It's sad, really.
 
2014-07-30 08:40:11 PM  
I predict this will be awful, but not in a good way.
 
ecl
2014-07-30 08:40:18 PM  
Only with Rifftrax.
 
2014-07-30 08:40:27 PM  
Sharknado 2: Sharkdejavu
 
2014-07-30 08:41:15 PM  
Sharknado 2: Time to Chew
 
2014-07-30 08:42:02 PM  
checking in
 
2014-07-30 08:43:02 PM  
smokesignals.wantaghschools.org

Oh hai there, Sup?
 
2014-07-30 08:43:12 PM  
I'm watching the first one now and that girl who does the parody of quint's speech, classic
 
2014-07-30 08:44:55 PM  
At first I thought "the sequel's out already?", and then I remembered it's The Asylum.  They pump these things out in a week.
 
2014-07-30 08:45:59 PM  

TheManofPA: Earguy: For the first Sharknado thread, we had TMLO Theater.  The bar is set high.

Any NSFW nude shark pics at commercials?

Too bad the SSSP belt was retired, that would have made for a great retirement tonight.


If we start drinking Goonjuice, the sharks will choke half way through the movie.
 
2014-07-30 08:46:07 PM  

ecl: Only with Rifftrax.


But we provide the rifftrax
 
2014-07-30 08:46:10 PM  
I can only watch if rifftrax is riffing it live...
 
2014-07-30 08:46:54 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [smokesignals.wantaghschools.org image 665x385]

Oh hai there, Sup?


That was on SyFy the other day. Good lord it was awful, but then again I didn't expect much since Brooke Hogan was part of the cast.
 
2014-07-30 08:47:06 PM  
I have a sad.  I just took a survey of the assorted people inhabiting my house at the moment & the general consensus was ... "No, I've got to work in the morning/tonight so I can't drink much...". Sadly I can fully understand not wanting to watch this in anything but a fully altered state (& actually wouldn't want to waste my sober tv watching on something like this either).

Anyway have ... er ... 'fun' seems to be the wrong word when it comes to mocking someone who's only talent was looking fairly hot at age 20 - almost 20 years ago.... Hmmm, how about enjoy the alcohol & comradery, yeah that will work.
 
2014-07-30 08:47:07 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: checking in


You were on the list for nachos.  Whar nachos?
 
2014-07-30 08:47:39 PM  
Sharknado 2: electric sharkalo
 
2014-07-30 08:47:46 PM  
Conversation in my living room:
"You're piloting an inherently unstable aircraft into turbulent skies..."

"Dude, it's Sharknado, not Masterpiece Theater"
 
2014-07-30 08:48:13 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: RaiderFanMikeP: checking in

You were on the list for nachos.  Whar nachos?


sharknachos?
 
2014-07-30 08:48:23 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ecl: Only with Rifftrax.

But we provide the rifftrax


FARKER ROLL CALL:
Earguy
Igor
ariseatex
CROW!
 
2014-07-30 08:48:52 PM  

technomuse: Conversation in my living room:
"You're piloting an inherently unstable aircraft into turbulent skies..."

"Dude, it's Sharknado, not Masterpiece Theater"


seriously.  Why are they asking questions like this?  They sound like a crazy person
 
2014-07-30 08:48:55 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: RaiderFanMikeP: checking in

You were on the list for nachos.  Whar nachos?


4.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like nachos
 
2014-07-30 08:49:26 PM  
Boom...sushi!
 
2014-07-30 08:49:27 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: ecl: Only with Rifftrax.

But we provide the rifftrax

FARKER ROLL CALL:
Earguy
Igor
ariseatex
CROW!


If you're wondering how sharks fly and breathe and other science facts...
 
2014-07-30 08:50:28 PM  

ariseatex: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: ecl: Only with Rifftrax.

But we provide the rifftrax

FARKER ROLL CALL:
Earguy
Igor
ariseatex
CROW!

If you're wondering how sharks fly and breathe and other science facts...


Waterspout?
 
2014-07-30 08:50:29 PM  
I forgot how amazing the end of the 1st one was.  Hot bartender bombing tornados, whoever the main dude was dual wielding a shotgun and chainsaw, average-looking medical chick doing nothing...I'm excited.
 
2014-07-30 08:50:37 PM  
I just got some Arby's. I don't even know why. I just thought it was appropriate for tonight.

I seriously don't even know why.

Let's fire this thing up!
 
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