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(BBC-US)   How's my driving? Call 1-800-HATCHET   (bbc.com) divider line 18
    More: Scary, Massachusetts State Police, axe, landscapings  
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2570 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jul 2014 at 11:09 PM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-30 08:14:18 PM  
Unless that grandma had diapers on (one of the local broadcasts showed her face), those pants have zero chance of still being white.
 
2014-07-30 08:28:17 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk

For a minute there I saw "BBC" and "lorry" and wondered: "Where's the steering wheel?"
 
2014-07-30 09:28:42 PM  
Ax me if I care.
 
2014-07-30 09:43:40 PM  

img.fark.net

"I got your hatchet wound right here"

 
2014-07-30 11:14:41 PM  
Police said if the driver had been going faster, the axe might have hit someone in the car.

Not sure what is being said here.
 
2014-07-30 11:16:24 PM  
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2014-07-30 11:18:13 PM  
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2014-07-30 11:21:18 PM  
That's my commute every day. I've wanted to throw a few hatchets at people.
 
2014-07-30 11:25:09 PM  
more like 1-800-RATCHET
 
2014-07-30 11:44:36 PM  

morg: Police said if the driver had been going faster, the axe might have hit someone in the car.

Not sure what is being said here.


Einstein calls shenanigans.
 
2014-07-30 11:49:36 PM  
Don't they publish Car and Driver?
 
2014-07-31 12:05:15 AM  
Apparently she hasn't read Sutter Cane either.
 
2014-07-31 01:17:06 AM  

syrmac: morg: Police said if the driver had been going faster, the axe might have hit someone in the car.

Not sure what is being said here.

Einstein calls shenanigans.


Newton doubles down
 
2014-07-31 01:38:05 AM  
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2014-07-31 02:29:55 AM  
She's lucky that it hadn't been recently sharpened.
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2014-07-31 03:26:08 AM  
I mean, I know that Fark has to slob certain news sites' knobs, but I bet there are a hundred US based news sites that also ran this story.  Many may have been from *gasp* Massachusetts!
 
2014-07-31 02:47:02 PM  
One of my favorite books as a kid:

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2014-07-31 11:07:26 PM  
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