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(Mediaite)   From the party that brought you "death panels" and "legitimate rape" comes this summer's blockbuster hit, "the rape path"   (mediaite.com) divider line 170
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2014-07-30 03:56:01 PM  
What is this I don't even

/Cries for humanity
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 03:58:50 PM  
It's the death path on the death train that runs on the rape path.
 
2014-07-30 04:00:05 PM  
jlcauvin.com

"Stop talking about rape, assholes!"
 
2014-07-30 04:01:03 PM  
I don't know where to go with that.  I don't even know where to begin.
 
2014-07-30 04:02:25 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't know where to go with that. I don't even know where to begin


I don't think King did, either.
 
2014-07-30 04:02:30 PM  
One day, King will either stop saying things, or the things he says will stop being published.  That will be a good day.
 
2014-07-30 04:02:42 PM  
Wait, I'm assuming he's sending them down the illegitimate rape path, which means they won't get pregnant.

So.... no problem then?
 
2014-07-30 04:03:41 PM  
Wait, that means they WILL get pregnant.

Which rape gets you pregnant again?  I can't keep that straight.
 
2014-07-30 04:04:11 PM  
That's actually what he calls the walk from his back door to the shed.
 
2014-07-30 04:05:20 PM  
Being given the birth control pills is probably considered the worst part of that story to some people.
 
2014-07-30 04:06:44 PM  
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2014-07-30 04:08:37 PM  

James!: That's actually what he calls the walk from his back door to the shed.

It's what all the neighborhood dogs call it when they warn their pups about it too.
 
2014-07-30 04:12:11 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Wait, that means they WILL get pregnant.

Which rape gets you pregnant again?  I can't keep that straight.


I'm not sure it matters because they're being force fed birth control. Apparently the kids aren't into anchor babies anymore, it's all about the privilege that comes with becoming a rape victim now, which now seems to include instant citizenship?

/BINGO!
 
2014-07-30 04:17:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't know where to go with that.  I don't even know where to begin.


Follow the yellow rape road.
 
2014-07-30 04:23:24 PM  

grokca: Follow the yellow rape road.


Well, I can never watch that movie the same way again...
 
2014-07-30 04:33:22 PM  
they should all have an electrode installed that shocks them every time one of them says the word "Rape"
 
2014-07-30 04:40:30 PM  

ManateeGag: they should all have an electrode installed that shocks them every time one of them says the word "Rape"


Sometimes I think it may be on purpose.  Like a long version of the "meow" game from Super Troopers.
 
2014-07-30 04:40:56 PM  
caused these families to give their daughters birth control pills and send them down a rape path all the way through Mexico, and it's a death path on the death train," King said

So, these kids are sent down a rape path, on a death path on a death train.

But if they're all getting killed, then why bother with the birth control?
And if they're all getting killed on the death trap, then who is it crossing out borders?

www.digitaltrends.com
/We were warned.
//Tell your sister ... we were warned.


///The wall didn't work there either.
 
2014-07-30 04:43:58 PM  
FTA: "This is a man-caused disaster, and the man that caused it is Barack Obama, with his DACA policies and his Morton memos, and the advertisement that has been such a huge magnet that have caused these families to give their daughters birth control pills and send them down a rape path all the way through Mexico, and it's a death path on the death train," King said.

I think I have a shot at translating this.

First, at the semantic level, he's saying that since word has gotten out that Obama has made it possible for some refugees to stay in the US, families further down Central America have said "hey, if we give eight year old Juanita some birth control, it won't matter any more that Mexico is a gauntlet of RAPERAPERAPE", and are handing swarms of little girls contraceptives as if they were Flintstone's vitamins to go skipping off Red Riding Hood style to America, with a lot of them getting killed along the way. And thus, this entire disaster -- every rape, murder, and illegal immigrant knocking on the national doorstep -- is All Obama's Fault.

But there's two levels. The more important one for King is probably the phatic level -- waving trigger associations about to try and provoke emotional responses. He's trying to trigger reflexive opposition to immigration among contraception opponents; there may also be some attempt to have immigration trigger death anxiety as well. I have no idea what the deal with magnets is; I don't think he's trying to whistle up Juggalo support, but I could be wrong. Maybe "magnets, how do they work" was more cross-fertile with "you can't explain that" in the conservative population than I expect. Maybe it's just "Obama believes in science, which is scary magic."
 
2014-07-30 04:45:02 PM  
http://www.dayswithoutagoprapemention.com   <--- Needs to be updated.
 
2014-07-30 04:49:56 PM  
give their daughters birth control pills and send them down a rape path all the way through Mexico, and it's a death path on the death train," King said.

Wha-?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 04:54:41 PM  
I'm going to warn all my Reaganbook friends.
 
2014-07-30 04:55:28 PM  
Clearly this is the fault of the liberal media.

They just can't stop themselves from compelling Steve King to make bizarrely sexualized comments about Latino children, by putting a TV camera in front of him and turning the little red light on.
 
2014-07-30 04:59:03 PM  

jbc: I'm going to warn all my Reaganbook friends.


Why would they care? There's nothing but gay porn and goatse there now. They'd probably look at this as a bonus.
 
2014-07-30 04:59:54 PM  

memedepot.com
"God damn, guys. Chill the f*ck out with the rape talk all the time. You're giving my party a bad name!"

 
2014-07-30 05:04:55 PM  
TWO rape paths diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;        5

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,        10

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.        15

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two rape paths diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.        20
 
2014-07-30 05:16:29 PM  
I thought the GOP had ways of shutting this down.
 
2014-07-30 05:17:50 PM  

TacoBeelzebub: Cries for humanity


This post doesn't belong in a "rape path" thread. Go find a "trail of tears" thread to post your rantings in.
 
2014-07-30 05:22:04 PM  
The rape path is pretty scary.
www.mindjunker.com
That poor woman on the left.
 
2014-07-30 05:26:18 PM  
All they have to do is stop talking about rape. Seriously. Their senior advisors even said so. If they could just shut their damn mouths, they'd have a chance at winning more votes from women. And they can't farking do it.
 
2014-07-30 05:56:06 PM  
It sounds like pne of the places on the board game Candyland.

Molasses Swamp
Gumdrop Forest
Rape Path
 
2014-07-30 06:01:26 PM  
I am beginning to get concerned about Steve King's fascination with Latino children.
 
2014-07-30 06:03:22 PM  

Trivia Jockey: grokca: Follow the yellow rape road.

Well, I can never watch that movie the same way again...


♫We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of rape♫
 
2014-07-30 06:03:28 PM  

what_now: I am beginning to get concerned about Steve King's fascination with Latino children.


I think he has a fetish for people with cantaloupe-sized calves.
 
2014-07-30 06:20:42 PM  
Not a lot of republicans leaping to defend stuff like this, I've noticed.
 
2014-07-30 06:43:21 PM  

Mugato: Not a lot of republicans leaping to defend stuff like this, I've noticed.


They're too busy recharging their rascal scooters and refilling their big gulps. They'll be around sooner or later to explain what Rep. Dogfight mcdogkiller really was saying and why libulardos are full of hate and why this is all 0bambulator's fault.
 
2014-07-30 06:49:42 PM  
Man, I've walked down the rape path many times....and have never been raped.

/it sucks to be ugly
 
2014-07-30 06:54:21 PM  
To be fair between "Boxing is legal so we should let dogs fight" and "It's not illegal to rape a minor and take her across state lines to get an abortion" I'm not even sure this is the dumbest thing King has said.
 
2014-07-30 07:01:55 PM  
Rapeaway train on a rapeway track
Rapeaway train never raping back
 
2014-07-30 07:04:38 PM  
The path of the rapeteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the slut pill and the tyranny of latin men.
 
2014-07-30 07:06:27 PM  
www.empireonline.com

If once you start down the rape path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
 
2014-07-30 07:09:59 PM  
Okay putting aside the rape thing for a moment:

In the video, he says that Obama is the one who "can fix it."

Then when asked what he himself do, he says that Congress can try write a resolution, but he doesn't think it's going to make it to the floor.

I think this guy might need to review Schoolhouse Rock's "I'm Just a Bill" because Obama can't "fix it" until you stop putting rape in your mouth and do your job as a Congressman.
 
2014-07-30 07:10:20 PM  
Were all those reports about a huge percentage of these kids getting raped en route false?
 
2014-07-30 07:12:00 PM  
Follow the yellow rape road.

rapeseed
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2014-07-30 07:12:04 PM  
That gibberish was so incoherent it's not even wrong.
 
2014-07-30 07:12:08 PM  
I renounce my citizenship of Iowa.
 
2014-07-30 07:13:33 PM  

fusillade762: Trivia Jockey: grokca: Follow the yellow rape road.

Well, I can never watch that movie the same way again...

♫We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of rape♫


If I only had been raped...
 
2014-07-30 07:13:57 PM  
I honestly think the best thing to do with people like this is for people from all walks of life to walk up to them and spontaneously vomit on them.  Let them go through that 25 or 30 times and they'll probaby say OK that's enough, I'm never setting foot outside again.

And I'd have little trouble vomiting on somebody like him.
 
2014-07-30 07:15:03 PM  
Time to blow my GOP rape whistle

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2014-07-30 07:16:23 PM  
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