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(WTOP)   "I love you more than all the world and have no hope of reward on earth or hereafter, so precious as that in your dear arms, in your thrilling lips, in your matchless breasts, signed, Warren G. Hardon   (wtop.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-30 02:10:18 PM  
really? we have to have 5 threads on this? Is this something new or another one of those "omg, former president wrote steamy love notes to mistress! MORE AT 11" pieces?
 
2014-07-30 02:33:39 PM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com

Approves
 
2014-07-30 03:30:40 PM  
Again with this?
 
2014-07-30 04:03:33 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-30 05:00:32 PM  
It's a hell of a lot more romantic than some of the stuff that is written today.
 
2014-07-30 05:01:34 PM  
Warren obviously would take a break from farking the nation to farking the wife of his best friend.  Nowadays, when a Republican gets caught in an affair, it's just as likely to be with another dude.
 
2014-07-30 05:02:18 PM  
"Phillips died in 1963, when it was discovered by a lawyer that she had kept the entirety of her steamy back-and-forth with Harding."

So her lawyer killed her? Farging icehole.
 
2014-07-30 05:03:11 PM  
Not nearly as interesting as Mrs. Roosevelt's letters to her mistress were or Mrs. Clinton's letters to her mistress will be.
 
2014-07-30 05:13:10 PM  
Two lovers sat on a park bench, with their bodies touching each other, holding hands in the moonlight.

There was silence between them. So profound was their love for each other, they needed no words to express it. And so they sat in silence, on a park bench, with their bodies touching, holding hands in the moonlight.

Finally she spoke. "Do you love me, John?" she asked. "You know I love you, darling," he replied. "I love you more than tongue can tell. You are the light of my life, my sun, moon and stars. You are my everything. Without you I have no reason for being."

Again there was silence as the two lovers sat on a park bench, their bodies touching, holding hands in the moonlight. Once more she spoke. "How much do you love me, John?" she asked. He answered: "How much do I love you? Count the stars in the sky. Measure the waters of the oceans with a teaspoon. Number the grains of sand on the sea shore. Impossible, you say."
 
2014-07-30 05:20:48 PM  
What about the anus?
 
2014-07-30 05:23:49 PM  
All you skirts know what's up with 213.
 
2014-07-30 05:27:20 PM  
My favorite bit from all of this was Letterman's list of nicknames predidents had for their genitalia.

"The Barakness Monster"
 
2014-07-30 05:29:06 PM  

Prey4reign: Warren obviously would take a break from farking the nation to farking the wife of his best friend.  Nowadays, when a Republican gets caught in an affair, it's just as likely to be with another dude.


And that change was part of the "Southern Strategy."

Headin' south

Goin' downtown

NTTAWWT
 
2014-07-30 05:35:53 PM  
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon.  Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk.
 
2014-07-30 06:12:09 PM  
"Sophie Ho, special to wtop.com"

Wait, is this a parody site?
 
2014-07-30 06:15:23 PM  
Eh, not as slick as Woodrow.

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-30 06:27:56 PM  
 
2014-07-30 06:30:06 PM  
Well I mean, she is a looker.upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-30 06:36:49 PM  

AgentPothead: Well I mean, she is a looker.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x262]


Nice sweater, puppies.
 
2014-07-30 07:02:10 PM  
Thanks subby, I was trying to come up with a name for my next alt. I was gonna go with "Subby's Mom" but this has some historical stuff behind it. Gives a hint of panache unlike Subby's Mom.
 
2014-07-30 08:01:49 PM  
"Phillips died in 1963, when it was discovered by a lawyer that she had kept the entirety of her steamy back-and-forth with Harding."

That sentence doesn't mean what they think it means.
 
2014-07-30 08:54:33 PM  
TMI
 
2014-07-30 10:33:13 PM  
I am (as usual) late to the party, but dang, what a party!

#thanksFark
 
2014-07-30 11:07:19 PM  
dissidentbooks.com

"I can fap to this."
 
2014-07-31 03:45:33 PM  
"In your thrilling lips". Oh, goody. Republican politicians a hundred years ago were getting more beej action than me. Thank goodness, my reasons not to throw myself off a cliff have just decreased by one.
 
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