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(Change.org)   There is now a petition asking Obama to make July 29 an official 'Orlando Bloom Day' for punching Justin Bieber   (change.org ) divider line 70
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2014-07-30 03:24:08 PM  
I think we can make this happen with bipartisan support.
 
2014-07-30 03:27:23 PM  
He didn't actually punch him or I'd agree.

/No half measures.
 
2014-07-30 03:30:22 PM  

quatchi: He didn't actually punch him or I'd agree.

/No half measures.


This.  When I see Bieber spitting blood and teeth, I will sign.  Not before.

Come on Legolas!  Do we need to bring Gimli in for this?
 
2014-07-30 03:35:11 PM  
So is "Justing Bieber" his Asian non-union equivalent, subby?
 
2014-07-30 04:17:16 PM  
is there footage of this glorious event, so that I might play it on a loop?
 
2014-07-30 05:26:00 PM  
No punch, no lunch.
 
2014-07-30 05:37:14 PM  
So, this thread is going to stay green and farker after farker is going to come in here to repeat what several already have(including me), that Bloom did not in fact punch Bieber and the petition is stupid because it's based on a false premise. Have fun in this thread people, it's going to be lamest of the day. Some will think to repeat ad naseum what others in here have also already done by stating how they think that Bloom should have finished the job, or done it right, or how he has let down the world by not punching Beiber.

/the butthurt is strong with this one
//can't believe I'm wasting so much time on this
///all the slashies in the world can't make up for how stupid this whole affair is
 
2014-07-30 06:00:36 PM  

Ennuipoet: quatchi: He didn't actually punch him or I'd agree.

/No half measures.

This.  When I see Bieber spitting blood and teeth, I will sign.  Not before.

Come on Legolas!  Do we need to bring Gimli in for this?


What we REALLY need is the white wizard.
 
2014-07-30 06:07:08 PM  
Bloom should have finished the job.
 
2014-07-30 06:27:14 PM  
Bloom should have finished the job.
 
2014-07-30 06:32:42 PM  
Bloom should have finished the job.
 
2014-07-30 06:34:51 PM  
And then the Beav got a strange voice mail.  Sounded like someone jogging
 
2014-07-30 06:35:36 PM  
Boom should have finished the jlob.
 
2014-07-30 06:36:55 PM  
Finished the job Bloom should have done
 
2014-07-30 06:40:53 PM  
Bloom has let the world down.
 
2014-07-30 06:47:30 PM  
Would have been better if it was a proper right handed back pimp slap, and a strong one at that.  Beiber is a rat with rat like reflexes.
/i mean comb his head back kind of slap
 
2014-07-30 06:48:03 PM  
The gag petition thing is getting old, folks.
 
2014-07-30 06:48:30 PM  
Should have stabbed him in the neck with an arrow then taken out his body guards....
/farking elf biatch
 
2014-07-30 06:48:40 PM  
I like Bloom but I wouldn't put my money on him going toe-to-toe with Bieber.
 
2014-07-30 06:52:40 PM  
eff this. orlando bloom should be deported.

HEAR ME OUT HERE.

by botching landing a hit, he just scared bieber. and like the scared little shjt he is, bieber will just up his security detail, making it harder for someone who isnt a stylish stick figure to knock the teeth out of his girly little mouth.
 
2014-07-30 06:53:20 PM  
If I didn't care about going to jail that farker would've been out of his farking misery as soon as he opened his biatch flap
 
2014-07-30 07:04:20 PM  
Wanna see my passport?
 
2014-07-30 07:05:05 PM  
Has anybody pointed out the fact that Bloom didn't actually punch Bieber yet?
 
2014-07-30 07:13:19 PM  

ManateeGag: is there footage of this glorious event, so that I might play it on a loop?


Terrible cell phone video that isn't even worth your time watching because absolutely nobody can be identified in the video due to quality.  You don't really see any action either.

I'm not even going to bother linking it, it's that worthless.

So if you were hoping for something like the Snooki face punch, you'll be very disappointed.
 
2014-07-30 07:27:01 PM  

Glitchwerks: ManateeGag: is there footage of this glorious event, so that I might play it on a loop?
Terrible cell phone video that isn't even worth your time watching because absolutely nobody can be identified in the video due to quality.  You don't really see any action either.
I'm not even going to bother linking it, it's that worthless.
So if you were hoping for something like the Snooki face punch, you'll be very disappointed.


Yep. Absolute crap.
 
2014-07-30 07:34:05 PM  
Ehhhh....I don't know...  This almost made me like Orlando Bloom, but you just know it was a weak farking punch, if it did land.  Unless I see a WorldStarHipHop video of Bieber getting jawed, I'm going to go with my instinct on this:  Bloom is probably as good at punching someone as he is at acting.

/farking chick can't act, man...
 
2014-07-30 07:36:30 PM  

xanadian: Ennuipoet: quatchi: He didn't actually punch him or I'd agree.

/No half measures.

This.  When I see Bieber spitting blood and teeth, I will sign.  Not before.

Come on Legolas!  Do we need to bring Gimli in for this?

What we REALLY need is the white wizard.


Why does he have to be WHITE?!?
 
2014-07-30 07:37:51 PM  
LEGOLAS!!!

TAKE HIM DOUWN!!
 
2014-07-30 07:56:13 PM  

Glitchwerks: ManateeGag: is there footage of this glorious event, so that I might play it on a loop?

Terrible cell phone video that isn't even worth your time watching because absolutely nobody can be identified in the video due to quality.  You don't really see any action either.

I'm not even going to bother linking it, it's that worthless.

So if you were hoping for something like the Snooki face punch, you'll be very disappointed.


Look you can't just mention that picture and not post it.

i188.photobucket.com

We got standards here man.
 
2014-07-30 08:01:13 PM  
This could be November's biggest issue

Obama puts forth an executive action, says GOP opposes Orlando Bloom Punching JB day. To oppose him, GOP hosts support Justin Bieber days.

Democrats win every single seat available by +12
 
2014-07-30 08:04:49 PM  
Bloom should have finessed the jab.
 
2014-07-30 08:05:33 PM  
O I C.

O, you mean he WANTS to leave?

We can't "Deport" someone who WANTS to leave.

We're the good guys. We have to do what the bad guys don't want.
 
2014-07-30 08:13:38 PM  
Even if he HAD punched him, it wouldn't be very satisfying.  Much better for someone like, say, Brian Blessed to casually backhand him and shatter his jaw that some fey Hollywood pretty-boy throw out a wild jab and barely scrape him with his fingertips.
 
2014-07-30 08:15:13 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Has anybody pointed out the fact that Bloom didn't actually punch Bieber yet?


Nope ;)
 
2014-07-30 08:15:47 PM  
They should this as one of the multiple endings in the last Hobbit movie.
 
2014-07-30 08:16:53 PM  
Jousting Bieber? I wouldn't mess with that dude.
 
2014-07-30 08:19:02 PM  
Apparently there's a rumor that Bieber slept with Orlando's wife while they were married, but Miranda Kerr is denying it
 
2014-07-30 08:34:30 PM  
Please, no more fark threads about what there is a petition for. It's like having a thread for a facebook status update.
 
2014-07-30 08:34:44 PM  
Mods you won't let me post the bieber gif of when he got blasted in CSI?

try posting it and all 3 times where failures
 
2014-07-30 08:38:04 PM  

Billy Liar: Even if he HAD punched him, it wouldn't be very satisfying.  Much better for someone like, say, Brian Blessed to casually backhand him and shatter his jaw that some fey Hollywood pretty-boy throw out a wild jab and barely scrape him with his fingertips.


It's spelled BRIAN BLESSED!
 
2014-07-30 08:44:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-30 08:49:22 PM  
Oh, also:  (link)
 
2014-07-30 09:00:16 PM  
One day for Bloom is enough...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomsday
 
2014-07-30 09:03:15 PM  

mooseyfate: Ehhhh....I don't know...  This almost made me like Orlando Bloom, but you just know it was a weak farking punch, if it did land.  Unless I see a WorldStarHipHop video of Bieber getting jawed, I'm going to go with my instinct on this:  Bloom is probably as good at punching someone as he is at acting.
/farking chick can't act, man...


Is this you? You have hurt Orlando. But he consoles himself with the knowledge that he is much prettier than you are.

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

funny how they can make fun of Orlando, but I didn't see the Biebs hanging around and defending himself. He ran outside with his bodyguards
Bloom didn't touch the Biebs. Too bad.


quo vadimus: Please, no more fark threads about what there is a petition for. It's like having a thread for a facebook status update.

Plus they are farking stupid. This is what our government gets for at least sort of trying to have a dialogue with the average American. It's not cute or funny anymore, it's just stupid.
 
2014-07-30 09:27:15 PM  
Orlando?

This was a job for Tallahassee.
 
2014-07-30 09:41:21 PM  

TheManofPA: This could be November's biggest issue

Obama puts forth an executive action, says GOP opposes Orlando Bloom Punching JB day. To oppose him, GOP hosts support Justin Bieber days.

Democrats win every single seat available by +12


I'm sorry, but I am certain this would be supported bipartisanly (I know that isn't a word, shut up) and unanimously.  Might even be the trigger for world peace.
 
2014-07-30 09:55:02 PM  

jayfurr: [img.fark.net image 850x517]


2 things.

First, I have no idea what that picture has to do with this thread.

Second, I really don't care if it has anything to do with the thread it's mesmerizing.
 
2014-07-30 09:56:31 PM  
Wait, neither is an American right?  Isn't Orlando Bloom from NZ or Australia?  Correct me if I am wrong.
 
2014-07-30 10:02:48 PM  
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are dumber than that."

-GC
 
2014-07-30 10:03:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: mooseyfate: Ehhhh....I don't know...  This almost made me like Orlando Bloom, but you just know it was a weak farking punch, if it did land.  Unless I see a WorldStarHipHop video of Bieber getting jawed, I'm going to go with my instinct on this:  Bloom is probably as good at punching someone as he is at acting.
/farking chick can't act, man...

Is this you? You have hurt Orlando. But he consoles himself with the knowledge that he is much prettier than you are.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 434x522]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 434x297]

funny how they can make fun of Orlando, but I didn't see the Biebs hanging around and defending himself. He ran outside with his bodyguards
Bloom didn't touch the Biebs. Too bad.


quo vadimus: Please, no more fark threads about what there is a petition for. It's like having a thread for a facebook status update.

Plus they are farking stupid. This is what our government gets for at least sort of trying to have a dialogue with the average American. It's not cute or funny anymore, it's just stupid.


Is the bald dude miming a fight or a blowjob? NTTAWWT
 
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