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(Short List)   And here are the 13 most dangerous men in the world right now   (shortlist.com ) divider line
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2014-07-30 11:35:55 AM  
Whew! I didn't make the list! They don't know about me yet. Excellent.
 
2014-07-30 11:37:49 AM  
Damn, #14 again this year.  It's a popularity contest anyway.
 
2014-07-30 11:43:40 AM  
I'm more worried about the more subtlety dangerous people. The heads of Gazprom or Blackwater, for example.
 
2014-07-30 11:44:40 AM  
How about no.
 
2014-07-30 11:48:50 AM  
Fartbongo?
 
2014-07-30 11:50:19 AM  
You want dangerous men?

redpilltimes.com

These two could end all 13 of these mooks today with some phone calls.
 
2014-07-30 11:50:30 AM  
Those Ukrainian rebel commanders must look all cuddly to someone out there.
 
2014-07-30 12:00:16 PM  
Interesting that most of them have something in common....the Religion of PeaceTM
 
2014-07-30 12:01:46 PM  
I was expecting the House leadership
 
2014-07-30 12:02:07 PM  

ferretman: Interesting that most of them have something in common....the Religion of PeaceTM


Why, it's almost as if there was some kind of bias in the person that made the list or something.
 
2014-07-30 12:02:24 PM  

ferretman: Interesting that most of them have something in common....the Religion of PeaceTM



And they were all men. What a sexist list.

Besides, everyone knows the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
 
2014-07-30 12:13:50 PM  
airforcephotos.togetherweserved.com
Would like a few words with this list's compiler.
 
2014-07-30 12:22:59 PM  
TotalFark Power Rankings?
 
2014-07-30 12:33:35 PM  

Snarfangel: And they were all men. What a sexist list.


Even the "Black Widow".
 
2014-07-30 12:45:29 PM  

rotsky: Snarfangel: And they were all men. What a sexist list.

Even the "Black Widow".


It was about the MAN behind the Black Widows.

I bet they're all heterosexual too.
 
2014-07-30 12:46:27 PM  

rotsky: Snarfangel: And they were all men. What a sexist list.

Even the "Black Widow".


And he's not even black.

I want my money back.
 
2014-07-30 01:07:01 PM  
I had sriracha on my lunch, and a big bowl of Colon Blow for breakfast.

I should be *at least* somewhere on the top 20...

/kerboom!
 
2014-07-30 01:07:02 PM  

Lando Lincoln: ferretman: Interesting that most of them have something in common....the Religion of PeaceTM

Why, it's almost as if there was some kind of bias in the person that made the list or something.


Or, you know, they really are that dangerous. There's been quite a bit of violence involving Islamic extremism in recent years. It's been in the news from time to time. Who would be on your list in place of them?
 
2014-07-30 01:20:07 PM  
Threat: "Chinese super hacker wants to destabilize US economy"

Defense: "Don't worry, we got an anti-virus app"

Oh, I feel better.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:10 PM  

Nabb1: Lando Lincoln: ferretman: Interesting that most of them have something in common....the Religion of PeaceTM

Why, it's almost as if there was some kind of bias in the person that made the list or something.

Or, you know, they really are that dangerous. There's been quite a bit of violence involving Islamic extremism in recent years. It's been in the news from time to time. Who would be on your list in place of them?


Dangerous to who? I'm not feeling threatened by any of these people. The likelihood of any of the people on that list doing any harm to me or anyone in my family is very small.

Corporate executives that poison our air and water in the name of corporate profits are more dangerous to me and my family than any of these people.

Meat packing corporations that sicken thousands of people a year are definitely more dangerous to me and my family than any of these people.

Some guy that has a website that had downloadable plans for 3D printers to print a crappy plastic gun is super dangerous? What about the sellers of actual, super reliable and accurate guns? Why didn't any of those companies or stores make the list?
 
2014-07-30 01:22:38 PM  
i236.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-07-30 01:33:42 PM  
Yeah...can't be a threat at all...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-30 01:37:54 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Dangerous to who? I'm not feeling threatened by any of these people. The likelihood of any of the people on that list doing any harm to me or anyone in my family is very small.


So, even if they've hurt many people and are plotting to hurt and kill many more, because they are not dangerous to you personally, they are not dangerous enough?
 
2014-07-30 01:39:26 PM  
Cody Wilson?

Please.
 
2014-07-30 01:41:28 PM  

ferretman: Yeah...can't be a threat at all...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 548x555]


Oh my god, 9/11 happened! I forgot.
 
2014-07-30 01:44:48 PM  

Nabb1: Lando Lincoln: Dangerous to who? I'm not feeling threatened by any of these people. The likelihood of any of the people on that list doing any harm to me or anyone in my family is very small.

So, even if they've hurt many people and are plotting to hurt and kill many more, because they are not dangerous to you personally, they are not dangerous enough?


Define "many people." How many people were hurt by the guy that offered the plans for 3D printed guns on his website? How many people have been hurt by any guns that have been made by his plans? How many people have been hurt by guns made by Colt? How many people have been hurt or killed by GM in the past few years due to faulty ignition switches?

This list is bullshiat.
 
2014-07-30 01:57:32 PM  

Lando Lincoln: ferretman: Interesting that most of them have something in common....the Religion of PeaceTM

Why, it's almost as if there was some kind of bias in the person that made the list or something.


No, I think the list is pretty good.

There are some deeply disturbed Christians in this country, who WANT to be as dangerous, but for all of the biatching and moaning around here, we have infrastructure in place to stop them from getting their own army.
 
2014-07-30 01:58:56 PM  

Lando Lincoln: The likelihood of any of the people on that list doing any harm to me or anyone in my family is very small.


It's almost like that list isn't about you.

You know Sudanese civilians count as people, right?
 
2014-07-30 02:01:39 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Nabb1: Lando Lincoln: Dangerous to who? I'm not feeling threatened by any of these people. The likelihood of any of the people on that list doing any harm to me or anyone in my family is very small.

So, even if they've hurt many people and are plotting to hurt and kill many more, because they are not dangerous to you personally, they are not dangerous enough?

Define "many people." How many people were hurt by the guy that offered the plans for 3D printed guns on his website? How many people have been hurt by any guns that have been made by his plans? How many people have been hurt by guns made by Colt? How many people have been hurt or killed by GM in the past few years due to faulty ignition switches?

This list is bullshiat.


I don't think GM set out to kill anyone. At the very least, it's not good for business.
 
2014-07-30 02:07:01 PM  

what_now: Lando Lincoln: The likelihood of any of the people on that list doing any harm to me or anyone in my family is very small.

It's almost like that list isn't about you.

You know Sudanese civilians count as people, right?


If we're going strictly off of dead bodies...how many people have US drones killed this year? Obama's probably more dangerous than most everybody on this list.

Nabb1: I don't think GM set out to kill anyone. At the very least, it's not good for business.


I didn't know that "intent" was a requisite for being dangerous to a populace.
 
2014-07-30 02:09:14 PM  
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com

Vince Russo single-handedly killed WWE's biggest competitor.

Twice.

This madman MUST be stopped!
 
2014-07-30 02:26:11 PM  
Two, and possibly three of them would be neutered by ending the war on drugs.
 
2014-07-30 02:38:36 PM  
cdn.ymaservices.com
 
2014-07-30 03:13:32 PM  
www.realclear.com
 
2014-07-30 03:23:20 PM  
So #1 there's a guy who's using the first amendment namely freedom of the press to uphold and protect the second amendment, the right to keep and bear arms and the left wing asswipe writing the article thinks he's one of the most dangerous men in the world.  Try getting those first two amendments repealed first there wingnut and keep drinking the koolaid.
 
2014-07-30 03:25:22 PM  

OscarTamerz: So #1 there's a guy who's using the first amendment namely freedom of the press to uphold and protect the second amendment, the right to keep and bear arms and the left wing asswipe writing the article thinks he's one of the most dangerous men in the world.  Try getting those first two amendments repealed first there wingnut and keep drinking the koolaid.


Yes, he seemed on a much different level than the rest of the list.
 
2014-07-30 04:17:09 PM  

OscarTamerz: the left wing asswipe


You're assuming this because...?
 
2014-07-30 05:40:40 PM  

Lando Lincoln: If we're going strictly off of dead bodies...how many people have US drones killed this year? Obama's probably more dangerous than most everybody on this list.


Seriously?

No one knows how many Sudanese people were murdered during the Dafur war- estimates put it around 400k, but that's just the people who died in the fighting or starved to death, that doesn't count the people who were permanently displaced, raped or maimed.

Maybe calm down with the both sides are bad bullshiat about the drones.
 
2014-07-30 05:50:59 PM  

what_now: Lando Lincoln: If we're going strictly off of dead bodies...how many people have US drones killed this year? Obama's probably more dangerous than most everybody on this list.

Seriously?

No one knows how many Sudanese people were murdered during the Dafur war- estimates put it around 400k, but that's just the people who died in the fighting or starved to death, that doesn't count the people who were permanently displaced, raped or maimed.

Maybe calm down with the both sides are bad bullshiat about the drones.


The War in Darfur started in 2003. We're not doing just 2014? I'm getting a little confused about what the requirements are to be on this list.

What other war started in 2003? Lemme think...

Oh, but the war in Iraq was totally necessary. How silly of me to forget.
 
2014-07-30 06:10:09 PM  
What the heck is with the only comment on that page?

· Top commenter ·
You forgot "The pissed off average white guy who lives in the United States who's tired of illegal Mexicans, New Black Panthers who want a race war, and Feminazi's who have sex organs bigger than most men. Frankly we're getting good and damed tired of putting up with your crap and it's starting to piss us off.


So, is he saying that the "pissed off average white guy" is super dangerous, or is he saying it's the Feminazis with gigantic sex organs that we have to worry about?

Somebody help me out here.
 
2014-07-30 06:42:33 PM  

dinch: What the heck is with the only comment on that page?

· Top commenter ·
You forgot "The pissed off average white guy who lives in the United States who's tired of illegal Mexicans, New Black Panthers who want a race war, and Feminazi's who have sex organs bigger than most men. Frankly we're getting good and damed tired of putting up with your crap and it's starting to piss us off.

So, is he saying that the "pissed off average white guy" is super dangerous, or is he saying it's the Feminazis with gigantic sex organs that we have to worry about?

Somebody help me out here.


Bigger than Stan Marsh, at least....
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-30 07:40:02 PM  

dinch: What the heck is with the only comment on that page?

· Top commenter ·
You forgot "The pissed off average white guy who lives in the United States who's tired of illegal Mexicans, New Black Panthers who want a race war, and Feminazi's who have sex organs bigger than most men. Frankly we're getting good and damed tired of putting up with your crap and it's starting to piss us off.

So, is he saying that the "pissed off average white guy" is super dangerous, or is he saying it's the Feminazis with gigantic sex organs that we have to worry about?

Somebody help me out here.


Note to that dude: KKK wannabe != average white guy.
 
2014-07-30 07:58:38 PM  

Lando Lincoln: OscarTamerz: the left wing asswipe

You're assuming this because...?


Total freedom of the internet and the creation of ungovernable weaponry and money markets.


The author obviously is not a libertarian or a right winger
 
2014-07-30 09:25:17 PM  
As a plain, statistical fact, the risk that every person on that list poses to me is dwarfed by my chances of being struck by lightning. This world, and this nation, are full of people more dangerous to me than these shabby mooks.
None of these clowns have any REAL power.
 
2014-07-30 09:32:22 PM  
George Clooney is The Secret Commander?
 
2014-07-31 04:05:09 AM  
FTFA: "How he can be stopped: ..."

A bullet in the head usually works.
 
2014-07-31 03:20:50 PM  
Yeah that guy who got a gun manufacturing license to remain legal and voluntarily removed his 'gun' blueprints from the internet when requested to by the government is suuuuuch a dangerous dude.
 
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