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(Talking Points Memo)   Colbert eviscerates Sarah Palin for stealing his schtick but charging subscription fees   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2014-07-30 11:34:14 AM  
The only Sarah Palin Channel on the internet with a definite article in the address!

*snert*

^__^
 
2014-07-30 12:18:34 PM  
I am very disappointed Subby to not find Colbert standing over a disemboweled body holding a wooden cooking spoon.

Stop getting my hopes up like that.
 
2014-07-30 03:19:27 PM  
I'm going to be sad when his character goes away next year.
 
2014-07-30 03:24:51 PM  

nmrsnr: I'm going to be sad when his character goes away next year.


He's the hero America wants, but not the hero we deserve. Or some nonsense like that

Seriously though, we need him.
 
2014-07-30 03:32:22 PM  
Count me among the disappointed regarding no pic of Palin guts on the abattoir floor.
 
2014-07-30 03:33:05 PM  
It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.
 
2014-07-30 03:34:37 PM  
I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-07-30 03:35:25 PM  
Let's turn to something that evidently will never die, and cannot be destroyed: Sarah Palin...

Holy FARK that is awesome shiat, right there...
 
2014-07-30 03:38:19 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.


You have a rooster that you've trained to attack on command?
 
2014-07-30 03:39:25 PM  
Anybody know how to kill the animated crap for "The Hive" on the right side of the page.

Firefox with Adblock, Ghostery, Flashblock.  Hate that moving sh*t.

Thanks.
 
2014-07-30 03:43:47 PM  

Yeah Whatever: Anybody know how to kill the animated crap for "The Hive" on the right side of the page.

Firefox with Adblock, Ghostery, Flashblock.  Hate that moving sh*t.

Thanks.


Try Scriptblock?
 
2014-07-30 03:44:11 PM  
8 words too long for my tastes.
 
GBB
2014-07-30 03:44:54 PM  

Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.


i.ytimg.com
Don't give the biatch the satisfaction
 
2014-07-30 03:52:47 PM  

Yeah Whatever: Anybody know how to kill the animated crap for "The Hive" on the right side of the page.

Firefox with Adblock, Ghostery, Flashblock.  Hate that moving sh*t.

Thanks.


NoScript
 
2014-07-30 03:53:54 PM  

Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.


There's a "try it for free" button, not sure what access that gets you.
 
2014-07-30 03:55:17 PM  

Yeah Whatever: Anybody know how to kill the animated crap for "The Hive" on the right side of the page.

Firefox with Adblock, Ghostery, Flashblock.  Hate that moving sh*t.

Thanks.


AdBlock(For Chrome, but I think they are the same coders, aren't they?) let me choose 'Disable Element', and then I clicked on the penis shaped thing that popped out of the side. The whole background, not just the headline or pic. It worked on both of those flyouts. Not sure about the little picture dots over the other stories, but somehow they quit animating also.
 
2014-07-30 03:58:42 PM  

Yeah Whatever: Anybody know how to kill the animated crap for "The Hive" on the right side of the page.

Firefox with Adblock, Ghostery, Flashblock.  Hate that moving sh*t.

Thanks.


Actually, I chose the 'The Hive' banner and blocked that, and when I blocked the background on one of the comments, the floating heads disappeared now 6 blocked elements now gives me this:

img.fark.net

...Hope this helps. Like I said, I think the FF and Chrome versions are the same people.
 
2014-07-30 04:20:57 PM  
 
2014-07-30 04:23:20 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: There's a "try it for free" button, not sure what access that gets you.


Usually herpes.
 
2014-07-30 04:30:23 PM  

Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.


Remember to use one of those one time use CC numbers and a google phone number... Once you are in the system there is probably no way they won't keep trying to charge you.  They'll probably try to get you to buy some gold coins too.
 
2014-07-30 04:37:23 PM  

Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.


Free?

i90.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-30 04:39:44 PM  

GardenWeasel: For anyone who missed the EPIC thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8353471/The-announcement-of-Sarah-Palin s- new-channel-brought-out-snark-on-Twitter-as-people-came-up-with-their- own-Palin-ized-TV-shows-Can-you-Farkers-do-any-better


Click "funniest" and try not to laugh. I dare ya.
 
2014-07-30 05:03:07 PM  

GardenWeasel: For anyone who missed the EPIC thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8353471/The-announcement-of-Sarah-Palin s- new-channel-brought-out-snark-on-Twitter-as-people-came-up-with-their- own-Palin-ized-TV-shows-Can-you-Farkers-do-any-better


Bah... I missed that thread.

"Faces of Death Panels"
"James and the Giant Impeachment"
"Wild, Wild Wasila"
"Team of Mavericks"

/I'm spent...
 
2014-07-30 05:06:05 PM  

Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.


Don't do it.
Her profit margin probably depends on large numbers of people registering out of spite.
Love her or hate her, she's cashing the check.
 
2014-07-30 05:21:36 PM  
Schmerd1948:It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.

Never stick your dick - or your credit card - or your email address - in crazy.
 
2014-07-30 05:25:32 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.


She'd quit half-way through.
 
2014-07-30 05:27:25 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.

There's a "try it for free" button, not sure what access that gets you.


The free trial requires giving them credit card info though. Sure you can make sure you cancel before they bill, but I'm not risking it around that grifter.
 
2014-07-30 05:33:32 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.

There's a "try it for free" button, not sure what access that gets you.


If they want a card, use a pre-paid one with exactly $9.99 on it (o $0.999 just for lulz).  I expect that 'scrip is gonna be harder to leave than Comcast.
 
2014-07-30 05:45:52 PM  

Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest


I'm going to do it just to annoy the libs. The wife'll moan about me cutting down on her diabeetus medicine again, but she'll just have to cope.
 
2014-07-30 05:54:01 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: There's a "try it for free" button, not sure what access that gets you.


It gets you a date with Bristol.
 
2014-07-30 05:58:58 PM  

Glenford: PC LOAD LETTER: I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

You have a rooster that you've trained to attack on command?


I'd have seen about training a turkey just for some good old "remembering the campaign fail" goodness, but would a rooster make for a finer attack bird? I've never worked with either animal much.
 
2014-07-30 06:16:08 PM  
"It's a safe space where like-minded folks can hear things they already agree with from someone whose opinion they already know."

F.T.W.
 
2014-07-30 06:24:06 PM  

hammettman: Schmerd1948: It's hard to decide whether or not to subscribe to Sarappalling's latest scam. The troll factor is huge, but I'm loath to give that two-bit grafter...ok, more that two-bits....10 smackers for the fun. Maybe for the first month. Ima think on it.

Free?

[i90.photobucket.com image 277x360]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-30 06:29:05 PM  

mediablitz: GardenWeasel: For anyone who missed the EPIC thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8353471/The-announcement-of-Sarah-Palin s- new-channel-brought-out-snark-on-Twitter-as-people-came-up-with-their- own-Palin-ized-TV-shows-Can-you-Farkers-do-any-better

Click "funniest" and try not to laugh. I dare ya.


Man, I came late to that party, and now I can't remember the single one I came up with, but I thought it was pretty good. There's some awesome shiat there.
 
2014-07-30 06:50:55 PM  

NateAsbestos: nmrsnr: I'm going to be sad when his character goes away next year.

He's the hero America wants, but not the hero we deserve. Or some nonsense like that

Seriously though, we need him.


I was worried, but think about it. Late night talk shows always have segments covering current events of the day. You *know* Colbert will continue to attack political bullsh*t with the same wit, even if not in character. Being on network television will broaden his exposure to a much wider audience.

It will drive the teatards absolutely insane.
 
2014-07-30 07:04:56 PM  
"Tapp"... "and not, which I first assumed, was the name of one of her children."
 
2014-07-30 08:49:33 PM  

Glenford: PC LOAD LETTER: I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

You have a rooster that you've trained to attack on command?


Go on...
 
2014-07-30 09:18:43 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.


I think I may know what you mean, and I feel compelled to say there's a good chance you're doing it wrong.

If you know what I mean.
 
2014-07-31 08:59:25 AM  

nmrsnr: I'm going to be sad when his character goes away next year.


I'm going to miss his character so much that I'd almost pay $9.94 monthly to see his 'Angry Echo Chamber'.

I got to be in his studio audience last year & it was a fantastic experience. His audience wranglers said, "Please tell us you know that this is a character."
 
2014-07-31 09:10:50 AM  
Hmmm should I subscribe to Netflix where I get thousands upon thousands of hours of content for 10 bucks a month, or Palin's site where I get dumber just by looking at it?
 
2014-07-31 12:45:45 PM  

Summoner101: PC LOAD LETTER: I'd eviscerate her. WITH MY COCK. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

I think I may know what you mean, and I feel compelled to say there's a good chance you're doing it wrong.

If you know what I mean.


Or am I?
 
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