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(Yahoo)   I've squatted before and I'll squat again. By the way, thanks for the 40 Grand Kickstart suckers   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 142
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2014-07-30 09:10:27 AM  
l3.yimg.com

/What a squatting Kickstart-ripoff arist douce may look like
 
2014-07-30 09:16:23 AM  
Let's start a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for the Hell's Angels to pay them a visit. $10000 should do it.
 
2014-07-30 09:34:57 AM  
These two have not learned the value of not being seen.
 
2014-07-30 09:38:35 AM  
Tapdancing Jesus on a cracker, they even LOOK like douches. :/
 
2014-07-30 09:45:19 AM  
And remember for those scoring at home, the correct term for these two is psychopaths, not sociopaths. Reading about that really creeps me out, knowing that there are actually people out there like this.
 
2014-07-30 09:52:08 AM  
img.fark.net

Damn....they're both with Stupid.

Nice going dumbasses.  You've officially kicked off the "I'm going to beat the living shait out of those douch bags" stampede.  And it's all headed directly to you.
 
2014-07-30 09:54:15 AM  
Trance750:  arist douce

Really?
 
2014-07-30 09:54:29 AM  
I'm gonna start a Kickstart to fund a posse to find and beat these guys.  No really, I am.  Send me yo money.  I'm really going to do it!

/I probably won't do it.
 
2014-07-30 09:54:35 AM  
 
2014-07-30 09:54:48 AM  
The owners of the condo should start a kickstarter campaign to get these guys "taken care of".
 
2014-07-30 09:55:14 AM  
We should start a fund to have someone start kicking them in the balls.

What should we call this fund to start the kicking?
 
2014-07-30 09:56:53 AM  
Now there's a face that needs a solid fungo bat applied across the forehead.
 
2014-07-30 09:58:05 AM  

J.Shelby: Trance750:  arist douce

Really?


So? Like you've never made a typo Grammer Nazi?
 
2014-07-30 09:58:24 AM  
Wow, you're sure getting over. Good for you. Now....

1. You can't squat forever. Even in Cali. Eventually she'll get you evicted.
2. You are now Internet Public Enemy #1. OK, well Top 10 anyway. This week. But still, good luck trying to get over in the future.

Is it really worth mortgaging your name at...what, 25?....for $40k and a few months in a condo?
 
2014-07-30 09:59:49 AM  
The owner should just post a message for the people they ripped off on Kickstarter 'they presently reside at ..... If you are interested in discussing your investment in person with them.
 
hej
2014-07-30 10:00:13 AM  

jayhawk88: Wow, you're sure getting over. Good for you. Now....

1. You can't squat forever. Even in Cali. Eventually she'll get you evicted.
2. You are now Internet Public Enemy #1. OK, well Top 10 anyway. This week. But still, good luck trying to get over in the future.

Is it really worth mortgaging your name at...what, 25?....for $40k and a few months in a condo?


This jackass will no doubt turn his shenanigans into some sort of TV show.  So.... yes.
 
2014-07-30 10:00:36 AM  
I've always found the comment I'm going to make below distasteful, as it is usually made by some ITG "wegotabadassoverhere" type, and usually the comment is made for some minor feature that the poster chose to lock in on.

That said, as punchable faces go, these two has it.
 
2014-07-30 10:01:05 AM  
I wished I lived upstairs from the douchtastic duo there.  Would just unhook my toilet from the sanitary line and let my muddy goodness rain down upon them.
 
2014-07-30 10:01:18 AM  

Trance750: J.Shelby: Trance750:  arist douce

Really?

So? Like you've never made a typo Grammer Nazi?


Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2014-07-30 10:01:26 AM  
Rerun squat on the pot
 
2014-07-30 10:02:33 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I wished I lived upstairs from the douchtastic duo there.  Would just unhook my toilet from the sanitary line and let my muddy goodness rain down upon them.


ah, so destroy the property of the latest victim.  Man, good plan!
 
2014-07-30 10:02:39 AM  
I know very little about Kickstarter, but do they have some sort of scam prevention/protection or is it a case of "donate at your own risk"?
 
2014-07-30 10:02:40 AM  

hej: jayhawk88: Wow, you're sure getting over. Good for you. Now....

1. You can't squat forever. Even in Cali. Eventually she'll get you evicted.
2. You are now Internet Public Enemy #1. OK, well Top 10 anyway. This week. But still, good luck trying to get over in the future.

Is it really worth mortgaging your name at...what, 25?....for $40k and a few months in a condo?

This jackass will no doubt turn his shenanigans into some sort of TV show.  So.... yes.


Sounds like The Real World
 
2014-07-30 10:03:16 AM  
Possible solution

o.onionstatic.com
 
2014-07-30 10:03:40 AM  
I've never understood why people are against the death penalty.
 
2014-07-30 10:04:06 AM  

Trance750: [l3.yimg.com image 850x472]

/What a squatting Kickstart-ripoff arist douce may look like


i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-30 10:04:14 AM  
I think we finally found a good job for George Zimmerman.  Let him handle these two weasels.

Also, anyone who donated to Confederate Express is an idiot.  It looks like it wouldn't even be a decent game if it came out 20 years ago.
 
2014-07-30 10:04:41 AM  
for the rest of his life, he'll never be able to do anything.   Anyone looking up his name will find this.  It's not like the two of them don't have distinctive names, too...
 
2014-07-30 10:05:42 AM  
If we get too many kickstarters going, one of them is bound to end up in LA kicking Daniel Tosh's ass by mistake.

So that's how we'll know we have too many going.
 
2014-07-30 10:05:57 AM  

rbuzby: I think we finally found a good job for George Zimmerman.  Let him handle these two weasels.

Also, anyone who donated to Confederate Express is an idiot.  It looks like it wouldn't even be a decent game if it came out 20 years ago.


Their new game looks like Double Dragon.
 
2014-07-30 10:06:02 AM  

gopher321: Let's start a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for the Hell's Angels to pay them a visit. $10000 should do it.



A carton of cigarettes and a 12-pack would do it.
 
2014-07-30 10:06:27 AM  

show me: And remember for those scoring at home, the correct term for these two is psychopaths, not sociopaths. Reading about that really creeps me out, knowing that there are actually people out there like this.


Same thing, they just represent different theories. Psychopaths are theorized to have been born without a conscience, just that way by nature. Sociopaths are theorized to have developed that way due to a poor home life or other external factors. But they refer to the same group of people.

/Without Conscience: The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us is a great, fascinating book.
 
2014-07-30 10:07:01 AM  

IamAwake: for the rest of his life, he'll never be able to do anything.   Anyone looking up his name will find this.  It's not like the two of them don't have distinctive names, too...


Pretty soon, just like in Europe, you'll be able to demand Google to take that information off.
 
2014-07-30 10:07:22 AM  

JohnCarter: Possible solution

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x643]


Fat old guys?
 
2014-07-30 10:07:29 AM  
I've never understood how non paying renters have more rights than the actual property owners.

Obviously we need even more lawyers.
 
2014-07-30 10:08:50 AM  
I am currently unemployed.  If someone wants to give me some gas money I will drive down there and "interview" these two.  Just to get more facts.  A fact finding trip. Just the facts.  Honest, no accidents will happen to anybody. Probably.  Or just hire those obese bikers.
 
2014-07-30 10:08:51 AM  

I've squatted before and I'll squat again.


img.blogabond.com
 
2014-07-30 10:08:52 AM  

IamAwake: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I wished I lived upstairs from the douchtastic duo there.  Would just unhook my toilet from the sanitary line and let my muddy goodness rain down upon them.

ah, so destroy the property of the latest victim.  Man, good plan!


Look man, I am more of a big picture guy.  You can get mired down in the minutiae of details all you want.  But come here buddy, before we waste a bunch of time on "who destroyed what", how about we go poop on a couple douchebags then grab a pizza?
 
2014-07-30 10:09:35 AM  
Squat again? There's no way that guy lifts.
 
2014-07-30 10:11:10 AM  
How about a Kickstarter to quickly move a house?
 
2014-07-30 10:11:36 AM  
Kickstarter is basically a matchmaking site for grifters and rubes.
 
2014-07-30 10:12:06 AM  

JerseyTim: Squat again? There's no way that guy lifts.


He did 225 for 5 quarter reps on the smith machine.
 
2014-07-30 10:12:08 AM  

JohnCarter: Possible solution

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x643]


Uh...I'm betting these people will collapse from asthma attacks before any damage is done.
 
2014-07-30 10:14:37 AM  

HotWingConspiracy


Kickstarter is basically a matchmaking site for grifters and rubes.


NOW you're on the trolley!

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-30 10:15:43 AM  

rbuzby: I think we finally found a good job for George Zimmerman.  Let him handle these two weasels.

Also, anyone who donated to Confederate Express is an idiot.  It looks like it wouldn't even be a decent game if it came out 20 years ago.


Should we make a Kickstarter to buy them a bag of skittles, some iced tea, and a couple hoodies?
 
2014-07-30 10:16:05 AM  

IamAwake: for the rest of his life, he'll never be able to do anything.   Anyone looking up his name will find this.  It's not like the two of them don't have distinctive names, too...


At best he's banking on this turning into something potentially much larger which will wipe out the bad press he has now.  Someone mentioned a TV show and I have no doubt it's something that has crossed his mind.

How he intends to get from Point A to Point B is up for debate.  Whether he even has a clear and cohesive thought process for that is about the same.

All in all it'd be nice to see a solid beat-down happen. It'd be incredibly satisfying.
 
2014-07-30 10:16:12 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: HotWingConspiracy

Kickstarter is basically a matchmaking site for grifters and rubes.


NOW you're on the trolley!

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x200]


Hmmm... we just need to release gorillas into the apartment and the problem will solve itself.
 
2014-07-30 10:16:21 AM  
I'm suprised they don't have a Fark account for more attention whore douchebaggery and snark.
 
2014-07-30 10:17:51 AM  

runwiz: The owners of the condo should start a kickstarter campaign to get these guys "taken care of".


No, they should just shoot them.  Shooting people that invade your home is generally well protected.  No jury is going to convict you, and not many DA's are going to risk charging you.
 
2014-07-30 10:18:03 AM  
I would say they could put wigs on and walk around as women for a while before anyone took notice.
 
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