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(CNN)   We interrupt Gaza, the US border, Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Afghanistan to bring you North Korea   (cnn.com) divider line 60
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2014-07-30 09:03:06 AM  
Is somebody feeling ignored?  They must have dropped off the front page of Yahoo News.
 
2014-07-30 09:10:40 AM  
Why does Best Korea hate the Sea of Japan ?
 
2014-07-30 09:12:39 AM  
Rocket malfunction after a few seconds? Where does north korea get this stuff? Oh...

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2014-07-30 09:12:44 AM  
yawn
 
2014-07-30 09:12:48 AM  
They must really hate the ocean.
 
2014-07-30 09:12:56 AM  

abhorrent1: Why does Best Korea hate the Sea of Japan ?


If you saw the way it eats crackers you'd hate it too.
 
2014-07-30 09:13:11 AM  

abhorrent1: Why does Best Korea hate the Sea of Japan ?


I think you answered your own question. It's right there in the name.
 
2014-07-30 09:14:16 AM  
Missiles? Their Hooters doesn't even serve wings food!

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2014-07-30 09:14:28 AM  

NutWrench: They must really hate the ocean.


It threatens their sovereignty through erosion.
 
2014-07-30 09:15:16 AM  

NutWrench: They must really hate the ocean.


Not just the ocean, only one of four hit the water, I wonder how poor farmer Yoon feels about the great leaders New method for plowing fields?
 
2014-07-30 09:17:06 AM  
It's all a plot by Obama to distract the media from Bengahzi!
 
2014-07-30 09:18:33 AM  
He hates these cans! Get away from the cans!
 
2014-07-30 09:18:36 AM  
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2014-07-30 09:19:35 AM  

Pribar: NutWrench: They must really hate the ocean.

Not just the ocean, only one of four hit the water, I wonder how poor farmer Yoon feels about the great leaders New method for plowing fields?


He thinks it's brilliant, if he knows what's good for him.
 
2014-07-30 09:20:01 AM  
9buz.com
 
2014-07-30 09:20:23 AM  
Let's not forget the warzone that is Africa.
 
2014-07-30 09:23:00 AM  
i61.tinypic.com
/oblig
 
2014-07-30 09:23:28 AM  

Gunny Highway: Let's not forget the warzone that is Africa.


Boko Haram warzone or Ebola Warzone? Please be more specific.
 
2014-07-30 09:24:19 AM  
Look, if climate change is making the oceans rise then North Korea's anti-ocean weapons technology may save us all. However...

Two of the projectiles appeared to have not launched successfully,

How could you miss ?!!
 
2014-07-30 09:28:21 AM  

ShoeKing: Gunny Highway: Let's not forget the warzone that is Africa.

Boko Haram warzone or Ebola Warzone? Please be more specific.


Casting my net wide because I think there are war zones beyond those two that dont get much attention.
 
2014-07-30 09:29:00 AM  
Weren't they supposed to nuke the WH last week?
 
2014-07-30 09:30:16 AM  
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2014-07-30 09:30:19 AM  

Dahnkster: Missiles? Their Hooters doesn't even serve wings food!

[english.chosun.com image 480x359]


That's a North Korean Hooters? Man, I knew the country was broke but they can't even afford breast implants for the waitresses?
 
2014-07-30 09:33:49 AM  
Kerbala are up to something.
 
2014-07-30 09:34:05 AM  
"We interrupt Gaza, the US border, Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Afghanistan" - I like how "US border" is right between Gaza and Syria. Truly a humanitarian catastrophe and one of world's "hot spots".
 
2014-07-30 09:39:42 AM  

Grahor: "We interrupt Gaza, the US border, Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Afghanistan" - I like how "US border" is right between Gaza and Syria. Truly a humanitarian catastrophe and one of world's "hot spots".


But kids from Honduras are showing up here. HONDURAS! They're like Nazis with Ebola, only more despicable and dangerous.
 
2014-07-30 09:40:53 AM  
Ah, good.  I love a bit of comedy mixed in with all the drama on TV...
 
2014-07-30 09:43:22 AM  

ShoeKing: Gunny Highway: Let's not forget the warzone that is Africa.

Boko Haram warzone or Ebola Warzone? Please be more specific.


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2014-07-30 09:44:10 AM  
Laugh all you will, but North Korea, and their fearless leader Kim Jong Un is all that stands between us, and world domination by the fish people.  For it was once prophesied that the carp should someday rise up, and only he who was born in the shadow of six rainbows, in the cave of the unicorns would be able to stop them, and their evil imperialist Yankee capitalist masters.
 
2014-07-30 09:46:02 AM  

xanadian: Ah, good.  I love a bit of comedy mixed in with all the drama on TV...


I once heard that drama shows us what we can be at our best and comedy shows us what we are at our worst.

I am starting to question that based on the headline and your post.  Sigh.
 
2014-07-30 09:47:01 AM  

BizarreMan: Is somebody feeling ignored?  They must have dropped off the front page of Yahoo News.


So ronery.
 
2014-07-30 09:55:41 AM  
A small part of me always worries we're too boy-who-cried-wolf with Best Korea... that one of these days they'll actually fumble into a functional weapon of some kind and actually cause some damage because we were too entertained by their failure to do anything about it.

It's a very small part, though. The rest of me thinks South Korea should just six pool, crank out a zergling rush and call it a day.
 
2014-07-30 09:57:10 AM  

CruJones: yawn

 
2014-07-30 10:03:50 AM  
Dont tell Obama he is at a fund raiser.
 
2014-07-30 10:04:40 AM  
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2014-07-30 10:12:13 AM  
North Korea fired four projectiles into the sea! Oh noes!

I fired four projectiles yesterday from a wooded lot in the middle of my state. Nobody even noticed. Of course, the projectiles were arrows, and they were all very much on target. How hard is it to do some reporting that has just a bit more detail? Taken at face value, the report could mean that Dear Leader has set a new record for Pumpkin Chunkin' or has invented a Super Ballista that can lob a spear 130 miles. "Projectile" is waaaay too vague to be meaningful.
 
2014-07-30 10:14:28 AM  
They just want an invasion for free Obamacare.
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Newborn chiropractic care/ Free edition of a smokin' hot bible.

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Breast implants for theNorth Korean Hooters girls

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Securing your perscription so that you don't lose it on the way to the pharmacy.
 
2014-07-30 10:18:02 AM  
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Look guys, it's really not my place to tell you how to soldier. But you couldn't be holding those rifles more wrong. That's not ever close to how they work.
 
2014-07-30 10:20:29 AM  
files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2014-07-30 10:35:01 AM  
SQUEAK!

/squeaksqueakSQUEAK!
 
2014-07-30 10:37:59 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Laugh all you will, but North Korea, and their fearless leader Kim Jong Un is all that stands between us, and world domination by the fish people.  For it was once prophesied that the carp should someday rise up, and only he who was born in the shadow of six rainbows, in the cave of the unicorns would be able to stop them, and their evil imperialist Yankee capitalist masters.


They had better hurry, the carp have already started attacking boaters.

www.riverbills.com
 
2014-07-30 10:41:19 AM  

washington-babylon: Some Coke Drinking Guy: Laugh all you will, but North Korea, and their fearless leader Kim Jong Un is all that stands between us, and world domination by the fish people.  For it was once prophesied that the carp should someday rise up, and only he who was born in the shadow of six rainbows, in the cave of the unicorns would be able to stop them, and their evil imperialist Yankee capitalist masters.

They had better hurry, the carp have already started attacking boaters.

[www.riverbills.com image 792x579]


Pretty soon, it won't be just fish attacking people, it will be sharks....sharks with their tornado brethern.  Sharknados are real people, study it out!

/NK ftw
 
2014-07-30 10:45:04 AM  
Said it before, will say it again.

No one gives a fark.  They can spend their money shooting rockets into the ocean all they want.  No one is impressed, intimidated or even interested.

/great intelligence bonanza for us though.  We just have to go around recovering their missiles from international waters to check them out.
 
2014-07-30 10:46:51 AM  

MythDragon: Look guys, it's really not my place to tell you how to soldier. But you couldn't be holding those rifles more wrong. That's not ever close to how they work.


It is when you don't got bullets.
 
2014-07-30 11:09:29 AM  

RainbeauxSue: A small part of me always worries we're too boy-who-cried-wolf with Best Korea... that one of these days they'll actually fumble into a functional weapon of some kind and actually cause some damage because we were too entertained by their failure to do anything about it.


It could happen.www.petersellersappreciationsociety.com
 
2014-07-30 11:13:52 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Said it before, will say it again.

No one gives a fark.  They can spend their money shooting rockets into the ocean all they want.  No one is impressed, intimidated or even interested.

/great intelligence bonanza for us though.  We just have to go around recovering their missiles from international waters to check them out.


I guess there's some value in learning how they kludge together copies of 1950s-era Soviet weapons. But I wouldn't make it a budget priority.
 
2014-07-30 11:16:46 AM  

dionysusaur: MythDragon: Look guys, it's really not my place to tell you how to soldier. But you couldn't be holding those rifles more wrong. That's not ever close to how they work.

It is when you don't got bullets.


Interesting poster; those appear to be actual Thompsons, not PPSh "tommy guns." They must have wrenched them from the feeble hands of Uncle Sam's corrupt lackeys.
 
2014-07-30 11:18:34 AM  
I found a pic of their latest artillery system!
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-07-30 11:23:28 AM  

smd31: washington-babylon: Some Coke Drinking Guy: Laugh all you will, but North Korea, and their fearless leader Kim Jong Un is all that stands between us, and world domination by the fish people.  For it was once prophesied that the carp should someday rise up, and only he who was born in the shadow of six rainbows, in the cave of the unicorns would be able to stop them, and their evil imperialist Yankee capitalist masters.

They had better hurry, the carp have already started attacking boaters.

[www.riverbills.com image 792x579]

Pretty soon, it won't be just fish attacking people, it will be sharks....sharks with their tornado brethern.  Sharknados are real people, study it out!

/NK ftw


It gets better. I have obtained top secret photos of a Carp training camp. Look at the poor prisoners they are about to execute:

8c4625.medialib.glogster.com


www.circleofblue.org


Look at these brave patriots fighting the Asian menace!

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2014-07-30 11:30:01 AM  

MythDragon: Breast implants for theNorth Korean Hooters girls


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Nicholas Cage really has been around a while. His mad look is almost unchanged.

vodzilla.co
 
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