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(Metro)   If you've never heard of Cat island, it's off the coast of Japan, cats outnumber people and every day is Caturday (pics)   (metro.co.uk ) divider line 76
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2014-07-30 08:37:41 AM  
Carl: "I heard we're goin' to Cat Island"
Lenny: "Yeah, to capture a giant cat. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"
Charlie: "Candy Apple Island? Whatta they got there?"
Carl: "Cats. But they're not so big"
 
2014-07-30 08:44:58 AM  
This is not what I imagined when I was told there was an island full of Asian pussy.
 
2014-07-30 08:45:35 AM  
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When anarchy reigns, we shall rule the World!

 
2014-07-30 09:19:54 AM  
I'm guessing there aren't too many places where a kid can go play in the dirt without running into a stray tootsie roll or three.
 
2014-07-30 09:21:56 AM  
Cats were originally kept on the island because they are a natural predator for silk worms

I'm torn between "Neato, I didn't know that" and "Ewwww!" here.

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2014-07-30 09:26:29 AM  

UberDave: This is not what I imagined when I was told there was an island full of Asian pussy.


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I told the driver to take me to the nearest cathouse and this is where I ended up. >.<
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 09:56:45 AM  
My grandmother had a coffee table book of an island in the Aegean that seemed to be made largely of cats. The island, I mean, not the book. Or my grandmother.
 
2014-07-30 10:19:19 AM  
They also have bunny island.
 
2014-07-30 10:48:24 AM  

ZAZ: My grandmother had a coffee table book of an island in the Aegean that seemed to be made largely of cats. The island, I mean, not the book. Or my grandmother.


How does an island arise made of cats?  Cat volcano?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 11:00:58 AM  
nekom

Earth coughed up a hairball.
 
2014-07-30 11:06:53 AM  

ZAZ: nekom

Earth coughed up a hairball.


Earth *IS* a hairball, coughed up by the Feliniverse.

/That's my creation myth, and I'm sticking to it.
 
2014-07-30 11:10:29 AM  
dittybopper:
Earth *IS* a hairball, coughed up by the Feliniverse.

/That's my creation myth, and I'm sticking to it.


Then who coughed up the cat that coughed up Earth?  Or is it hairballs all the way down?
 
2014-07-30 12:21:43 PM  

BalugaJoe: They also have bunny island.


I thought that was more of a ranch.
 
2014-07-30 12:22:10 PM  
Sounds sanitary.
 
2014-07-30 12:23:18 PM  

UberDave: This is not what I imagined when I was told there was an island full of Asian pussy.


Ok, I just had to say this is the funniest thing I've seen yet today.

Well done, good sir.
 
2014-07-30 12:24:35 PM  
Don't play on cat island beaches...
 
2014-07-30 12:25:19 PM  
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2014-07-30 12:25:25 PM  
I have heard of Cat Island. It's in the Bahamas.
 
2014-07-30 12:25:52 PM  
Cats were originally kept on the island because they are a natural predator for silk worms, important given that silk was made on the island.

Ummm....wut.
Cats are a natural predator for birds, which eat the silkworms.
 
2014-07-30 12:26:34 PM  
I'm imagining the entire human population of the island is homely middle-aged women.
 
2014-07-30 12:26:47 PM  
Mykonos has a hell of a cat population also.
 
2014-07-30 12:27:31 PM  

UberDave: This is not what I imagined when I was told there was an island full of Asian pussy.


Imagine how cheated I felt when I visited the Bikini Atoll.
 
2014-07-30 12:28:36 PM  

UberDave: This is not what I imagined when I was told there was an island full of Asian pussy.


Yeah but I hear those cats are sideways.
 
2014-07-30 12:29:28 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: UberDave: This is not what I imagined when I was told there was an island full of Asian pussy.

Imagine how cheated I felt when I visited the Bikini Atoll.


Thigh-land was a huge disappointment as well.
 
2014-07-30 12:29:47 PM  
Might as well jsut rename it crazy cat lady island.
 
2014-07-30 12:30:15 PM  

nekom: ZAZ: My grandmother had a coffee table book of an island in the Aegean that seemed to be made largely of cats. The island, I mean, not the book. Or my grandmother.

How does an island arise made of cats?  Cat volcano?


Something like this I imagine.

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2014-07-30 12:30:22 PM  
I bet the entire island smells like that chick I met who lived in a 1 room apt with 3 cats.
 
2014-07-30 12:33:01 PM  
Someone call Bob Barker.
 
2014-07-30 12:34:25 PM  
Old Miyagi had an island, EIEIO
And on that island he had a neko, EIEIO
With a nyan nyan here and a nyan nyan there
Here a nyan, there a nyan, everywhere a nyan nyan
Old Miyagi had an island, EIEIO
 
2014-07-30 12:35:20 PM  
Penisland is mighter.
 
2014-07-30 12:37:13 PM  

cgraves67: I'm imagining the entire human population of the island is homely middle-aged women.


So, easy pickins'?
 
2014-07-30 12:38:33 PM  
It's like the Asian version of Golden Corral?
 
2014-07-30 12:39:01 PM  
Cats were originally kept on the island because they are a natural predator for silk worms, important given that silk was made on the island.

This would be the silkworms that actually make the silk?

Methinks Asian Pussy Island is a figment of mulberry's imagination.
 
2014-07-30 12:40:36 PM  

dittybopper: [img.fark.net image 850x637]

When anarchy reigns, we shall rule the World!


Who are you kidding?  They already rule.
 
2014-07-30 12:41:03 PM  

neongoats: I bet the entire island smells like that chick I met who lived in a 1 room apt with 3 cats.


goooooo on.....admit it, it was worth it.
 
2014-07-30 12:43:31 PM  
Don't forget about bunny island, where there are pretty much only bunnies and no people.
Man, they've got an island for everything.

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2014-07-30 12:48:05 PM  

Land Ark: Don't forget about bunny island, where there are pretty much only bunnies and no people.
Man, they've got an island for everything.

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That would scare the crap out of me.

(Serious bunny phobia due to watching a certain movie scene when I was but a wee lad)

Run Away!
 
2014-07-30 12:48:15 PM  

Maud Dib: Cats were originally kept on the island because they are a natural predator for silk worms, important given that silk was made on the island.

Ummm....wut.
Cats are a natural predator for birds, which eat the silkworms.


Yeah -- my thought was "Waitaminute, don't you need silk worms to make silk?"
 
2014-07-30 12:48:16 PM  
Turkey. Turkey is the land of cats. The highest throne that humans don't mount... Cats have no problem with that. They visit you in restaurants and other places of business, and sit on the highest throne of Islam. Because they're cats.

It's like H.P. Lovecraft's Celephais.
 
2014-07-30 12:48:27 PM  
I am sure that island is devoid of any sort of wildlife - birds, lizards and small mammals make for tasty treats and play toys.
 
2014-07-30 12:50:11 PM  
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2014-07-30 12:59:40 PM  

Land Ark: Don't forget about bunny island, where there are pretty much only bunnies and no people.
Man, they've got an island for everything.

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Including monsters.
 
2014-07-30 12:59:41 PM  
There is an island in the harbor between Duluth, Minnesota & Superior, Wisconsin that is populated by rabbits.
maybe we can combine the two?
 
2014-07-30 01:02:23 PM  
Interesting, but but how many more years until there's catgirl island? Or bunnygirl island?
 
2014-07-30 01:02:37 PM  

Land Ark: Don't forget about bunny island, where there are pretty much only bunnies and no people.
Man, they've got an island for everything.

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Harry cannot be too far behind....
 
2014-07-30 01:06:43 PM  
This would be a perfect place to send all of the pit bulls in the world.
 
2014-07-30 01:08:47 PM  
Call me when they find whore island.
 
2014-07-30 01:09:49 PM  

Carn: Call me when they find whore island.


Is that where whores go?
 
2014-07-30 01:11:48 PM  

Iggie: Carn: Call me when they find whore island.

Is that where whores go?


Yes, at least that's the hope.
 
2014-07-30 01:11:58 PM  
This is something I want to throw out to the Fark community...

Why are there no cats in Nepal?


I've looked it up, there's no religious reason... There's no tradition of eating them. It's an agrarian place that uses corn cribs. You'd think cats would be revered as ratters. I saw maybe three tabby cats in four months, all at restaurants. Where did the cats go?
 
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