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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Wildlife "sanctuary" under fire for pimping out animals for parties, including alligators to put in your pool, so that your kids can swim with them. Owner claims nothing wrong with it, or dressing like Hulk Hogan in drag   (newson6.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-30 05:22:13 PM  
"They weren't blessed with strength in opening, just in clamping down."

Sounds like a legit wildlife expert to me...
 
2014-07-30 05:33:05 PM  
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2014-07-30 05:52:03 PM  
I want to go swimming with her.

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2014-07-30 06:05:43 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I want to go swimming with her.

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Agreed. That is one sexy-as-HELL alligator!
 
2014-07-30 06:23:11 PM  
USDA revoked their license last year, I don't know how the place is still open.  It's not a real sanctuary, it's more like some roadside zoo.  One of the workers got killed by a liger a few years ago, because these idiots think it's ok to hand feed big cats and enter their cages during feeding time.

As for her fashion sense; she looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, a 10 pound sausage stuffed in a 5 pound casing.
 
2014-07-30 06:38:12 PM  
I don't think alligators have the capacity to give a shiat.

Outrage level:  low
 
2014-07-30 06:38:30 PM  
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Beam me up, Ensign Scroggins.
 
2014-07-30 06:38:51 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I want to go swimming with her.


Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
 
2014-07-30 06:43:34 PM  
Oh I'm sure it's safe fun for all the kiddies. I mean alligators don't have claws or a tail that could knock a little crotchgoblins teeth out or parasites or even better when they piss of shiat in the pool..... good times.

Maybe Oklahoma  has different alligators than Florida, but one thing we natives tell the new arrivals ( unless they are from "over there" and you know who you are) is that if there is water, more than likely there's a gator there.
 
2014-07-30 06:46:33 PM  
The animals have always been in captivity, and don't know how to hunt for food.

We're going to see this guy in the news again in the future when one of his animals eats him
 
2014-07-30 06:49:19 PM  
Pool party? Excellent! I was told there would be cake....


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2014-07-30 06:51:58 PM  
Oh for f*** sake. How have we survived this long long as a species?
 
2014-07-30 06:54:29 PM  
I will have to increase my donation to Gatorade.
 
2014-07-30 06:55:01 PM  

Nick Nostril: Oh for f*** sake. How have we survived this long long as a species?


It's this kind of thing that prevents Idiocracy from being a documentary.
 
2014-07-30 06:56:02 PM  
good thing we didn't have this when I was a kid -- I would have been the little brat who snuck around taking off the gators' bands.
 
2014-07-30 06:57:30 PM  
Subby, I thought by 'pimping' you meant they were hiring out the animals for sex parties.

less outraged now.
 
2014-07-30 07:06:16 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I want to go swimming with her.

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She's smiling because she just totally peed in the pool.
 
2014-07-30 07:43:14 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I want to go swimming with her.

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Will we have to tape your mouth shut too? :)
 
2014-07-30 07:45:56 PM  

Nick Nostril: Oh for f*** sake. How have we survived this long as a species?


Strength in numbers.
 
2014-07-30 10:04:55 PM  

sjcousins: Subby, I thought by 'pimping' you meant they were hiring out the animals for sex parties.

less outraged interested now.


FTFM
 
2014-07-30 10:18:52 PM  
Fark these a**holes.
 
2014-07-30 11:33:11 PM  
I'm okay with petting a banded, restrained alligator from above, but playing around in the pool with it sounds like a salmonella-infected scratch waiting to happen. Do they blunt the gater's nails too? Very cute though.
 
2014-07-30 11:38:26 PM  
I hope one of those gators bites her right on her cooter.
 
2014-07-31 01:05:36 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: "They weren't blessed with strength in opening, just in clamping down."

Sounds like a legit wildlife expert to me...


Actually though, quite correct.
 
2014-07-31 01:10:30 PM  
Fat coont.
 
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