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(Huffington Post)   Someone has put together a supercut of every single time Samuel L. Jackson has said "mother-farker" on film. And if we have to tell you this is Not Safe For Work, you should just turn off your computer and quietly leave the Internet, never to return   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 27
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2014-07-30 10:02:56 AM  
This, my friends, justifies the existence of the internet.
 
2014-07-30 11:18:05 AM  
and for those of you want to just get the youtube link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU
 
2014-07-30 11:27:51 AM  
Every once in a while I'll use "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha farker, mutha farker" and even people who know Pulp Fiction don't catch the reference.
 
2014-07-30 11:44:58 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Every once in a while I'll use "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha farker, mutha farker" and even people who know Pulp Fiction don't catch the reference.


When I worked in newspapers, I was known to yell at reporters when their grasp of the language was tenuous, "ENGLISH, MOTHERfarkER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
 
2014-07-30 12:15:24 PM  
Mother farker
 
2014-07-30 12:34:09 PM  
So wonderful. Dude has dropped a lot of MFers over his career. He does it so well, we may just have to consider retiring the phrase when he dies.
 
2014-07-30 12:55:41 PM  
gosh
 
2014-07-30 01:06:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-30 01:29:20 PM  
And the majority of them came from two Tarantino films, Pulp Fiction & Jackie Brown.
 
2014-07-30 01:44:50 PM  
Here's Denzel Washington making guarantees for a chaser.
 
2014-07-30 01:48:27 PM  

CyberKultist: So wonderful. Dude has dropped a lot of MFers over his career. He does it so well, we may just have to consider retiring the phrase when he dies.


That mother farker ain't never gonna die
 
ecl
2014-07-30 01:56:29 PM  
This is pretty badass.
 
2014-07-30 02:05:18 PM  
Enough is enough, Subby!!  I have had it with these monkey fighting videos on this Monday to Friday website!!

/click
 
2014-07-30 02:22:14 PM  

LewDux:


I love that movie.

/I'm gonna try and lose them...
//wow. Good driving.
 
2014-07-30 02:33:55 PM  
I wish he could've dropped an MF-bomb in those Star Wars movies.  Would've made them a LOT more interesting.
 
2014-07-30 04:28:55 PM  
Wow.  Die Hard with a Vengeance is almost 20 years old.  Damn I'm one old mother-farker.
 
2014-07-30 04:50:50 PM  

xanadian: I wish he could've dropped an MF-bomb in those Star Wars movies.  Would've made them a LOT more interesting.


He sure did.  Everyone thought they were hearing "May the Force be with you" but he was really saying "Motherfarkers be with you".
 
2014-07-30 05:12:08 PM  
So, Jackson's M-F reel comes in at 3:39.  I wonder if anyone can beat that.  Jimmy Stewart and/or Jessica Tandy, maybe?
 
2014-07-30 07:47:24 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Every once in a while I'll use "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha farker, mutha farker" and even people who know Pulp Fiction don't catch the reference.


I know a lot of people favor the "English Motherfarker!" quote when it comes to SLJ, but "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfarker, motherfarker!" is definitely my favorite.  It's hard to have two motherfarkers back to back without sounding slightly brain damaged, but Samuel has mighty motherfarker skills.  Drops it perfectly, like it's always supposed to be said that way.
 
2014-07-30 07:52:06 PM  

xanadian: I wish he could've dropped an MF-bomb in those Star Wars movies.  Would've made them a LOT more interesting.


Windu to Sidious:  You nerf-herdin' motherfarker, you chopped off my hands.
 
2014-07-30 11:06:02 PM  

danielscissorhands: Enough is enough, Subby!!  I have had it with these monkey fighting videos on this Monday to Friday website!!



Shomer shabbas!
 
2014-07-31 12:39:46 AM  

jimpoz: danielscissorhands: Enough is enough, Subby!!  I have had it with these monkey fighting videos on this Monday to Friday website!!


Shomer shabbas!


I thought you were going to link this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0 SFW

/never feed a stoner scrambled eggs
 
2014-07-31 03:32:46 AM  
That was truly impressive.
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2014-07-31 07:59:07 AM  
I work at a very religious hospital, and there is a prayer request box near the chapel for the daily reading (over the hospitals PA system).  I've put a request in for Ezekiel 25 17 on several occasions just to see if the nuns will read it aloud.  Haven't heard it yet.

™ now back to your SLJ MF thread
 
2014-07-31 10:22:30 AM  

Rat: I work at a very religious hospital, and there is a prayer request box near the chapel for the daily reading (over the hospitals PA system).  I've put a request in for Ezekiel 25 17 on several occasions just to see if the nuns will read it aloud.  Haven't heard it yet.

™ now back to your SLJ MF thread


The actual verse isn't as jazzy as what was in the movie, so maybe you just missed it.
 
2014-07-31 12:23:29 PM  

lewismarktwo: Rat: I work at a very religious hospital, and there is a prayer request box near the chapel for the daily reading (over the hospitals PA system).  I've put a request in for Ezekiel 25 17 on several occasions just to see if the nuns will read it aloud.  Haven't heard it yet.

™ now back to your SLJ MF thread

The actual verse isn't as jazzy as what was in the movie, so maybe you just missed it.


Though it was awesomely on his tombstone in the Avengers
 
2014-07-31 12:57:35 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: lewismarktwo: Rat: I work at a very religious hospital, and there is a prayer request box near the chapel for the daily reading (over the hospitals PA system).  I've put a request in for Ezekiel 25 17 on several occasions just to see if the nuns will read it aloud.  Haven't heard it yet.

™ now back to your SLJ MF thread

The actual verse isn't as jazzy as what was in the movie, so maybe you just missed it.

Though it was awesomely on his tombstone in the Avengers


I don't remember him eating pizza in The Avengers. You might be thinking of the Justice League movie.
 
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