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(New York Daily News)   A "close friend" of Jay-Z and Beyonce claims the couple is only orchestrating their entire tour as a cash grab and really hate each other and will divorce upon conclusion of said tour   (nydailynews.com) divider line 32
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2014-07-30 08:12:03 AM  
OMG!! I'd better pay any price in order to see them together now, whilst I can...
 
2014-07-30 09:37:00 AM  
As though musicians stage huge tours for kicks and are just accepting the ticket money because they must.
 
2014-07-30 09:40:41 AM  
Oblig:
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/srsly no1curr
 
2014-07-30 11:32:26 AM  
So he'll be back to just 99 problems?
 
2014-07-30 11:32:28 AM  
Was this not everyone's assumption from the start of their "relationship"?
 
2014-07-30 11:32:38 AM  
While JayZcé has shown themselves to be more than willing to monetize everything about their lives,
both individually and collectively, I can't see them going the full Kardashian.  I really do think they love
each other (as much as two narcissistic popstars can, anyway).
 
2014-07-30 11:33:18 AM  
Who?
 
2014-07-30 11:36:17 AM  
Rich people problems.
 
2014-07-30 11:36:50 AM  

BATMANATEE: Was this not everyone's assumption from the start of their "relationship"?


This is pretty much how I feel about all celebrity gossip:

www.memegene.net
 
2014-07-30 11:52:03 AM  
 
2014-07-30 11:53:05 AM  
Despicable people. Even Beyonce's pregnancy was staged, they bought the baby from some woman in Rwanda.
 
2014-07-30 11:53:21 AM  

BATMANATEE: Was this not everyone's assumption from the start of their "relationship"?


Yes, because neither of them were financially successful before this relationship. Obviously they needed this marriage.
 
2014-07-30 01:53:06 PM  
Jay Z has a net worth of 520 million dollars.

Beyonce has a net worth of 450 million dollars.

I don't think they need to resort to publicity stunts for a quick "cash grab."
 
2014-07-30 02:30:44 PM  
Something something illuminati something something
 
2014-07-30 02:51:58 PM  
Her new single is a very good example of what happens when you're surrounded by people who tell you how great you are all the time.
 
2014-07-30 03:01:51 PM  

Bslim: Who?


I did give her name a Google. I just don't watch bad television so her face didn't click with me at first.
 
2014-07-30 03:15:05 PM  
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2014-07-30 03:18:25 PM  
If they can't make it work then what hope do the rest of us have??
 
2014-07-30 04:14:33 PM  

StubePT: Jay Z has a net worth of 520 million dollars.

Beyonce has a net worth of 450 million dollars.

I don't think they need to resort to publicity stunts for a quick "cash grab."


This.
 
2014-07-30 04:41:19 PM  

Casey Anthony: Despicable people. Even Beyonce's pregnancy was staged, they bought the baby from some woman in Rwanda.


Whom Jay Z must have banged at some point because the kid looks exactly like him.
 
2014-07-30 04:42:35 PM  
If I had the ability to make the money they have, I'd sell out in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, I'm not very creative, not very business savvy, and I'm rather lazy. So I'll continue to be lower-middle class (emphasis on lower) and enjoy it. Served me well so far.
 
2014-07-30 04:49:14 PM  

Marisyana: Casey Anthony: Despicable people. Even Beyonce's pregnancy was staged, they bought the baby from some woman in Rwanda.

Whom Jay Z must have banged at some point because the kid looks exactly like him.


Someone upthread posted their net worth. They can afford the necessary plastic surgery for that.
 
2014-07-30 04:53:09 PM  

Marisyana: Casey Anthony: Despicable people. Even Beyonce's pregnancy was staged, they bought the baby from some woman in Rwanda.

Whom Jay Z must have banged at some point because the kid looks exactly like him.


Does the baby insist on saying "yeah!" when someone with talent is performing?

If so, the kid is his

/thank you Alicia Keys for Empire State of Mind pt II.
//hate hearing that egomaniacal twit 'rap' over a real singer
 
2014-07-30 04:59:08 PM  

Casey Anthony: Marisyana: Casey Anthony: Despicable people. Even Beyonce's pregnancy was staged, they bought the baby from some woman in Rwanda.

Whom Jay Z must have banged at some point because the kid looks exactly like him.

Someone upthread posted their net worth. They can afford the necessary plastic surgery for that.


i.imgflip.com
 
2014-07-30 05:32:27 PM  

Casey Anthony: Marisyana: Casey Anthony: Despicable people. Even Beyonce's pregnancy was staged, they bought the baby from some woman in Rwanda.

Whom Jay Z must have banged at some point because the kid looks exactly like him.

Someone upthread posted their net worth. They can afford the necessary plastic surgery for that.


www.eonline.com

It's called a "surrogate".
 
2014-07-30 07:23:38 PM  
Unless this involves her sister beating him up again, I don't care.

/they dated quietly, if they divorce it will be just as quiet
 
2014-07-30 07:24:33 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: While JayZcé has shown themselves to be more than willing to monetize everything about their lives,
both individually and collectively, I can't see them going the full Kardashian.  I really do think they love
each other (as much as two narcissistic popstars can, anyway).


I thought they did, but that scene where Beyonce's sister beat on Jay Z while his wife just stood there with her thumb up her ass was pretty farked up. There is something weird going on in that marriage, and it ain't just the fake pregnancy.
 
2014-07-30 09:29:07 PM  
Allegations that they are "pretending" to be happy until after the tour are false. We already have proof that Beyonce can't act.
 
2014-07-30 10:49:48 PM  

StubePT: Jay Z has a net worth of 520 million dollars.

Beyonce has a net worth of 450 million dollars.

I don't think they need to resort to publicity stunts for a quick "cash grab."


They're business people. They make more performing together than separately and what's not good for business is having Beyonce fans booing Jay-Z and vice versa.
 
2014-07-31 08:06:31 AM  
I'll have the Team Beyonce or Team Jay-Z shirts up for sale on Amazon in the next hour.img.fark.net

Guaranteed to run in the first wash.
We take EBT.
 
2014-07-31 10:08:02 AM  

StubePT: Jay Z has a net worth of 520 million dollars.

Beyonce has a net worth of 450 million dollars.

I don't think they need to resort to publicity stunts for a quick "cash grab."


For what it's worth, Comcast and Time Warner are both doing fine on their own as well, but seem to think it is imperative they combine forces as well.  Generally speaking, "enough money" never seems to be concept that crosses rich peoples' minds.

/picked GF up from the concert in Seattle last night and remembered seeing this headline
//she said it was almost distracting how much they seemed to be avoiding each other on stage
 
2014-07-31 01:55:54 PM  
"Drunk in Love" is the worst song I've ever heard.
 
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