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2014-07-30 11:52:00 AM  
My god there are stupid people out there. You want PIE, um no.
 
2014-07-30 12:11:15 PM  
Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1
 
2014-07-30 01:08:20 PM  
That's hot.
 
2014-07-30 01:10:25 PM  
Online daters are falling prey to a sextortion scam that bilks them out of explicit snapshots and cash

So something similar to TF?
 
2014-07-30 01:10:32 PM  
Jokes on them I have no shame.
 
2014-07-30 01:11:12 PM  
I am getting pretty farking sick of these cutesy portmanteaus.

farking children.  Knock it off.
 
2014-07-30 01:11:17 PM  
Carlos Danger strikes again.
 
2014-07-30 01:11:52 PM  

Ennuipoet: Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1


You don't spend a lot of time in TFD, do you?
 
2014-07-30 01:12:12 PM  
This is not what I expected it to be. Was hoping for more contortion and less extortion.
 
2014-07-30 01:14:26 PM  
Any pic of my penis is a minor offense and I'm let off with just a verbal warning. A verbal warning by the desk sergeant choked with laughter in front of the whole night shift.
 
2014-07-30 01:14:39 PM  

Ennuipoet: Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1


But I thought that's what girls like?
 
2014-07-30 01:14:47 PM  
 
2014-07-30 01:16:14 PM  
If you Farkettes refuse to send naked pics of yourself to my email IMMEDIATELY, I will out you, your Fark handle and all your posts to your husbands, family and friends.
 
2014-07-30 01:18:40 PM  
Anyone who believes that they can avoid criminal prosecution by paying a fee* deserves to lose his money.

*Bankers and CEOs notwithstanding.
 
2014-07-30 01:19:02 PM  

MooseBayou: I am getting pretty farking sick of these cutesy portmanteaus.

farking children.  Knock it off.


I'm looking forward to sextended stay hotels, sexternal hard drives, Sextreme Doritos, and Special Sexport beer.
 
2014-07-30 01:19:48 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Carlos Danger strikes again.


38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-30 01:19:50 PM  

MooseBayou: I am getting pretty farking sick of these cutesy portmanteaus.

farking children.  Knock it off.


You sound sexasperated.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:05 PM  
Blackmail?

I prefer extortion, the X makes it sound sexy.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:33 PM  
Reminds me of when I got a call early one morning from an agent at the Federal Security Agency (FSO) and I'm pretty sure that there is no agency by that name. He was going on about the patriot act and the powers that it gave him when I hung up. He called back three times but I never answered. Now if he called later in the day I would have farked with him big time, but he woke me up and pissed me off.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:33 PM  
HEY EVERYONE......HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY JUNK


www.advancejunkremoval.com


and this one too!!!

i01.i.aliimg.com

/have at it biatches.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:38 PM  

dualplains: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Carlos Danger strikes again.

[38.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-30 01:21:40 PM  

Rapmaster2000: MooseBayou: I am getting pretty farking sick of these cutesy portmanteaus.

farking children.  Knock it off.

I'm looking forward to sextended stay hotels, sexternal hard drives, Sextreme Doritos, and Special Sexport beer.


I was kind of looking forward to the Sextra Special Episode of Blossom that never happened.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:44 PM  
Heh, the spokesperson's name is "Concepcion". That tickles my funny bone
 
2014-07-30 01:22:04 PM  
i.ytimg.com

real sextortion
 
2014-07-30 01:22:24 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-07-30 01:22:26 PM  
and someone out there fell for this and pain money???

I think that may have been a stupid tax.
 
2014-07-30 01:23:02 PM  

monoski: and someone out there fell for this and pain paid money???

I think that may have been a stupid tax.


FTFM
 
2014-07-30 01:23:08 PM  

Ennuipoet: Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1


When your kids ask about the old days when they still had BIE tell them Ennuipoet killed them.
 
2014-07-30 01:23:15 PM  

MooseBayou: Snapchat photos - NSFW
https://www.google.com/search?q=snapchat+%2B+naked&source=lnms&tbm=i sc h&sa=X&ei=eifZU9PRGsqg8QHFi4HACA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1199&bih=610#q=sn apchat+%2B+naked+%2B+girls&tbm=isch&facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=4byRKpAHxqk nOM%253A%3B9b9jdKTwzMP_-M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fd2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfro nt.net%252Fimage_cache%252F1382027693379367.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi mgfave.com%252Fview%252F4074237%3B447%3B596

Is this what they're talking about?


www.radass.com

Sooo....yes?
 
2014-07-30 01:24:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: MooseBayou: I am getting pretty farking sick of these cutesy portmanteaus.

farking children.  Knock it off.

I'm looking forward to sextended stay hotels, sexternal hard drives, Sextreme Doritos, and Special Sexport beer.


I always regret having special sexport the next morning.
 
2014-07-30 01:25:04 PM  

MooseBayou: Snapchat photos - NSFW

Is this what they're talking about?


My life is so boring...
 
2014-07-30 01:25:05 PM  
Ladies, I promise never to extort you for money. Send them naked pictures over to me in total confidence.
 
2014-07-30 01:25:51 PM  

blatz514: Ennuipoet: Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1

You don't spend a lot of time in TFD, do you?


I try not to, so many Violations of Rule #1

kicksmile: Ennuipoet: Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1

But I thought that's what girls like?


If they do, they can take it themselves.  Preferably on a high end DSLR with lovely bokeh.
 
2014-07-30 01:27:27 PM  
Pshaw. I've had WIP for years and I've actually gotten 5 bucks here and there.
 
2014-07-30 01:30:07 PM  
I bet you could, as a female, go on Ashley Madison, hook up with a guy, video tape the encounter, and threaten to send it video to his wife.

Hell, you could make a lot of money that way.
What would the penalty for that be? I bet if you kept the amount per victim reasonably low (couple thousand) the risk of losing the wife would keep most men from going to the cops.
 
2014-07-30 01:33:45 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: My god there are stupid people out there. You want PIE, um no.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-30 01:34:14 PM  

monoski: and someone out there fell for this and pain money???

I think that may have been a stupid tax.


And wallet inspectors, it can also be about job creation.
 
2014-07-30 01:34:19 PM  

jst3p: I bet you could, as a female, go on Ashley Madison, hook up with a guy, video tape the encounter, and threaten to send it video to his wife.

Hell, you could make a lot of money that way.
What would the penalty for that be? I bet if you kept the amount per victim reasonably low (couple thousand) the risk of losing the wife would keep most men from going to the cops.


That would all depend on the penalty for getting caught, since it would only take one guy not caring if his wife found out what he was doing (or she already knew and didn't care) for that plan to go south quick.
 
2014-07-30 01:36:23 PM  

wxboy: jst3p: I bet you could, as a female, go on Ashley Madison, hook up with a guy, video tape the encounter, and threaten to send it video to his wife.

Hell, you could make a lot of money that way.
What would the penalty for that be? I bet if you kept the amount per victim reasonably low (couple thousand) the risk of losing the wife would keep most men from going to the cops.

That would all depend on the penalty for getting caught, since it would only take one guy not caring if his wife found out what he was doing (or she already knew and didn't care) for that plan to go south quick.


Yeah, that would have to be considered in the risk/reward analysis.
 
2014-07-30 01:39:22 PM  
Sex contortionists, you say? Why, this *is* relevant to my interests!
 
2014-07-30 01:41:51 PM  
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-30 01:42:22 PM  

ChipNASA: HEY EVERYONE......HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY JUNK


[www.advancejunkremoval.com image 850x637]


and this one too!!!

[i01.i.aliimg.com image 800x746]

/have at it biatches.


Bwahahah.  Thanks!
 
2014-07-30 01:42:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: MooseBayou: I am getting pretty farking sick of these cutesy portmanteaus.

farking children.  Knock it off.

I'm looking forward to sextended stay hotels, sexternal hard drives, Sextreme Doritos, and Special Sexport beer.


OK, you've convinced me.
 
2014-07-30 01:43:00 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Sextreme Doritos


I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

/woo taco night!
 
2014-07-30 01:43:00 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

"Sextortionists, you say? Bring one to my Lovenasium immediately."
 
2014-07-30 01:43:08 PM  

monoski: and someone out there fell for this and pain money???

I think that may have been a stupid tax.


pain money into the stupid tax box please
 
2014-07-30 01:43:46 PM  

jst3p: I bet you could, as a female, go on Ashley Madison, hook up with a guy, video tape the encounter, and threaten to send it video to his wife.

Hell, you could make a lot of money that way.
What would the penalty for that be? I bet if you kept the amount per victim reasonably low (couple thousand) the risk of losing the wife would keep most men from going to the cops.


A girl around here did that very thing (albeit Craigslist) and got 10 years with 7 suspended....
 
2014-07-30 01:47:01 PM  
No law enforcement agency will ever contact you by telephone to demand money or any other form of payment.


i.imgur.com

theexpiredmeter.com


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-07-30 01:49:56 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: jst3p: I bet you could, as a female, go on Ashley Madison, hook up with a guy, video tape the encounter, and threaten to send it video to his wife.

Hell, you could make a lot of money that way.
What would the penalty for that be? I bet if you kept the amount per victim reasonably low (couple thousand) the risk of losing the wife would keep most men from going to the cops.

A girl around here did that very thing (albeit Craigslist) and got 10 years with 7 suspended....


Damn, every great idea I have has been done already.


Maybe not such a good idea. Apparently for some men $260 is the line where if you ask for more they will say "fark it" come out of the closet to their family and break off their engagement.

http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-say-ma n- used-craigslist-for-sex-extortion/article_1dfcbd28-417a-5e7c-a89c-65e8 948490c2.html
 
2014-07-30 01:50:15 PM  

Cheron: Ennuipoet: Rule #1
Do not, under any circumstance, no matter WHAT they tell you, send photos of your junk to anyone.

Rule #2
There are no exceptions to Rule #1

When your kids ask about the old days when they still had BIE tell them Ennuipoet killed them.


Boobies are NOT junk.  Boobies are objects of breath taking beauty, junk is just picture of some guy's dong...and there ain't nothing pretty about that!
 
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