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(Major League Baseball)   Olympic figure skating pair throw out Tampa Bay Rays first pitch in gold medal style   (wapc.mlb.com ) divider line
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2014-07-30 03:29:53 PM  
She threw the ball, but he was the one wearing the glove.
 
2014-07-30 04:30:23 PM  
I'd like to shake smell that guys hand.
 
2014-07-30 04:43:09 PM  
mediadownloads.mlb.com

And this is why male figure skaters have to be gay. They'd be too distracted, otherwise...

And once again, a farking GIF. I swear to god, if I ever meet the person that started this whole "GIFs, GIFs everywhere", I'm gonna sign the asshole up for the WND mailing list.
 
2014-07-30 04:51:35 PM  
Jesus, how many threads do we need on people throwing out first pitches?
 
2014-07-30 04:54:30 PM  

Mikey1969: And this is why male figure skaters have to be gay. They'd be too distracted, otherwise...


Not all, but a lot.  I heard Michael Weiss tell a hysterical story about how all women assumed he was gay and wanted to turn him straight.  That guy got more American tail than Fivel.
 
2014-07-30 05:03:34 PM  
Still better than Mike Minor...
 
2014-07-30 05:08:20 PM  
Ah, the ufias pitch.  Don't see that one very often so it's surprising when it falls in there for a strike.
 
2014-07-30 05:33:19 PM  

lifeboat: Ah, the ufias pitch.  Don't see that one very often so it's surprising when it falls in there for a strike.


It's a Fark urban legend, only comes out on the seventh blue moon of the seventh sun.
 
2014-07-30 05:35:44 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Jesus, how many threads do we need on people throwing out first pitches?


AS MANY AS IT TAKES!
 
2014-07-30 05:52:18 PM  
So it's come to THIS.....
 
2014-07-30 06:04:12 PM  
Now THAT is a sinker!
 
2014-07-30 06:16:18 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I'd like to shake smell that guys hand.


I was a college cheerleader. You know nothing.
 
2014-07-30 06:27:46 PM  

Mikey1969: And once again, a farking GIF. I swear to god, if I ever meet the person that started this whole "GIFs, GIFs everywhere", I'm gonna sign the asshole up for the WND mailing list.


Given the state of online videos (pre-roll ads, reloading when any control is hit, lack of controls, buffering, etc) I appreciate it when there's a .gif.

However, I didn't watch this one, because

Hoopy Frood: Jesus, how many threads do we need on people throwing out first pitches?


Is this really the most exciting thing to happen in baseball? MLB.com probably has five "Must C" videos from today that are better.

/off to "c"
 
2014-07-30 06:45:25 PM  
is he using his WHOLE fist??
 
2014-07-30 06:54:13 PM  

phantomht: is he using his WHOLE fist??


Yes. He has his fist in the hole.
 
2014-07-30 07:10:27 PM  

skrame: Mikey1969: And once again, a farking GIF. I swear to god, if I ever meet the person that started this whole "GIFs, GIFs everywhere", I'm gonna sign the asshole up for the WND mailing list.

Given the state of online videos (pre-roll ads, reloading when any control is hit, lack of controls, buffering, etc) I appreciate it when there's a .gif.

However, I didn't watch this one, because

Hoopy Frood: Jesus, how many threads do we need on people throwing out first pitches?

Is this really the most exciting thing to happen in baseball? MLB.com probably has five "Must C" videos from today that are better.

/off to "c"


I'm picking up what you're laying down...

It's the second and a half of constantly repeating content that drives me crazy. Especially if there is an actual article accompanying the GIF. It's really bad when there is a GIF, something to read, another GIF, something else to read, and so on. Makes me stabby.

Definitely better than a 30 second ad, loading the page in 3 different browsers to find one that works, and then 30 seconds of buffering, just to find out that it's a 10 second video with 8 seconds of the ground or the camera guys left arm...
 
2014-07-30 07:57:19 PM  

Mikey1969: [mediadownloads.mlb.com image 640x360]

And this is why male figure skaters have to be gay. They'd be too distracted, otherwise...

And once again, a farking GIF. I swear to god, if I ever meet the person that started this whole "GIFs, GIFs everywhere", I'm gonna sign the asshole up for the WND mailing list.


i291.photobucket.com

/snark
 
2014-07-30 10:40:42 PM  

foo monkey: Mikey1969: And this is why male figure skaters have to be gay. They'd be too distracted, otherwise...

Not all, but a lot.  I heard Michael Weiss tell a hysterical story about how all women assumed he was gay and wanted to turn him straight.  That guy got more American tail than Fivel.


I have a few 'effeminate' heterosexual  artist friends that get a ton of tail for the same reason.
 
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