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(MLive.com)   Just another day in Michigan - Joggers by the lake, kids in the park, an armed man high on acid at a pizza place wearing only a towel   (mlive.com) divider line 36
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2014-07-30 07:55:16 AM  
There's a frood who really who really knows where his towel is!
 
2014-07-30 08:20:07 AM  
Did he tell people that they had to speak up?
 
2014-07-30 08:44:09 AM  
...a man selling ice cream...singing Italian songs.
 
2014-07-30 10:10:48 AM  
Sanford commended his officer for doing an "excellent job in handling this potentially very dangerous situation."

He said the officer used "his training and common sense to deescalate this situation very quickly."


Well.....this is refreshing.
 
2014-07-30 10:22:20 AM  
Michigan tag?
 
2014-07-30 10:48:39 AM  

brap: ...a man selling ice cream...singing Italian songs.


Fourth of July was a few weeks ago.
 
2014-07-30 10:49:27 AM  
was arrested Saturday after firing a weapon outside Happy's Pizza.

www.grouchoreviews.com
 
2014-07-30 11:32:54 AM  
But why was the pizza place wearing only a towel?
 
2014-07-30 11:34:53 AM  

Morchella: But why was the pizza place wearing only a towel?


THIS!
 
2014-07-30 11:46:18 AM  

xanadian: Did he tell people that they had to speak up?


Awww, I wanted to say that :(

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2014-07-30 11:47:26 AM  
This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.
 
2014-07-30 11:47:28 AM  

Sybarite: There's a frood who really who really knows where his towel is!


Came for this, but hoopy.
 
2014-07-30 11:47:56 AM  
I thought the people there didn't take their trips on LSD.

Oops, that's Muskogee, not Muskegon.
 
2014-07-30 11:48:29 AM  
I grew up in MI, and every so often there would be some good acid that would come through. This sounds like one of those times.
 
2014-07-30 11:50:26 AM  
Done in one

This is why I love all of Fark
 
2014-07-30 11:53:48 AM  
Just a man trying to feed his kids.
 
2014-07-30 12:03:31 PM  

Morchella: But why was the pizza place wearing only a towel?


The brown anchovies are not specifically too good.
 
2014-07-30 12:04:57 PM  
Was it a trippy towel?
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2014-07-30 12:06:16 PM  
I had no idea Ted Nugent liked pizza.
 
2014-07-30 12:15:39 PM  
Never ceases to amaze me that no matter how many times incidents like this happen to white people, they somehow get brought in alive whereas black men always wind up dead.
 
2014-07-30 12:23:28 PM  
jentalkstoomuch.com
 
2014-07-30 12:26:57 PM  

Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.


Muskegon isn't quaint. You want quaint, go anywhere north of there. South of there is also nice. Basically any direction from Muskegon is an improvement.
 
2014-07-30 12:29:45 PM  
What I wanna know is who the fark wants food while they're on acid!?!
 
2014-07-30 12:35:18 PM  

Im_Gumby: Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.

Muskegon isn't quaint. You want quaint, go anywhere north of there. South of there is also nice. Basically any direction from Muskegon is an improvement.


Buster Keaton liked it, so it can't be all bad.
 
2014-07-30 12:51:02 PM  
 Is Michigan in Florida?
 
2014-07-30 12:59:02 PM  

cleveoh: Im_Gumby: Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.

Muskegon isn't quaint. You want quaint, go anywhere north of there. South of there is also nice. Basically any direction from Muskegon is an improvement.

Buster Keaton liked it, so it can't be all bad.


Well, no, it's not ALL bad. But not someplace I'd be looking to go out of my way to visit on vacation.
 
2014-07-30 01:17:38 PM  

Hermione_Granger: Never ceases to amaze me that no matter how many times incidents like this happen to white people, they somehow get brought in alive whereas black men always wind up dead.


You'd fail the Cop Entry Test.
 
2014-07-30 01:51:06 PM  
Just another responsible gun owner.  Nothing to see here.
 
2014-07-30 02:02:51 PM  
Wanna get high?

Don't forget to bring a towel!
 
2014-07-30 02:36:42 PM  
I blame Obama. This sort of thing never happened before 2008.
 
2014-07-30 04:02:14 PM  

Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.


You're visiting Muskegon Township?  Why the hell would anyone do that?  I've lived there.  Stay along the lakeshore and out of Muskegon Heights and Muskegon Township and you'll be fine (in fact, head north about 25 minutes to White Lake).
 
2014-07-30 04:13:28 PM  

msrbley: Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.

You're visiting Muskegon Township?  Why the hell would anyone do that?  I've lived there.  Stay along the lakeshore and out of Muskegon Heights and Muskegon Township and you'll be fine (in fact, head north about 25 minutes to White Lake).


I tried to warn him...
 
2014-07-30 04:51:46 PM  

Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.


I live here. Be sure to stop by Fricano's for great pizza, G&L for great chili dogs, and Unruly Brewing Company for great beer (local, regional, and national)
 
2014-07-30 05:19:00 PM  

zekeburger: Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.

I live here. Be sure to stop by Fricano's for great pizza, G&L for great chili dogs, and Unruly Brewing Company for great beer (local, regional, and national)


Mia & Grace is awesome.
/Pork Belly Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich FTW!
 
2014-07-30 10:30:26 PM  

Fark-N-Noodle: This quaint little township is on my list of places to visit next week on my gold coast vacation, will be taking the camera with me for sure, but not any acid.


Stop by Sawyer, exit 12 on I-94. Hit Grand Mere afterwards, exit 22.

/SWMI resident
 
2014-07-31 06:36:22 PM  
It now appears Michigan is infected with the same kind of stupidity that has afflicted Florida and
Texas for years.  (Considering that so many people from Michigan have moved to Florida and
Texas....the people move south, the idiocy moves back north.  Oh snap.)
 
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