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(The Blemish)   We've all fantasized about it but Orlando Bloom actually did it. He almost punched Justin Bieber   (theblemish.com) divider line 78
    More: Hero, Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber, punches, Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr, Ibiza, Cipriani  
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2014-07-30 08:08:08 AM  
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2014-07-30 08:19:31 AM  
I don't *almost* fantasize about punching the Beeb.  Much like I don't *almost* take a shiat in the morning. Or that I don't *almost* press the Add Comment button when I want to put my brain dump on Fark.  I farking DO IT.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 08:31:45 AM  
Isn't a Bieber a rodent that likes to gnaw on wood?
 
2014-07-30 08:58:15 AM  

vpb: Isn't a Bieber a rodent that likes to gnaw on wood?


We'd prefer it if he didn't use the teeth.
 
2014-07-30 09:51:29 AM  
How do you "almost" punch someone?
 
2014-07-30 09:55:25 AM  
Catfight!
 
2014-07-30 10:04:59 AM  
So Beiber is allegedly pissed cos Bloomers allegedly shagged Selena Gomez and Bloomers is allegedly pissed cos Beiber allegedly nailed Miranda Kerr?

I have no absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story at all.
 
2014-07-30 10:07:38 AM  
So Legolas almost punched Gollum?
 
2014-07-30 10:34:20 AM  
Nice try, Orlando, but Nathan Filion did it far, far better.
 
2014-07-30 11:09:23 AM  
Girls, girls, calm down. You're both colossal douchebags.
 
2014-07-30 11:39:05 AM  

whistleridge: Nice try, Orlando, but Nathan Filion did it far, far better.


doesnt he always?
 
2014-07-30 11:39:18 AM  
Horseshoes. Hand grenades. Bloom.
 
2014-07-30 11:39:34 AM  

quatchi: So Beiber is allegedly pissed cos Bloomers allegedly shagged Selena Gomez and Bloomers is allegedly pissed cos Beiber allegedly nailed Miranda Kerr?

I have no absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story at all.


I have sympathy for Ms. Gomez and Ms. Kerr, and I think they should be bathed and sent to my quarters so that I may comfort them.
 
2014-07-30 11:40:17 AM  
No 1 Kerr
 
2014-07-30 11:44:08 AM  

quatchi: So Beiber is allegedly pissed cos Bloomers allegedly shagged Selena Gomez and Bloomers is allegedly pissed cos Beiber allegedly nailed Miranda Kerr?

I have no absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story at all.


...and Miranda Kerr just became much less attractive.
 
2014-07-30 11:44:58 AM  
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"You would die before your stroke fell."
 
2014-07-30 11:45:10 AM  
Douchebag almost punches douchebag.


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2014-07-30 11:47:44 AM  

quatchi: So Beiber is allegedly pissed cos Bloomers allegedly shagged Selena Gomez and Bloomers is allegedly pissed cos Beiber allegedly nailed Miranda Kerr?

I have no absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story at all.


I don't know, it sorta makes me feel bad for Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr.
 
2014-07-30 11:58:32 AM  
I'd expect a brawl between those two would resemble Mr Glass rolling down a flight of stairs.
 
2014-07-30 12:01:37 PM  
awe.. I have never really cared for Orlando Bloom - but now I think I might care a little more...
Punching Bieber is Number 1 on my bucket list!!  #2 being punching Tom Cruise!
 
2014-07-30 12:02:38 PM  

clkeagle: ...and Miranda Kerr just became much less attractive.


I don't know about less attractive, but that's a head-scratcher, if true. Jesus, Miranda, you can literally have any guy you want and you'd even waste the 15 minutes for a drunken hook-up with a skinny dweeb 10 years your junior? Really?
 
2014-07-30 12:04:31 PM  
Orlando Bloom you are a grown-ass man. Why are you getting into pissing contests with a 20 year old?  Everybody hates 20 year olds.
 
2014-07-30 12:07:47 PM  
Fantastic. I just made this for unknown purposes. And now my purpose is here.

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Actual photo from after the scandalous incident!!
 
2014-07-30 12:08:32 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: How do you "almost" punch someone?


Same way I'll almost f*ck Scarlett Johansson if I see her in person.
 
2014-07-30 12:10:12 PM  
My favorite was when the entire audience clapped as Bieber left.

I admit I don't follow either, but I don't recall other stories of Orlando randomly punching people. A few stories about Bieber being a jerk though.

He probably deserved it.

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2014-07-30 12:14:53 PM  
I'm not a huge fan of Orlando Bloom when he has rounded ears, but he's moved up a few notches in my estimation.

/About half of the notches he would have if the punch had landed
//I suspect ol' Biebs has a glass jaw
 
2014-07-30 12:29:14 PM  
For those who would enjoy seeing Bieber get beaten with a belt:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber
 
2014-07-30 12:48:20 PM  
Is Stephen A. Smith going to comment about this attempted punch of a woman?
 
2014-07-30 12:54:29 PM  

Sybarite: [media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Done in one.
 
2014-07-30 01:03:23 PM  
Put them in their panties and give them a couple of pillows.
 
2014-07-30 01:05:34 PM  
Orlando Bloom just became less attractive.
Just how embarrassing is it, when your gf moves on to Justin Bieber?
 
2014-07-30 01:07:14 PM  
I have nothing against Bloom, but I won't be satisfied until that little coont is left a bloody mess
 
2014-07-30 01:15:42 PM  
Kick his ass, Legolas.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:56 PM  
Does this mean I don't hate Orlando Bloom?
 
2014-07-30 01:24:36 PM  
"Almost" only counts for horseshoes and hand grenades
 
2014-07-30 01:25:06 PM  

zenobia: Orlando Bloom just became less attractive.
Just how embarrassing is it, when your gf moves on to Justin Bieber?


It tells me that he dumped her and she's not happy, and this is how she gets back.
/and leads me to believe she also has dada issues.
 
2014-07-30 01:28:54 PM  

Mangoose: Does this mean I don't hate Orlando Bloom?


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He's nailed both of these. He does not care if we hate him.
 
2014-07-30 01:29:06 PM  

barkingatthemoon: awe.. I have never really cared for Orlando Bloom - but now I think I might care a little more...
Punching Bieber is Number 1 on my bucket list!!  #2 being punching Tom Cruise!


Punching? As in tongue punching their fartboxes?

/NTTAWWT
//well, maybe not
///ok, it's wrong
 
2014-07-30 01:29:34 PM  
Damn, I did not realize those pics were so large.
 
2014-07-30 01:32:41 PM  

shut_it_down: quatchi: So Beiber is allegedly pissed cos Bloomers allegedly shagged Selena Gomez and Bloomers is allegedly pissed cos Beiber allegedly nailed Miranda Kerr?

I have no absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story at all.

I don't know, it sorta makes me feel bad for Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr.


They knew what they were getting into was getting into them.
 
2014-07-30 01:39:40 PM  
He actually almost did something? Wow, remarkable
 
2014-07-30 01:43:29 PM  
Wow, Beibs! When "Stephanie the Elf" is less girly than you in a fight, it's time to hang it up
 
2014-07-30 01:46:57 PM  

LeroyBourne: /and leads me to believe she also has dada issues.


Did she scribble "Ceci n'est pas une douche" on Beiber's back?
 
2014-07-30 02:00:56 PM  
Came here checking for this and hoping that it had a hero tag. Leaving happy. Only thing that I would have done differently was I would have egged him on a little so that his bodyguards would have let him go.
 
2014-07-30 02:05:56 PM  
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It still only counts as none.
 
2014-07-30 02:10:15 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Damn, I did not realize those pics were so large.


"Large" has never gone with "Selena Gomez" or "Miranda Kerr"
 
2014-07-30 02:38:36 PM  

zenobia: Orlando Bloom just became less attractive.
Just how embarrassing is it, when your gf moves on to Justin Bieber?


How is a man less attractive because his woman has shiatty taste?

/wait, don't answer that.
 
2014-07-30 02:40:19 PM  
"If you find Kerr attractive you are a closet pedo" threadjack in
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2014-07-30 02:41:40 PM  

Felgraf: Ceci n'est pas une douche


Peut-etre 'ceci n'est pas un enfant'? Ou 'petit pénis'?
 
2014-07-30 02:43:47 PM  

clkeagle: quatchi: So Beiber is allegedly pissed cos Bloomers allegedly shagged Selena Gomez and Bloomers is allegedly pissed cos Beiber allegedly nailed Miranda Kerr?

I have no absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story at all.

...and Miranda Kerr just became much less attractive.


Look at it like this she makes bad choices in men so it is possible that she could date a farker one day.


And Orlando should know better than to hit a girl isnt it in the pirate code?
 
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