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(The Atlantic)   Doctor hopes to definitively answer that age-old question, "how do you have sex with a little person?"   (theatlantic.com) divider line 55
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2014-07-30 04:33:24 AM
Plenty of tutorials online, apparently.
 
2014-07-30 07:07:43 AM
I've had it up to here with dwarf sex.
 
2014-07-30 09:09:28 AM
With reckless abandon.

It's not like they're people or anything.
 
2014-07-30 09:10:17 AM
"None of your goddamn business."

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2014-07-30 09:10:48 AM
img.fark.net

Once ye go black, ye ne'er go back

Arrr.
 
2014-07-30 09:13:53 AM
You use your genitals.
 
2014-07-30 09:14:18 AM

cryinoutloud: "None of your goddamn business."

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I see the Peter Dinklage / Tyrian Lannister reference has been handled, so I'll be on my way.
 
2014-07-30 09:17:29 AM

Big Beef Burrito: Once ye go black, ye ne'er go back

Arrr.


What is that?

I can't place that drowing.
 
2014-07-30 09:18:35 AM
They hope to have the answer shortly.
 
2014-07-30 09:19:26 AM
I am pretty sure this should be on the entertainment tab....

/Or is it just the sites I visit......
 
2014-07-30 09:21:11 AM
Dinklage is a sexy, sexy man.
 
2014-07-30 09:22:00 AM
Never thought about it, but your mom on the other hand...
 
2014-07-30 09:22:16 AM
Instead of going in and out,
you go in and out.
 
2014-07-30 09:25:08 AM
Having sex with a little person is pretty easy. You just feed them a mushroom and let them power up.

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2014-07-30 09:34:49 AM

lake_huron: Big Beef Burrito: Once ye go black, ye ne'er go back

Arrr.

What is that?

I can't place that drowing.


I'm staring at this question, wondering if it's serious, or a pun.

A duergar dwarf.
 
2014-07-30 09:35:32 AM
Spinner.
 
2014-07-30 09:38:21 AM
Well, if you're a normal size man farking a midget woman you lay on your back and have her climb on your junk and do a split. You grab her legs and spin her around like a top.
 
2014-07-30 09:40:24 AM
That article was much more interesting than I thought it would be.
 
2014-07-30 09:44:13 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well, if you're a normal size man farking a midget woman you lay on your back and have her climb on your junk and do a split. You grab her legs and spin her around like a top.


Do you also have her stick her arms out and go "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and pretend you're a helicopter?
 
2014-07-30 09:53:20 AM
My girlfriend is a dwarf. I'm nuts over her.
 
2014-07-30 09:55:58 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well, if you're a normal size man farking a midget woman you lay on your back and have her climb on your junk and do a split. You grab her legs and spin her around like a top.

Do you also have her stick her arms out and go "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and pretend you're a helicopter?


You can. you can also do a complex one where you lay facedown in a hammock and she does a split while doing a headstand and sticks her arms out while you spin her. I call it the lawn mower.

brap: That article was much more interesting than I thought it would be.


Yeah, I finally decided to actually read TFA and I had no idea little people had those kind of issues.
 
2014-07-30 09:59:45 AM

Elegy: Having sex with a little person is pretty easy. You just feed them a mushroom and let them power up.
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Fascinating. I'll take both of them. Now, do you have those mushrooms that make me 25 again?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 10:00:37 AM
Roll d20 vs. Charisma, I think. It's been a while.
 
2014-07-30 10:01:29 AM
I've seen Bridget. I'd like her to go up on me.
 
2014-07-30 10:01:57 AM
I can't fap to a female with a beard.
 
2014-07-30 10:02:01 AM
Would like a word:

img.spokeo.com

i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-07-30 10:02:45 AM
That was an interesting article.  Never thought about it before.  It's almost as if little people are real and have lives and issues and desires and . . . .
 
2014-07-30 10:05:27 AM
So. Apparently 20% of little people can't reach their own genitals.
 
2014-07-30 10:07:46 AM
I am guessing the author discovered Motherless.
 
2014-07-30 10:14:46 AM
Once you go short, there is no retort...?
 
2014-07-30 10:15:16 AM
amradaronline.files.wordpress.com

"Not that differently than having sex with a child"
 
2014-07-30 10:15:45 AM

Muta: I am guessing the author discovered Motherless.


I used to think /b/ was the worst hive of scum and villainy on the internet. Then I discovered motherless.com.
There is some seriously farked up shiat there.
 
2014-07-30 10:22:57 AM
My question was "How do you not have sex with a dwarf?" Stupid doctor.
 
2014-07-30 10:23:08 AM
There are at least seven ways.  Happy, Grumpy, Dopey...
 
2014-07-30 10:41:37 AM
I've seen several....

I mean, I've done a lot of research on the subject and it doesn't appear to be too difficult.  I'll continue my studies and report back when I have enough data.
 
2014-07-30 10:47:27 AM

cryinoutloud: Elegy: Having sex with a little person is pretty easy. You just feed them a mushroom and let them power up.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 314x400]

Fascinating. I'll take both of them. Now, do you have those mushrooms that make me 25 again?


You need to find a 1up for that.

/the feather makes you into a furry, though, so you might want to be wary.
 
2014-07-30 10:55:19 AM
A little long, but it was an interesting article.  It has crossed my mind in the past that it must be difficult for a little person and an average-sized person to have sex, nice to see that this group has worked so hard to create some groups and reference materials to help the community.
 
2014-07-30 11:53:08 AM
With gusto.
 
2014-07-30 11:57:41 AM
Not *quite* as bad, but I'm overly-tall and I used to date a girl who was 15" shorter and half my weight. Certain positions were... ummm... difficult.

Even funnier would be my uncle. He was 6'8" in his prime and married a woman who was 4'11". Their wedding dance probably looked hilarious.
 
2014-07-30 11:58:53 AM
I DRTFA, but I suspect the answer is "lots of pillows."
 
2014-07-30 12:20:23 PM
Put her on you lap and spin her.
 
2014-07-30 12:31:42 PM
Behind the tilt-a-whirl so they can go back to work afterwards
 
2014-07-30 01:00:49 PM
i'm commenting because i know this article was originally posted with Dwarf and has subsequently been changed to Little Person.

Dwarf and Dwarfism are the medically accurate descriptions/diagnoses. I understand the impetus for changing, but the person who had their panties in a twist and probably demanded the change should do a little research.
 
2014-07-30 01:02:32 PM
Vern Troyer Sex Tape.

Watch and be amazed.
 
2014-07-30 01:50:50 PM

strawberrylaundry: i'm commenting because i know this article was originally posted with Dwarf and has subsequently been changed to Little Person.

Dwarf and Dwarfism are the medically accurate descriptions/diagnoses. I understand the impetus for changing, but the person who had their panties in a twist and probably demanded the change should do a little research.


Political correctness is ridiculous. Case in point: "retarded". It means "slowed". But apparently, that is a dirty word. So it became mentally handicapped. Which is now a dirty phrase. So then it became mentally handicapped, differently-abled, intellectually challenged, mentally challenged, cognitively impaired, and now "developmentally delayed". As in "slowed". As in the exact definition of retarded.
 
2014-07-30 03:08:59 PM

strawberrylaundry: i'm commenting because i know this article was originally posted with Dwarf and has subsequently been changed to Little Person.

Dwarf and Dwarfism are the medically accurate descriptions/diagnoses. I understand the impetus for changing, but the person who had their panties in a twist and probably demanded the change should do a little research.


Worst of all, it makes my black dwarf joke completely nonsensical now!

Not that it was that great anyways, but come on.
 
2014-07-30 03:09:55 PM
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-30 03:22:11 PM
And there goes my joke too. Is one of the Fark admins a miniature person?

If you can call them people.

Everybody with me now,

Short people got no reason...
 
2014-07-30 03:29:39 PM
Dwarf dwarf dwarf dwarf Worf dwarf dwarf.
 
2014-07-30 05:47:01 PM
I think Bridget Powers has pretty much solved any of those issues to my satisfaction.

/Look her up.
//NSFW.
///Even her interviews.
 
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