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(Mother Nature Network)   We're not saying Tara Reid is dumb, but she does believe a sharknado could happen in real life. "Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado"   (mnn.com ) divider line
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2014-07-30 02:26:17 AM  
Okay, I'll say it, then: Tara Reid is dumb.
 
2014-07-30 02:50:07 AM  
I really don't want to oversell this, but if you miss Sharknado 2, you will probably miss the best television event of the year. If you miss it, you do so at your own peril.

Last year's thread was out of control. Read it.

I remember not being able to type because I was laughing so hard. Movies don't get worse than this. Please be there.
 
2014-07-30 04:34:51 AM  
Again? How many times can an old story be submitted?
 
2014-07-30 06:49:59 AM  
I'll concede it's hypothetically possible that marine life could become trapped when a waterspout forms, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't survive.

Or maybe I've just been up all night and I should probably try to get a few hours of sleep.
 
2014-07-30 08:08:11 AM  
/// Because no tornado ever has lifted livestock or fish and displaced them.
 
2014-07-30 08:38:51 AM  
There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.
 
2014-07-30 09:00:43 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.


And while you slept, they became,...  Solid.
 
2014-07-30 09:01:32 AM  
Yes, a water spout could suck up a shark, if the water spout was of sufficient size and the shark was small enough for that size.

But once the shark gets out of the water spout it's not going to be all bitey. It's going to be all, "hey, where the fark did the water go?!"
 
2014-07-30 09:04:41 AM  
Look, Tara Reid is dumb.  I get it.  And I'm ok with that.  I don't want to discuss nuclear physics with her.  I just want to fark her.
 
2014-07-30 09:06:15 AM  
Tara Reid is from Wyckoff NJ, which has a fantastic school system. She's either killed a lot of brain cells, or is trolling.
 
2014-07-30 09:08:01 AM  

bulsd: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.

And while you slept, they became,...  Solid.


Great, now Craig Ferguson is here saying that he's my Confidence.
 
2014-07-30 09:10:07 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bulsd: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.

And while you slept, they became,...  Solid.

Great, now Craig Ferguson is here saying that he's my Confidence.


And This Message brought to by the company that brought you Beer Milkshakes!
 
2014-07-30 09:10:40 AM  
Tara honey, just shut up and do some porno, thanks.
 
2014-07-30 09:11:44 AM  
blogs.gossip-tv.gr
 
2014-07-30 09:12:07 AM  
You are right, Tara.  A sharknado is like totally possible and there is only one way to prevent it from happening.  You have to like whistle really loud.  You know how to whistle, right?  You just put your lips together.....and blow.
 
2014-07-30 09:12:49 AM  

Misconduc: Tara honey, just shut up and do some porno, thanks.


Really?  It's not like she's 15 anymore.

/probably just ended up on some watchlist somewhere
 
2014-07-30 09:13:03 AM  
Who is she endorsing in the next presidential election?
 
2014-07-30 09:13:20 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.


I keep thinking about "Good Omens" and the Rain of Frog.
 
2014-07-30 09:14:42 AM  
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale shark had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of the planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale shark, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale shark before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale shark any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't it?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
 
2014-07-30 09:14:48 AM  
no matter how unlikely, I do believe, technically, that it is possible for a tornado to pick up a shark and deposit it over land.

/highly unlikely
//remotely possible
//not a meteorologist in life or on TV
 
2014-07-30 09:15:41 AM  
I like how the article starts out with how dumb she is for thinking a tornado could pick up a shark then goes on to interview a scientist who says it is possible (under extreme circumstances) and then cites historical reference where something similar has has happened (gatornado).
Explain again to me where she is "dumb" for thinking that.....
 
2014-07-30 09:21:44 AM  
Pepperoni Nipples.
 
2014-07-30 09:23:05 AM  

spcMike: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale shark had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of the planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale shark, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale shark before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale shark any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't it?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. S ...


You're no PocketNinja, but you have a passion Ray. Misguided tho it may be, it's still a passion.
 
2014-07-30 09:24:43 AM  
"Look out, gin. Tara's home!"

/hey, the Rifftrax was awesome
 
2014-07-30 09:25:06 AM  
A loss of Lohanian-proportions.

s1.ibtimes.com
 
2014-07-30 09:32:59 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: spcMike: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale shark had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of the planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale shark, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale shark before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale shark any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't it?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. S ...

You're no PocketNinja, but you have a passion Ray. Misguided tho it may be, it's still a passion.


You don't read much, do you?
 
2014-07-30 09:40:24 AM  

spcMike: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale shark had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of the planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale shark, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale shark before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale shark any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't it?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. S ...


Oh no, not again.

\\ very nice
\ somehow I expect the shark would be swearing more . . . not sure why.
 
2014-07-30 09:47:23 AM  
Certainly a tornado could pick up a dead shark. In theory, a waterspout could even pick up live sharks (though the sharks would almost certainly die very quickly). But although I haven't seen either of the Sharknado movies, I get the sense that a "sharknado" is supposed to have live sharks in it, and I don't think that's very likely.
 
2014-07-30 09:52:31 AM  

bulsd: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bulsd: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.

And while you slept, they became,...  Solid.

Great, now Craig Ferguson is here saying that he's my Confidence.

And This Message brought to by the company that brought you Beer Milkshakes!


Where's all the fish?
 
2014-07-30 09:55:49 AM  
girlswithglasses.com

if tara reid is so dumb... then how come she looked so smart in that Uwe Boll movie?
 
2014-07-30 09:58:10 AM  

kbronsito: how come she looked so smart in that Uwe Boll movie?

Your frame of reference perhaps?
 
2014-07-30 10:00:39 AM  

Invincible: bulsd: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bulsd: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was this time in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.

And while you slept, they became,...  Solid.

Great, now Craig Ferguson is here saying that he's my Confidence.

And This Message brought to by the company that brought you Beer Milkshakes!

Where's all the fish?


Somebody Ate Them!
 
2014-07-30 10:02:19 AM  

kbronsito: [girlswithglasses.com image 456x319]

if tara reid is so dumb... then how come she looked so smart in that Uwe Boll movie?


Smartification glasses!
 
2014-07-30 10:10:33 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I really don't want to oversell this, but if you miss Sharknado 2, you will probably miss the best television event of the year. If you miss it, you do so at your own peril.

Last year's thread was out of control. Read it.

I remember not being able to type because I was laughing so hard. Movies don't get worse than this. Please be there.


I'm more excited for the Sharknado 2 Fark thread than Sharknado 2....as all sane people should be.
 
2014-07-30 10:12:26 AM  

Loose_Stool: I like how the article starts out with how dumb she is for thinking a tornado could pick up a shark then goes on to interview a scientist who says it is possible (under extreme circumstances) and then cites historical reference where something similar has has happened (gatornado).
Explain again to me where she is "dumb" for thinking that.....


Right, but the shark would be more deady than bitey. It would be no more threat than any other similar-sized object flying around from a tornado
 
2014-07-30 10:27:29 AM  

machoprogrammer: Loose_Stool: I like how the article starts out with how dumb she is for thinking a tornado could pick up a shark then goes on to interview a scientist who says it is possible (under extreme circumstances) and then cites historical reference where something similar has has happened (gatornado).
Explain again to me where she is "dumb" for thinking that.....

Right, but the shark would be more deady than bitey. It would be no more threat than any other similar-sized object flying around from a tornado


Ever been hit by a dead shark flying at 250 mph? probably more deadly than the bitey ones.
 
2014-07-30 10:30:30 AM  

escherblacksmith: spcMike: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale shark had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of the planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale shark, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale shark before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale shark any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly ...

Oh no, not again.

\\ very nice
\ somehow I expect the shark would be swearing more . . . not sure why.


daysgobyandigrowstronger.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-30 10:30:41 AM  
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
 
2014-07-30 10:35:48 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Okay, I'll say it, then: Tara Reid is dumb.


This; holy crap, Kayden Kross (who's pretty damn smart btw) sounds like Albert Einstein next to Tara.
 
2014-07-30 10:38:08 AM  
Well there are cownados so why not sharknados.
 
2014-07-30 10:40:08 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers:
Last year's thread was out of control. Read it.

It was a Farknado
 
2014-07-30 10:54:22 AM  

kbronsito: [girlswithglasses.com image 456x319]

if tara reid is so dumb... then how come she looked so smart in that Uwe Boll movie?


Because someone else dressed her.
 
2014-07-30 10:55:27 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Yes, a water spout could suck up a shark, if the water spout was of sufficient size and the shark was small enough for that size.

But once the shark gets out of the water spout it's not going to be all bitey. It's going to be all, "hey, where the fark did the water go?!" "Candygram"

 
2014-07-30 11:00:09 AM  

GardenWeasel: Lando Lincoln: Yes, a water spout could suck up a shark, if the water spout was of sufficient size and the shark was small enough for that size.

But once the shark gets out of the water spout it's not going to be all bitey. It's going to be all, "hey, where the fark did the water go?!" "Candygram"


Come to think of it, I kinda wish this aired in the fall so SNL could have "LandSharknado" the same week.
 
2014-07-30 11:00:44 AM  

devilEther: [blogs.gossip-tv.gr image 477x636]


The uncensored version looks like Kuato
 
2014-07-30 11:01:38 AM  

GardenWeasel: GardenWeasel: Lando Lincoln: Yes, a water spout could suck up a shark, if the water spout was of sufficient size and the shark was small enough for that size.

But once the shark gets out of the water spout it's not going to be all bitey. It's going to be all, "hey, where the fark did the water go?!" "Candygram"

Come to think of it, I kinda wish this aired in the fall so SNL could have "LandSharkNado" the same week.


SNL. LSN.

o_O
 
2014-07-30 11:08:08 AM  
Who?
 
2014-07-30 11:17:35 AM  
"Which is crazy," she added. "Not that it - the chances of it are, like, you know, it's like probably 'pigs could fly.' Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado."


Sure they could, Tara. As long as some town in Tornado Alley has an open air aquarium that also has sharks.

Stupid twat, tornadoes happen over land, hurricanes and waterspouts happen over(Ready for this?)--water.
 
2014-07-30 11:21:03 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I really don't want to oversell this, but if you miss Sharknado 2, you will probably miss the best television event of the year. If you miss it, you do so at your own peril.

Last year's thread was out of control. Read it.

I remember not being able to type because I was laughing so hard. Movies don't get worse than this. Please be there.


A mod gave me a month of TF in that thread for something i posted that they thought was funny.

Ill be there for this thread also.
 
2014-07-30 11:22:20 AM  

Mikey1969: "Which is crazy," she added. "Not that it - the chances of it are, like, you know, it's like probably 'pigs could fly.' Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado."


Sure they could, Tara. As long as some town in Tornado Alley has an open air aquarium that also has sharks.

Stupid twat, tornadoes happen over land, hurricanes and waterspouts happen over(Ready for this?)--water.

other than their location what is the difference between a tornado and a water spout?

 
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