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(Huffington Post Canada)   Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)   (huffingtonpost.ca) divider line 110
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2014-07-30 12:34:51 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-30 12:37:17 AM  
memecrunch.com
 
2014-07-30 12:51:55 AM  
Dolls with a penis should have warning labels? Wtf.
 
2014-07-30 12:59:17 AM  
The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill!
4.bp.blogspot.com
Zardoz has spoken.

/yeah... it's getting that weird
 
2014-07-30 12:59:28 AM  
Remember when a movie was a fella with a hat was running from a fella with no hair?
 
2014-07-30 01:40:31 AM  
Children like to ape adults. Little girls like to ape their mother, who's likely to care for another baby or two in their childhood. Babies can really only piss, shiat, throw up, cry, suckle, and sleep so those are the things we make dolls do.

It's not like there's a range of options for amazing baby adventures, although honestly I think everyone, including little girls, would love something like this instead of a doll that pisses itself.

justingammon.com
 
2014-07-30 04:48:17 AM  
Church.
 
2014-07-30 06:09:02 AM  

doglover: img.fark.net


That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.
 
2014-07-30 06:16:40 AM  

fusillade762: doglover: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.


Hey man, he's only like 0.82 years old. He doesn't know any better.
 
2014-07-30 06:19:32 AM  
Lulz at the Archie Bunker grandson doll.
 
2014-07-30 07:25:37 AM  
Came for Zardoz, leaving happy.
 
2014-07-30 07:56:57 AM  
If you're a parent concerned the doll may be anatomically correct, play it safe and stick with the Justin Bieber action figure.
 
2014-07-30 08:23:40 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill!

Zardoz has spoken.

/yeah... it's getting that weird


That's certainly the attitude most Americans seem to have.
 
2014-07-30 08:24:44 AM  

fusillade762: doglover: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.



www.geeklegacy.com

"I'm sorry gorilla, they got us"
 
2014-07-30 08:25:09 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-30 08:25:59 AM  
Dr. Logan Levkoff says banning the word penis is a parenting fail

So 'parenting fail'  is now an excepted medical diagnosis now?
 
2014-07-30 08:26:19 AM  

fusillade762: doglover: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.


Is that Baby Herman?
 
2014-07-30 08:26:25 AM  
Let me guess, they named him BJ.
 
2014-07-30 08:26:27 AM  
Came for Zardoz, too.

Shame a giant floating head didn't start barfing rifles outside toy stores.
 
2014-07-30 08:26:36 AM  

fusillade762: doglover: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.


Guns mounted behind a rotor are typically timed to shoot only in the spaces left as the blade swings past...

/or something ridiculous like that.
 
2014-07-30 08:26:50 AM  
That is disgusting. That baby isn't circumcised.
 
2014-07-30 08:27:16 AM  
Hurray for sexual repression.
 
2014-07-30 08:29:20 AM  
Still no anus.
 
2014-07-30 08:30:39 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill!
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Zardoz has spoken.

/yeah... it's getting that weird


*bad Connery voice*  I took her.  I took her for Zhardozh.
 
2014-07-30 08:31:28 AM  
images4.static-bluray.com

/going to make one that shiats itself as well.
 
2014-07-30 08:32:01 AM  
thehairpin.com
 
2014-07-30 08:35:38 AM  
Dolls with guns still okay?
 
2014-07-30 08:36:27 AM  
ToysRUs. Still no "My First Vagina" toys? Won't someone think of the children? (And their creepy pedophile enemies?)
 
2014-07-30 08:36:51 AM  

Kalashinator: Came for Zardoz, too.

Shame a giant floating head didn't start barfing rifles outside toy stores.


Heh, so did I.  Of course, the "why so serious" that floated into my mind when reading the headline seems awfully appropriate, too.  We sure are awfully serious about the penis.
 
2014-07-30 08:38:05 AM  
Can we have some decorum here. Please can we call it a tallywhacker?
 
2014-07-30 08:39:34 AM  
Thank you, Huffington Post, for telling us what is happening on Facebook.
 
2014-07-30 08:39:46 AM  
Now I know why Britain expelled the Puritans.
 
2014-07-30 08:40:27 AM  
I used to manage a kids soccer team.  The words that some parents had a giant problem with was amazing.  I said that I was already limiting myself to words that I had heard used on age appropriate television programs.  Mom pulled the kid off the team.  Kid was also home schooled.  Put into public school in the 8th grade.  He never had a chance.
 
2014-07-30 08:41:19 AM  

fusillade762: doglover:

That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.


Gorilla Down!
 
2014-07-30 08:42:15 AM  
Jesus christ, what kind of panty-waisted nanny state society have we become?
 
2014-07-30 08:42:28 AM  

Smidge204:


Ah! I was going to come here and comment on that pregnant doll! My sister and I had that doll and the babies definitely were anatomically correct. Since she came with two boys though, we sanded off one of their penises so we'd have a "girl" baby. We actually still have the babies all these years later because we thought they were special simply because they had genitals.

Don't see a single problem with this baby doll though. I think it's actually pretty awesome.
 
2014-07-30 08:49:02 AM  
Friend of my wife has two daughters - aged about 7 and 9.  My wife says that her friend simply cannot talk to her kids about their bodies, and refers to their vaginas as their "front butt".
 
2014-07-30 08:50:48 AM  
The penis is evil.

Ask any woman on a college campus with more body hair than your average wookie.
 
2014-07-30 08:51:15 AM  
FTA:

Sexologist Dr. Logan Levkoff says banning the word penis is a parenting fail.

I know I shouldn't expect better from Huffpo but...

Fail is a verb. Failure is a noun.
 
2014-07-30 08:54:54 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Friend of my wife has two daughters - aged about 7 and 9.  My wife says that her friend simply cannot talk to her kids about their bodies, and refers to their vaginas as their "front butt".


I thought 'front butt' had a different meaning; don't GIS for it.
 
2014-07-30 08:56:39 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Friend of my wife has two daughters - aged about 7 and 9.  My wife says that her friend simply cannot talk to her kids about their bodies, and refers to their vaginas as their "front butt".

 
2014-07-30 08:57:15 AM  

Butterflew: Babwa Wawa: Friend of my wife has two daughters - aged about 7 and 9.  My wife says that her friend simply cannot talk to her kids about their bodies, and refers to their vaginas as their "front butt".


well that was supposed to have <malspeechless.gif> attached.

/fml
 
2014-07-30 08:58:39 AM  
Next are we going to ban dogs taking dumps in public to protect our snowflakes?
 
2014-07-30 08:59:57 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Friend of my wife has two daughters - aged about 7 and 9.  My wife says that her friend simply cannot talk to her kids about their bodies, and refers to their vaginas as their "front butt".


That is going to lead to some confusion in high school when some little boy is trying to convince them to let him put his dick in one butt or the other.
 
2014-07-30 09:00:32 AM  

Carn: Next are we going to ban dogs taking dumps in public to protect our snowflakes?


I would still rather publicly shame the owners with a crapapult.
 
2014-07-30 09:05:19 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x304]
Zardoz  Jesus has spoken.

/yeah... it's getting that weird


FTFY
 
2014-07-30 09:06:24 AM  

fusillade762: doglover:

That stupid baby is going to shoot the ape's rotor right off.


What.The.Hell?!
Is that baby smoking?!!!!1!2!


I can imagine the conversation went something like this when the first daughter asked "mommy, what's this?"
Wontsomeonethinkofthechildren.jpg
Swoon.jpg
 
2014-07-30 09:07:37 AM  
PENIS
 
2014-07-30 09:08:14 AM  
www.quickmeme.com

Much like Ann Coulter
 
2014-07-30 09:08:35 AM  
At least they didn't make it more realistic and give it "Kung Fu" grip.
 
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