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(Detroit Free Press)   Vegan's ILVTOFU vanity plate rejected because nobody reading that would believe that someone loves tofu   (freep.com) divider line 64
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2014-07-29 10:46:08 PM
There's no way I'd read it I Love Tofu...
 
2014-07-29 11:27:12 PM
Whitney Calk, an assistant manager...

In a related story, her boyfriend's request for 'ILVCALK' was also denied.
 
2014-07-30 12:15:07 AM
For those of you that need a pic....

www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-07-30 12:36:14 AM

bearded clamorer: Whitney Calk, an assistant manager...

In a related story, her boyfriend's request for 'ILVCALK' was also denied.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-07-30 12:36:57 AM

Sniffers Row: For those of you that need a pic....

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]


I would tofu her. Firmly.
 
2014-07-30 02:11:37 AM
Those are herbivore's teeth. Like a rabbit's teeth. I can see why she is a vegetarian.
 
2014-07-30 02:13:50 AM

bearded clamorer: Whitney Calk, an assistant manager...

In a related story, her boyfriend's request for 'ILVCALK' was also denied.


Came here to make similar joke.
*high five*
 
2014-07-30 02:15:15 AM
Tofu is good...when flavored with meat!
 
2014-07-30 02:20:06 AM
She looks the clever type.  Like she thought she could get away with it, but in case she didn't she has a plausible back up so she can guilt someone into getting away with it.
 
2014-07-30 02:20:25 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: Tofu is good...when flavored with meat!


Tofu is fine as long as it knows it role. Spicy bean curd is great. Using it to fake meat not so much.
 
2014-07-30 02:22:51 AM
i262.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-30 02:30:32 AM

fusillade762: Sniffers Row: For those of you that need a pic....

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

I would tofu her. Firmly.


She doesn't give head, so that's a deal breaker.
 
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2014-07-30 02:33:21 AM

gadian: She looks the clever type.  Like she thought she could get away with it, but in case she didn't she has a plausible back up so she can guilt someone into getting away with it.


Yeah, shiat-eating grin on the face and all...

I wonder if that would be considered an animal-byproduct and therefore not-vegan...

Do vegans get upset by that expression? If so, is it for the same reason we all get upset, or is it because of its not-veganness...

I think I need to go to bed now. This is getting silly.
 
2014-07-30 02:57:39 AM
Are we playing "spot the vegan" in this thread? Because that's a fun game to play.
 
2014-07-30 02:59:52 AM

hamdinger: Are we playing "spot the vegan" in this thread? Because that's a fun game to play.


There is no spotting. They'll let you know about it. With much smug.
 
2014-07-30 03:03:43 AM
I read it as: I love to eff you.
Perfectly fine sentiment to me.
 
2014-07-30 03:05:28 AM
sorry, can someone help me understand any possible vulgar combo you could get from these letters?

i'll veto, fark you?

i'll vote off you?

i love to fark you?

i don't get it.  none of these seem vulgar
 
2014-07-30 03:08:50 AM
Didn't this happen last year in Colorado or some state around there? The rejected license plate submission was exactly the same.

Also, I expect pictures from a license plate thread. Get on it, people.
 
2014-07-30 03:13:20 AM

animesucks: sorry, can someone help me understand any possible vulgar combo you could get from these letters?

i'll veto, fark you?

i'll vote off you?

i love to fark you?

i don't get it.  none of these seem vulgar


"I('d) love to fark you" certainly is vulgar in any non-private setting. Or are you being obstuse?

cyberspacedout: Didn't this happen last year in Colorado or some state around there? The rejected license plate submission was exactly the same.

Also, I expect pictures from a license plate thread. Get on it, people.


www.rantlifestyle.com
 
2014-07-30 03:26:16 AM
Ugh.. Vegans.. I don't mind the lifestyle, I just hate the I HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF MY DIET 24/7 bullshiat

Normal people: I ate a doughnut today

Those people: I ate a gluten free vegan doughnut today
 
2014-07-30 03:29:04 AM

styckx: Ugh.. Vegans.. I don't mind the lifestyle, I just hate the I HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF MY DIET 24/7 bullshiat

Normal people: I ate a doughnut today

Those people: I ate a gluten free vegan doughnut today


It's the same as anyone super into something they see as superior. Someone very into their political beliefs. Those who have newly found religion. Militant ex-smokers. Etc. Douchebag assholes, all.
 
2014-07-30 03:41:36 AM

styckx: Ugh.. Vegans.. I don't mind the lifestyle, I just hate the I HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF MY DIET 24/7 bullshiat

Normal people: I ate a doughnut today

Those people: I ate a gluten free vegan doughnut today


Yeah, my donut had bits of gluten free vegan in it too, now that you mention it.
 
2014-07-30 03:42:57 AM
In b4 A55 RGY.

/also, preview is your friend.
 
2014-07-30 03:51:54 AM
pbs.twimg.com
/saw this in Dublin a couple of weeks ago, glad I could find a pic on the web
 
2014-07-30 04:21:49 AM
SO an article about a license plate some lady tried to get in 2011?
 
2014-07-30 04:33:43 AM

styckx: Ugh.. Vegans.. I don't mind the lifestyle, I just hate the I HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF MY DIET 24/7 bullshiat

Normal people: I ate a doughnut today

Those people: I ate a gluten free vegan doughnut today


For the record Gluten is a protein from wheat so vegans would be fine with it. But yeah, same mindset,

/doesn't eat doughnuts
//maybe an eclair once a year
 
2014-07-30 05:14:15 AM

fusillade762: Sniffers Row: For those of you that need a pic....

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

I would tofu her. Firmly.


I dono, she looks..... home schooled.

/ 5 fark points for someone that posts the toothy pic of home school girl
 
2014-07-30 05:18:59 AM

BigBooper: fusillade762: Sniffers Row: For those of you that need a pic....

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

I would tofu her. Firmly.

I dono, she looks..... home schooled.

/ 5 fark points for someone that posts the toothy pic of home school girl


I posted it hours ago, but some asshole deleted it with no real explanation.
 
2014-07-30 05:24:32 AM

slayer199: There's no way I'd read it I Love Tofu...


I read it as I Love Tofu right away.

Guess it can't be helped that the rest of you are absolute deviants.
 
2014-07-30 05:33:24 AM
Tofu is fine.

The problem is, the stuff Americans eat isn't tofu. It's an extruded and formed soy protein flavored to bear a distant relationship to (and as a substitute for) meat. This is why tofu is fine in Asian foods, but what Americans consider tofu is just nasty.

Allow me to illustrate:

This is good:

www-tc.pbs.org

This is not:

www.talkingtofurky.com
 
2014-07-30 05:42:33 AM

KellyKellyKelly: slayer199: There's no way I'd read it I Love Tofu...

I read it as I Love Tofu right away.

Guess it can't be helped that the rest of you are absolute deviants.


People on the street don't have the word "vegan" in front of it to prime them to read "tofu".
 
2014-07-30 05:58:37 AM
My cousin tried to get the same in New Hampshire.  She was able to get it approved and even got the temp tag with ILVTOFU on it, but someone must have complained and 2 months later she got a rejection letter and had to return the temp tags

but she knew why, and didn't become a whiney biatch when she didn't get her way
 
2014-07-30 06:13:20 AM
uchi.spoonuniversity.com
Mmmmm
j-cul.com
Yum.
asahi-imports.com
That's the good stuff.
 
2014-07-30 06:15:29 AM

robohobo: I posted it hours ago, but some asshole deleted it with no real explanation.


The thread has been purged. We wandered too far off topic about, apparently. That or HSW references are now forbidden. Who knows, the mods are fickle creatures.
 
2014-07-30 06:26:36 AM
Isn't this a repeat from two or three years ago?

She's lying or in an asston of makeup. I've never seen a vegan that wasn't grey.
 
2014-07-30 06:38:31 AM

fusillade762: robohobo: I posted it hours ago, but some asshole deleted it with no real explanation.

The thread has been purged. We wandered too far off topic about, apparently. That or HSW references are now forbidden. Who knows, the mods are fickle creatures.


Yea, I wish they would do something about the auto-play farking video advertisements that start up when I am browsing on my phone. That shiat is uncalled for.
 
2014-07-30 07:04:45 AM
Awwwww. How can anyone hate someone so cute?

www.otakia.com
 
2014-07-30 07:06:35 AM
My boyfriend's mom has a vanity plate that says GDLOVER. It looks like it means "good lover" to me, which is gross because she's an angry old lady.
 
2014-07-30 07:07:53 AM

fusillade762: robohobo: I posted it hours ago, but some asshole deleted it with no real explanation.

The thread has been purged. We wandered too far off topic about, apparently. That or HSW references are now forbidden. Who knows, the mods are fickle creatures.


Hell, I got the ban hammer one time for being snarky about Wheaton's gay porn career. Apparently Wil is a delicate flower, and if we make fun of the direction his "acting" career has taken, he won't like us or something.

So yea, you never know what going to p*ss off the mods.

/yea, it was in a "happy birthday Wil" thread, so what
 
2014-07-30 07:12:01 AM

Dancis_Frake: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]
/saw this in Dublin a couple of weeks ago, glad I could find a pic on the web


My wife got me to try a TOFU Burger once; only because we joined a Vegan group on a "taste challenge" - the idea is to get you to try new things; unlike religious groups they don't lecture you to death on why eating meat is wrong; rather they just offer to try it and the benefits blah blah.
I managed to eat the burger; one of the members of the vegan group asked me how it was; my wife automatically put her hand over my mouth and said "Think about what you are going to respond".

/Good thing she did, I was about to respond "now I know what cow shiat tastes like, someone give me a beef hamburger".
 
2014-07-30 08:06:45 AM

hamdinger: Are we playing "spot the vegan" in this thread? Because that's a fun game to play.


I'm playing spot the goddamn ad on mobile in this thread and there are 3 so far.
 
2014-07-30 08:28:24 AM
I swear I saw this same story once every other year for like last 10 years.

She should be having the plate ILV2ATTNWHR (too long, I know)
 
2014-07-30 08:28:57 AM
Firstly, the gal from today's story is hereby declared "really cute."  I'd hit it, assuming she wasn't crazy.

Tofu generally sucks.  It is said that it takes on the flavor of whatever's around it.  Nope.  Left with no other alternative, though, I'll eat it.

Seitan?  Sure.  Mycoprotein?  Definitely.  Legumes?  Oh my, yes.

/Vegetarian, but refuse to be a sanctimonious dick about it.
 
2014-07-30 08:34:01 AM
Hmm, dated a girl briefly who looked exactly like her and was also a vegan... Never did tap that... because i also realized that she was more than slightly off-kilt.

/clearly not the same girl, though.
 
2014-07-30 08:35:27 AM
What if she loves to fark tofu?
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-30 08:38:03 AM
i1134.photobucket.com
i1134.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-30 08:42:31 AM

Bathysphere


My boyfriend's mom has a vanity plate that says GDLOVER. It looks like it means "good lover" to me, which is gross because she's an angry old lady.


If she used the GD for "God", you should tell her that it is also a common way to say "goddamn" without actually saying it. You can cite Woody Harrelson's character in 'Zombieland':

http://www.chacha.com/question/what-does-gd-twinkie-mean-from-zombiel a nd
 
2014-07-30 08:45:45 AM

70Ford: [uchi.spoonuniversity.com image 800x532]
Mmmmm
[j-cul.com image 850x637]
Yum.
[asahi-imports.com image 300x271]
That's the good stuff.


The soup. That's the only thing you posted which I can imagine to be edible.

/and only because I've had it, and it's a tasty broth with some weird cubes in it that wouldn't change the dish by their removal
 
2014-07-30 08:53:19 AM

ArcadianRefugee: 70Ford: [uchi.spoonuniversity.com image 800x532]
Mmmmm
[j-cul.com image 850x637]
Yum.
[asahi-imports.com image 300x271]
That's the good stuff.

The soup. That's the only thing you posted which I can imagine to be edible.

/and only because I've had it, and it's a tasty broth with some weird cubes in it that wouldn't change the dish by their removal


^^ What he said.
 
2014-07-30 08:57:00 AM
images.sodahead.com

/ oblig
 
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