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(Jezebel)   It's all fun and games 'til you get so drunk that eating potato chips off the floor of a train seems like a good idea   (jezebel.com) divider line 22
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2014-07-30 02:35:02 AM  
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I started recording her after she ate a $5 bill off the floor

That's way worse than eating a floor chip, imo.  Less efficient, too. You could buy a serious quantity of fresh chips for that amount.
 
2014-07-30 04:34:46 AM  
This Drunk Woman Eating Chips Off of a Train Floor Could Be Any of Us

Dodai Stewart is a bad drunk.
 
2014-07-30 06:29:22 AM  
You know you're really drunk when you reach up to brush something off your shoulder, and it's the floor.
 
2014-07-30 06:38:21 AM  
I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.
 
2014-07-30 06:42:29 AM  
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2014-07-30 06:43:12 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: You know you're really drunk when you reach up to brush something off your shoulder, and it's the floor.


That or the world won't stop spinning and you are already on the floor.
 
2014-07-30 06:44:40 AM  

Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.




You must be in Reno
 
2014-07-30 06:47:24 AM  

Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.


Sounds like Dave Attell.
 
2014-07-30 06:51:58 AM  

eas81: Sass-O-Rev: You know you're really drunk when you reach up to brush something off your shoulder, and it's the floor.

That or the world won't stop spinning and you are already on the floor.


I hate that feeling. I mean, my friend hates it. They've told me.
 
2014-07-30 07:00:12 AM  
So that's where The Hoff's been hanging out lately.
 
2014-07-30 07:16:00 AM  

Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.


It's Bill Hicks
 
2014-07-30 07:17:46 AM  
 
2014-07-30 07:22:44 AM  

Teaser: Youtube took down the video but it's still here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709927/Three-second-rule-Dr un k-girl-caught-red-handed-eats-leftover-chips-train-floor.html


Ah, good old Daily Mail. They probably haven't got time to take it down what with all the EBOLA WILL KILL US ALL stories knocking about.
 
2014-07-30 07:40:37 AM  

eas81: Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.



You must be in Reno


Wahahaha

PLEASE tell me that's a spoof!!
Seriously?!
Step bump step bump bump?!!

The ending of that part is like a setup for a dumb & dumber skit.
 
2014-07-30 07:48:44 AM  

PandaPorn: Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.

It's Bill Hicks


And right you are.
I searched a few clips and low and behold:
http://youtu.be/stezYal-Eh8
 
2014-07-30 07:53:13 AM  

Resident Muslim: eas81: Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.

You must be in Reno

Wahahaha

PLEASE tell me that's a spoof!!
Seriously?!
Step bump step bump bump?!!

The ending of that part is like a setup for a dumb & dumber skit.


Yes its from the Show Reno 911 was a great show on CC..Lt Dangle...
 
2014-07-30 08:00:23 AM  

eas81: Resident Muslim: eas81: Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.

You must be in Reno

Wahahaha

PLEASE tell me that's a spoof!!
Seriously?!
Step bump step bump bump?!!

The ending of that part is like a setup for a dumb & dumber skit.

Yes its from the Show Reno 911 was a great show on CC..Lt Dangle...


Ah, that explains it.
I think I "saw" the movie.
ie it was playing while a bunch of us were hanging around.
 
2014-07-30 08:15:50 AM  

Resident Muslim: You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.


I don't know the comedian, but I know that feeling.
 
2014-07-30 08:21:35 AM  
Wait, are they pretty much whole chips, that have only touched about half the floor? Because those chips are not that dirty. If they're all in pieces, and mixed up in the dirt, then that's different.
 
2014-07-30 08:45:16 AM  

King Keepo: Teaser: Youtube took down the video but it's still here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709927/Three-second-rule-Dr un k-girl-caught-red-handed-eats-leftover-chips-train-floor.html

Ah, good old Daily Mail. They probably haven't got time to take it down what with all the EBOLA WILL KILL US ALL stories knocking about.


Sat next to a passenger enroute to Detroit after her 20 hours of flying from Africa to reach Atlanta so I'm getting a kick (and some cellular decomposition) from the Ebola invasion......
 
2014-07-30 09:28:28 AM  

itsaidwhat: King Keepo: 

Ah, good old Daily Mail. They probably haven't got time to take it down what with all the EBOLA WILL KILL US ALL stories knocking about.

Sat next to a passenger enroute to Detroit after her 20 hours of flying from Africa to reach Atlanta so I'm getting a kick (and some cellular decomposition) from the Ebola invasion......


Well at least if it hits Detroit it should brighten the place up a bit. Got the sniffles yet? :)
 
2014-07-30 11:05:56 AM  

Resident Muslim: eas81: Resident Muslim: I'm guessing a few Farkers are suddenly finding the back of their hands very interesting.

As one comedian said (let me know if you remember who):

You know you're really drunk when the police pull you over and you get out of the car and start dancing to their flashing lights thinking you made it to the next club.

You know you're really drunk when you're hanging onto the grass because you're worried your going to fall off the face of the earth.

You must be in Reno

Wahahaha

PLEASE tell me that's a spoof!!
Seriously?!
Step bump step bump bump?!!

The ending of that part is like a setup for a dumb & dumber skit.


Its called Reno 911 its a comedy show.
 
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