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2014-07-30 12:34:44 AM  
The first rule of Crying Game Club is...
 
2014-07-30 01:15:25 AM  
I am Jack's hidden package.
 
2014-07-30 01:16:55 AM  

fusillade762: The first rule of Crying Game Club is...


Also the second rule.
 
2014-07-30 01:17:42 AM  
If you are going to whip out a surprise dick people are going to get pissed.
 
2014-07-30 01:21:54 AM  
Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...

thumb7.shutterstock.com

/Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
 
2014-07-30 01:23:46 AM  
So was it Boy George?
 
2014-07-30 01:24:12 AM  
Admit it subby, you would start to punch someone if this is all you had to look forward to in the hot tub...

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-30 01:29:22 AM  
caveat gender
 
2014-07-30 01:29:39 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
(Actors reenactment)
 
2014-07-30 01:35:47 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: If you are going to whip out a surprise dick people are going to get pissed.


Surprise dick may be surprising, but not an excuse for violence.
 
2014-07-30 01:39:38 AM  
I will never understand why transgenders are not upfront about it. Trying to hide the fact only leads to bad outcomes.
 
2014-07-30 01:40:49 AM  
"Why's there no box!?!"

Oh, sorry, wrong Brad Pitt movie reference.
 
2014-07-30 01:46:13 AM  

MrEricSir: insertsnarkyusername: If you are going to whip out a surprise dick people are going to get pissed.

Surprise dick may be surprising, but not an excuse for violence.


Especially when you've already got two of the non-surprise variety flopping around.
 
2014-07-30 01:49:01 AM  

This thread is useless without prics

i.imgur.com 

 
2014-07-30 01:50:15 AM  
Do they drain and sterilize those hot tubs between sessions? I just can't imagine anything more nasty than getting into a hot tub that someone else was farking around in prior to my arrival.
 
2014-07-30 01:53:34 AM  
we don't talk about the penis?
 
2014-07-30 01:57:58 AM  

lostcat: Do they drain and sterilize those hot tubs between sessions? I just can't imagine anything more nasty than getting into a hot tub that someone else was farking around in prior to my arrival.


This is why it's best to never use one that isn't yours. People, as proven time and again, and absolutely disgusting.

Were the people blind? Was it some exceptional he-she with millions invested in plastic? Were they blind drunk? Either way, dude should have known better than to lie.
 
2014-07-30 02:06:20 AM  
His name was Eddie Izzard. His name was Eddie Izzard.
 
2014-07-30 02:09:34 AM  
I think he was probably into it up to a point, then freaked out.
 
2014-07-30 02:09:54 AM  
FTA :

One of the men, who described himself as a club promoter, said he and his friend contacted the three others on the Internet and agreed to pay them each $75 to all have sex together.


Seventy five bucks?

You get what you pay for you cheap farks.

/ and then some
 
2014-07-30 02:14:44 AM  
And to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.
 
2014-07-30 02:16:54 AM  

Duane Dibbley: And to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.



It's not you, it's me...

No, hold on - it  is you.
 
2014-07-30 02:32:39 AM  

lostcat: Do they drain and sterilize those hot tubs between sessions? I just can't imagine anything more nasty than getting into a hot tub that someone else was farking around in prior to my arrival.


ultraviolet disinfection
 
2014-07-30 02:35:58 AM  
Been there, Dr. inspected, wore the old lady out there. (18 and didn't know any better. Sun Bubble of Columbus, Ohio, represent)
 
2014-07-30 02:36:58 AM  

Pantload: lostcat: Do they drain and sterilize those hot tubs between sessions? I just can't imagine anything more nasty than getting into a hot tub that someone else was farking around in prior to my arrival.

ultraviolet disinfection


They should make hot tubs with a "Boil" setting for disinfection.
 
2014-07-30 02:37:04 AM  

Duane Dibbley: And to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-30 02:38:29 AM  
So the narrator and Marla are really the same person?

/what's that smell....? Oh it's the hot tub.
 
2014-07-30 02:41:30 AM  
This sounds like a Wachowski Brothers film.  "Dominatrix: Tri-Loaded"

And since the "transgender woman" was angry and fighting about not being paid before being punched,  I suspect she is closer to a cross dresser than transgender.   The cotton ceiling is pretty solid and transgender women know it while cross-dressers try to punch through it.
 
2014-07-30 03:15:12 AM  
robohobo:

Were the people blind? Was it some exceptional he-she with millions invested in plastic? Were they blind drunk? Either way, dude should have known better than to lie.

Yikes.  Just let us know when you're ready to join us here in the 21st century.
 
2014-07-30 03:25:34 AM  

FraggleStickCar: robohobo:

Were the people blind? Was it some exceptional he-she with millions invested in plastic? Were they blind drunk? Either way, dude should have known better than to lie.

Yikes.  Just let us know when you're ready to join us here in the 21st century.


Misrepresenting oneself is just fine and dandy in the 21st century?
 
2014-07-30 03:45:56 AM  
Dude.

img.cache.vevo.com
 
2014-07-30 04:09:22 AM  

Prophet of Loss: I will never understand why transgenders are not upfront about it. Trying to hide the fact only leads to bad outcomes.


Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants? Because they're tired of being rejected and they're desperate? Because they're in denial about how well that kind of surprise is going to go over? Because they naively believed it wasn't a big deal? Because the same guy who wouldn't be caught dead in the same hot tub with a trans woman is also the same guy who'd have sex with one when no one else was looking? Because they're a crossdresser who gets a thrill from seducing guys?

People have reasons for doing what they do. Personal safety is a big one as is privacy but sometimes people do farked up things for farked up reasons. Trans people are just as human as anyone else. Sometimes it makes sense to withhold that information, sometimes not. It can be a bit of grey area about when to disclose and some are more cautious about it. This approach is not without merit given how violently some people react.
 
2014-07-30 04:20:13 AM  
first off a 3some for 75$?  not even in Thailand in the off season.  Guys are straight up lying in an attempt to avoid charges.
 
2014-07-30 04:26:36 AM  

MechaPyx: Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants?


If you are having sex with someone, isn't it entirely the other person's business what's in your pants?
 
2014-07-30 04:27:05 AM  

TomD9938: FTA :

One of the men, who described himself as a club promoter, said he and his friend contacted the three others on the Internet and agreed to pay them each $75 to all have sex together.


Seventy five bucks?

You get what you pay for you cheap farks.

/ and then some


ok with some thought on my past life i figured it out.  The club promoter spent 75$ on drugs, not the girls.  That was the lure to get them there for him and his friend.  Then, he's a club promoter...they fark anything that moves and every opportunity.  So only knowing it's a "hot girl that can dance" from a dark and smokey club he thought getting all 3 of the girls there would be awesome.

transformers stick out like a sore thumb.  If you can't tell by the hands, eyebrow ridges,  throats, subtle stubble, and shiatty voices then you are willfully blind.
 
2014-07-30 04:28:37 AM  

MechaPyx: Prophet of Loss: I will never understand why transgenders are not upfront about it. Trying to hide the fact only leads to bad outcomes.

Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants? Because they're tired of being rejected and they're desperate? Because they're in denial about how well that kind of surprise is going to go over? Because they naively believed it wasn't a big deal? Because the same guy who wouldn't be caught dead in the same hot tub with a trans woman is also the same guy who'd have sex with one when no one else was looking? Because they're a crossdresser who gets a thrill from seducing guys?

People have reasons for doing what they do. Personal safety is a big one as is privacy but sometimes people do farked up things for farked up reasons. Trans people are just as human as anyone else. Sometimes it makes sense to withhold that information, sometimes not. It can be a bit of grey area about when to disclose and some are more cautious about it. This approach is not without merit given how violently some people react.


Nice long straw man, We not talking about ordering a sandwich. We are talking about intimate relations.
 
2014-07-30 04:29:46 AM  

Rosyna: MechaPyx: Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants?

If you are having sex with someone, isn't it entirely the other person's business what's in your pants?


Not if you're a modern, open-minded, diversity-pushing progressive. Because it would be discrimination to not have sex with a transformer, you misogynist. Real Women(tm) are transformers.
 
2014-07-30 04:32:13 AM  

robohobo: Rosyna: MechaPyx: Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants?

If you are having sex with someone, isn't it entirely the other person's business what's in your pants?

Not if you're a modern, open-minded, diversity-pushing progressive. Because it would be discrimination to not have sex with a transformer, you misogynist. Real Women(tm) are transformers.


Oooh, interesting new filter. Should be fun in a car thread. You forward thinkers, Fark Mods!
 
2014-07-30 04:38:33 AM  

Pantload: Been there, Dr. inspected, wore the old lady out there. (18 and didn't know any better. Sun Bubble of Columbus, Ohio, represent)


Are you saying you payed a doctor to inspect the goods and then wore a elderly transgendered woman out?

//shut the fark up donny?
 
2014-07-30 04:41:37 AM  

Pantload: Been there, Dr. inspected, wore the old lady out there. (18 and didn't know any better. Sun Bubble of Columbus, Ohio, represent)


Please don't wear out transgendered women. There aren't that many in the world and other people need them too!
 
2014-07-30 04:42:41 AM  
Actually, don't wear any person out. People are needed in this world!
 
2014-07-30 04:49:12 AM  

Rosyna: MechaPyx: Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants?

If you are having sex with someone, isn't it entirely the other person's business what's in your pants?


Well yeah. I'm generally of the opinion one should disclose that information before the clothes come off. Some people are not a fan of surprise penis. I'm not a fan of surprise murder.

The correct response should be a polite "No thanks, not interested" but a disturbing number of people opt to resort to violence.
   

Prophet of Loss: Nice long straw man, We not talking about ordering a sandwich. We are talking about intimate relations.


No you asked why they're not more up front about it. I gave you reasons why. Given the hostility exhibited in this thread and you ask why they're not more up front about it. Christ. But yeah, I agree if you're going to hop in bed with someone they need to know what they're getting into. Conversely, people need to not lose their shiat when told.
 
2014-07-30 05:29:04 AM  

Prophet of Loss: MechaPyx: Prophet of Loss: I will never understand why transgenders are not upfront about it. Trying to hide the fact only leads to bad outcomes.

Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants? Because they're tired of being rejected and they're desperate? Because they're in denial about how well that kind of surprise is going to go over? Because they naively believed it wasn't a big deal? Because the same guy who wouldn't be caught dead in the same hot tub with a trans woman is also the same guy who'd have sex with one when no one else was looking? Because they're a crossdresser who gets a thrill from seducing guys?

People have reasons for doing what they do. Personal safety is a big one as is privacy but sometimes people do farked up things for farked up reasons. Trans people are just as human as anyone else. Sometimes it makes sense to withhold that information, sometimes not. It can be a bit of grey area about when to disclose and some are more cautious about it. This approach is not without merit given how violently some people react.

Nice long straw man, We not talking about ordering a sandwich. We are talking about intimate relations.


That's not a straw man. The straw man fallacy occurs in the following pattern of argument:

Person 1 asserts proposition X.
Person 2 argues against a false but superficially similar proposition Y, as if that were an argument against Person 1's position.


You admitted: "I will never understand why transgenders are not upfront about it." MechaPyx explained exactly why people who are trans have a habit of hiding it. The only part of your statement that would be an arguable position would be the "Trying to hide the fact only leads to bad outcomes," part and MechaPyx could only even begin to build a straw man if they had said something asserting that hiding doesn't lead to bad outcomes. All MechaPyx said was that there are reasons why people hide their trans nature and sometimes it is appropriate, sometimes it isn't.

If anything, you moved the goalposts. You said it "only" leads to bad outcomes. MechaPyx says that there are times where it may be appropriate to hide. You change your argument to "only, except when it doesn't, but still only".

/not trying to be a dick
//may still be succeeding, but not trying
 
2014-07-30 05:34:36 AM  
This level of emotional honesty usually makes me go a big, rubbery one.
 
2014-07-30 06:20:26 AM  

MechaPyx: Prophet of Loss: I will never understand why transgenders are not upfront about it. Trying to hide the fact only leads to bad outcomes.

Because being honest and up front about it can be extremely dangerous for them? Because why should they have to wear a scarlet letter? Because it's no one else's business what's in their pants? Because they're tired of being rejected and they're desperate? Because they're in denial about how well that kind of surprise is going to go over? Because they naively believed it wasn't a big deal? Because the same guy who wouldn't be caught dead in the same hot tub with a trans woman is also the same guy who'd have sex with one when no one else was looking? Because they're a crossdresser who gets a thrill from seducing guys?

People have reasons for doing what they do. Personal safety is a big one as is privacy but sometimes people do farked up things for farked up reasons. Trans people are just as human as anyone else. Sometimes it makes sense to withhold that information, sometimes not. It can be a bit of grey area about when to disclose and some are more cautious about it. This approach is not without merit given how violently some people react.


^This.

Simply being a particularly unconvincing transgender woman can get you jumped in a bar. Now, showing up for a drug-Fueled threesome with two dudes is outright reckless. But maybe she thought the dudes were down for dude action what with their wanting a 2 dudes and a girl action.
 
2014-07-30 06:34:54 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: "Why's there no box!?!"

Oh, sorry, wrong Brad Pitt movie reference.


lol
 
2014-07-30 06:39:03 AM  

fusillade762: Pantload: lostcat: Do they drain and sterilize those hot tubs between sessions? I just can't imagine anything more nasty than getting into a hot tub that someone else was farking around in prior to my arrival.

ultraviolet disinfection

They should make hot tubs with a "Boil" setting for disinfection.


That sounds entirely safe.
 
2014-07-30 07:31:20 AM  
If Eddie Murphy was involved, she would have gotten a raise instead of a punch.
 
2014-07-30 07:54:18 AM  
 
2014-07-30 08:15:09 AM  
Nowhere in the report does it say she was preoperative. Sure it makes for clever or snarky comments, but it may not be how things happened.

bromah: transformers stick out like a sore thumb.  If you can't tell by the hands, eyebrow ridges,  throats, subtle stubble, and shiatty voices then you are willfully blind.



Those are only the few you recognize, Sherlock.
 
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