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(Daily Mail)   Topless ✔ Drunk in public ✔ Pants around ankles ✔ Yelling slurred words at police ✔ 'Wanna party with me?' mugshot ✔ Yep, just another normal day in Fark's favorite state   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2014-07-30 12:15:21 AM  
FTA:

"Repeat offender: An officer caught Megan Fowler, 26, exposing herself with her breasts hanging out and jean shorts falling enough below her waist to expose her privates"

i.dailymail.co.uk

"The officer asked the Melbourne woman to put clothes on. She began to yell, saying she didn't have clothes and she wouldn't put them on if she did"

Sounds like a another victim-less crime to me.
 
2014-07-30 12:25:15 AM  
An open-minded individual would see that situation as an opportunity, not a threat.
 
2014-07-30 12:25:56 AM  
...the woman from Melbourne woman...

Go home Daily Fail, you're drunk.
 
2014-07-30 12:26:05 AM  
And, this is how rape cases normally start...
 
2014-07-30 12:48:58 AM  
Eh, not too shabby. And you know anyone who gets that drunk off three shots would be a cheap date.
 
2014-07-30 12:59:55 AM  
I would say she'd had way more than 3 shots.
 
2014-07-30 01:12:15 AM  

make me some tea: I would say she'd had way more than 3 shots.


They were big shots
 
2014-07-30 04:25:06 AM  
Pretty darn cute, she is.  Feral, but cute.
 
2014-07-30 05:03:59 AM  
I reserve judgement until I see the video evidence.

PLEASE let there be a video.
 
2014-07-30 05:12:23 AM  
I say let's be nice to her.
 
2014-07-30 05:14:00 AM  
The article writer was drunk, or English is not the native tongue, or both.
 
2014-07-30 05:16:43 AM  
Not bad,
 
2014-07-30 05:20:24 AM  
I double bag my junk but i wouldn't mind partying with this one. Send her my way an i'll get her inline, or at least out of public nudity unless im that drunk as well...then all bets off...
 
2014-07-30 05:21:03 AM  

mrinfoguy: The article writer was drunk, or English is not the native tongue, or both.


Maybe she wrote the article herself.
 
2014-07-30 05:23:52 AM  
If she decides to flee justice, she can come to Colorado.
I have a thing for somewhat attractive, drunken, semi-nude women like that.

/in my pants
 
2014-07-30 05:32:03 AM  
Never stick your dick in crazy bros.  Just don't do it.
 
2014-07-30 05:36:25 AM  
Maybe it's just me but I don't think she is a particularly handsome woman
 
2014-07-30 05:39:52 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Never stick your dick in crazy bros.  Just don't do it.


It can be fun providing you have your escape route and fake identity planned out in advance, oh and don't fall asleep afterwards, some like to go all Bobbet on you...
 
2014-07-30 05:40:44 AM  

Gayzilla: Maybe it's just me but I don't think she is a particularly handsome woman


Knees too sharp?
 
2014-07-30 05:51:44 AM  
Aussie chicks are Hawt !

:)
 
2014-07-30 06:06:57 AM  
Why is it always 3 drinks? Somehow every drunk on the face of the earth decided "3 is the magic 'slightly tipsy but not drunk' number"
 
2014-07-30 06:16:02 AM  

FutherMucker: Aussie chicks are Hawt !

:)


Agreed.

It's the accent that got me most.

Oh, they hawt, but sexy in a different way.

/miss Australia sometimes.
 
2014-07-30 06:17:11 AM  

mike_d85: Why is it always 3 drinks? Somehow every drunk on the face of the earth decided "3 is the magic 'slightly tipsy but not drunk' number"


She lyin' yo!

/16 shots is my gamble.
 
2014-07-30 06:17:16 AM  

mike_d85: Why is it always 3 drinks? Somehow every drunk on the face of the earth decided "3 is the magic 'slightly tipsy but not drunk' number"


OCD...OCD people always count in three's or maybe its the only number drunk people can remember...cause  you know 1 just doesn't really make sense..and telling them 15 just gives everything away.
 
2014-07-30 06:20:35 AM  
This really should be using the "Australia" tag
 
2014-07-30 06:22:52 AM  

inclemency: mike_d85: Why is it always 3 drinks? Somehow every drunk on the face of the earth decided "3 is the magic 'slightly tipsy but not drunk' number"

She lyin' yo!

/16 shots is my gamble.


I meant for telling the cops, not the truth.

Is this why cop math exists?
 
2014-07-30 06:25:01 AM  
I'm not alcoholic, I'm Australian

                                                - from Orange is the New Black
 
2014-07-30 06:26:44 AM  
What's her Fark handle?

/oblig...
 
2014-07-30 06:35:56 AM  

desertfool: What's her Fark handle?

/oblig...


How about her phone number?
 
2014-07-30 06:38:58 AM  
She looks like the typical Floridian trash you find stumbling along the beach on a daily basis.
 
2014-07-30 06:40:34 AM  
I'll bet she cleans up really nice.
Send her to me as is. I'll hose her down myself.
 
2014-07-30 06:42:34 AM  

DubyaHater: She looks like the typical Floridian trash you find stumbling along the beach on a daily basis.


Not so sure about that, generally it would be a meth/crackhead you see stumbling around the beach with 4 kids in tow.
 
mhd
2014-07-30 06:42:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
Slovenly trulls!
 
2014-07-30 06:43:14 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'll bet she cleans up really nice.
Send her to me as is. I'll hose her down myself.


You should probably wait for the de-loucing
 
2014-07-30 06:48:27 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Never stick your dick in crazy bros.  Just don't do it.


Crazy chicks, on the other hand ...
 
2014-07-30 06:50:37 AM  

Gayzilla: Maybe it's just me but I don't think she is a particularly handsome woman


See, it's all about expectations. I clicked on the link expecting her to look at least double her age, be at least a hundred pounds heavier, and have hair wear one does not normally expect it on a woman. The result being that she has exceeded all expectations, and therefore I would be willing to "party with her".

/If you know what I mean...
//And I think you do...
///But could you explain it to me? I'm not quite sure myself...
 
2014-07-30 06:53:41 AM  
My favorite wobbly-drunk accusation: "You think you're better 'an me?!"
 
2014-07-30 06:58:25 AM  
She isn't bad but the sharpie eyebrows are a bad sign.
 
2014-07-30 07:08:27 AM  
Yes.

Late at night.

After giving a fake name and address.
 
2014-07-30 07:08:32 AM  

inclemency: FutherMucker: Aussie chicks are Hawt !

:)

Agreed.

It's the accent that got me most.

Oh, they hawt, but sexy in a different way.


The "hot vs. crazy" factor still applies in my experience.
 
2014-07-30 07:15:43 AM  

Pardon Me Sultan: This really should be using the "Australia" tag


There is a Melbourne in Florida.
 
2014-07-30 07:20:56 AM  
missingchild.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-30 07:31:37 AM  
FTA: Fowler was arrested and booked on charges of disorderly intoxication and exposure of sexual organs.

Boobies are neither sexual nor organs, and the hoo-ha's entirely internal. Were her ovaries hanging out?
 
2014-07-30 07:33:52 AM  

quatchi: ...the woman from Melbourne woman...

Go home Daily Fail, you're drunk.

In the past she has been pulled up for driving

 
2014-07-30 07:44:29 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: And, this is how rape cases normally start...


Huh. I guess everyone else has you ignored or thinks it's too obvious, so let me be the first to say, fark you.
 
2014-07-30 08:09:16 AM  

mike_d85: Why is it always 3 drinks? Somehow every drunk on the face of the earth decided "3 is the magic 'slightly tipsy but not drunk' number"


Ask any cop or EMS worker, it's always 2. No-one ever had more than 2 beers, 2 shots, etc.

I had a lady who had "2 beers" and went through the window and miraculously escaped with the worse injury being a nasty laceration to her arm. He truck looked like a beer can recycling building and as I was dressing her wounds, she kept telling me how "pretty" the fat layer was in her fileted forearm. I farking hate drunk drivers.
 
2014-07-30 08:12:30 AM  
Kind of looks like Piper.

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2014-07-30 08:14:39 AM  

Ironman273: [missingchild.files.wordpress.com image 835x368]


Heh. I was only gonna mention that, but your snark was well done.
 
2014-07-30 08:16:59 AM  
I'm pretty sure I know this young lady.
 
2014-07-30 08:23:04 AM  
RobotSpider
My favorite wobbly-drunk accusation: "You think you're better 'an me?!"



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