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2014-07-29 02:24:36 PM  
I'm guessing he got dirty digging up body parts for the mathur...er, master.
 
2014-07-29 03:38:35 PM  
How he got grimy wasn't addressed in the report.

Duh.  They established that he was shiatfaced earlier in TFA.
 
2014-07-29 04:12:06 PM  
www.trbimg.com

When getting busy in a Burger King bathroom goes horribly awry
 
2014-07-29 05:15:30 PM  
 "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you leave the door on its hinges."
 
2014-07-29 05:21:43 PM  
www.top10films.co.uk
 
2014-07-29 05:24:06 PM  
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Dude...where's my burger?
 
2014-07-29 05:28:06 PM  
That's not dirt....
 
2014-07-29 05:32:22 PM  
Alcohol makes you fat and stupid.

That's why it's legal.
 
2014-07-29 05:33:36 PM  
Quasimodo's seen better days.
 
2014-07-29 05:40:43 PM  
i299.photobucket.com

Time to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
 
2014-07-29 05:40:58 PM  
That mug shot is gold Jerry, gold!
 
2014-07-29 05:52:01 PM  

Ambitwistor: [www.top10films.co.uk image 550x288]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdrIVAsz_HY
 
2014-07-29 05:52:09 PM  
Reminds me of the BK hidden camera commercial from a few years back where they tell the guy whoppers were discontinued.

Go make there and make me a whopper!!
 
2014-07-29 06:06:03 PM  
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Hey, Chuckles, that doesn't smell like mud.
 
2014-07-29 06:46:30 PM  
www.rawrootsrock.com.au
 
2014-07-29 06:47:18 PM  
Inbred swine!
 
2014-07-29 06:47:28 PM  
SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
 
2014-07-29 06:53:38 PM  
Actually, a mouthful of shiat might not be a bad way to psyche yourself up for a trip to Burger King.
 
2014-07-29 07:11:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-29 07:31:56 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: [www.rawrootsrock.com.au image 550x400]


I was going to go with this one

just about as opposite from the skid row song as you can get.  Exemplifies Knopfler's depth of songwriting ability, though the music is a bit wonky.

if anyone is interested in listening, might want the lyrics to go along.  Knopfler has never been known for his enunciation and this song is bad in that respect.

/loved the skid row blast from the past - thanks.
 
2014-07-29 09:28:44 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 518x388]


Speaking of head, the King appears to have white "cream" dripping from his mouth.  What's he been doing in the parking lot, making new friends?
 
2014-07-29 09:32:43 PM  

zimbomba63: BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 518x388]

Speaking of head, the King appears to have white "cream" dripping from his mouth.  What's he been doing in the parking lot, making new friends?


He blew a seal.
 
2014-07-29 09:41:42 PM  
There are some good Indian restaurants on International Drive.
 
2014-07-29 09:43:37 PM  

bearded clamorer: [www.trbimg.com image 420x525]

When getting busy in a Burger King bathroom goes horribly awry


I wonder who punched him in the eye.
 
2014-07-29 11:04:03 PM  

doofusgumby: zimbomba63: BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 518x388]

Speaking of head, the King appears to have white "cream" dripping from his mouth.  What's he been doing in the parking lot, making new friends?

He blew a seal.


Naw, it was just ice cream.

/Dirty South.
 
2014-07-30 01:53:06 AM  
His left eye creeps me out.
 
2014-07-30 10:22:19 AM  

HeadLever: /loved the skid row blast from the past - thanks.


You can't go wrong with Knopfler either.
 
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