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(Some Guy)   Drew's friends who own Seacrets in Ocean City kindly ask you to vote them Coolest Bar Ever in the final round of voting. Bonus: it kind of is   (98online.com ) divider line
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2014-07-29 10:32:30 AM  
Thanks for helping out last week to all who did - I really appreciate it.  As the tagline says, Seacrets is kind of the coolest bar ever.  Been there a ton of times myself.  I remember the first half of every visit
 
2014-07-29 10:35:34 AM  
part of me wants them to lose just to be able to say, "Seacrets OUT!"
 
2014-07-29 10:38:57 AM  
I'll make you a deal.  I'll do this, in exchange for you either a) enabling comments for the barrage of "featured partner" ads, or b) removing them completely in favor of regular banner ads.
 
2014-07-29 10:40:22 AM  
I voted last time.  Can I vote again?
 
2014-07-29 10:41:11 AM  
What do you hear from a sea shell?

Seacrets...
 
2014-07-29 10:42:04 AM  

Comic Book Guy: I'll make you a deal.  I'll do this, in exchange for you either a) enabling comments for the barrage of "featured partner" ads, or b) removing them completely in favor of regular banner ads.


Weeners
 
2014-07-29 10:42:08 AM  
I voted only because you are going up against a dog named bar. There is one, and only one, name you should give a bar when attaching a canine reference to.
 
2014-07-29 10:42:56 AM  
It is an okay bar. Not exactly my cup of tea but to each their own.
 
2014-07-29 10:43:20 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-07-29 10:43:33 AM  
I find this sort of skullduggery, in order to rig the outcome of a promotional event, to be self-indulgent, false, unbecoming, and outright disgraceful.

I'm all in.
 
2014-07-29 10:44:20 AM  

Drew: I remember the first half of every visit


You're doing it wrong right
 
2014-07-29 10:44:49 AM  

missmez: I voted last time.  Can I vote again?


Once in each new "private window" apparently - not that I would do that.....
 
2014-07-29 10:47:18 AM  

Solty Dog: I voted only because you are going up against a dog named bar. There is one, and only one, name you should give a bar when attaching a canine reference to.


The Greyhound?

/vodka not gin
 
2014-07-29 10:47:53 AM  
A friend of mine runs Dogwatch Tavern.

/Seacrets was a great bar for underage drinking with dudebros back in the day
//Spend more time at Dead Freddies when we go down there now
 
2014-07-29 10:48:31 AM  

MooseBayou: The Greyhound?


Name it that and the only clientele will be transients and people that smell of pee.
 
2014-07-29 10:50:22 AM  

ChipNASA: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 850x478]


my thoughts exactly.

also, LOL hell no, your friend can win on his own merits, not because he knows someone who runs a popular news aggregate website.
 
2014-07-29 10:50:38 AM  
Though I avoid Ocean City MD, I voted and if I ever do find myself in that town at least I'll know of a good
place to go.
 
2014-07-29 10:53:20 AM  
It's gotta be good to make up for that awful awful name.
 
2014-07-29 10:53:39 AM  
oh yea, i gave the competition a leg up. many legs up actually :)
 
2014-07-29 10:54:07 AM  

Solty Dog: I voted only because you are going up against a dog named bar. There is one, and only one, name you should give a bar when attaching a canine reference to.


Leg Humpers?

Ass Scoochers?

Teddybear Raper?

... I could keep going...

/gf's dog will rape the everloving fluffing out of a teddy bear
 
2014-07-29 10:54:22 AM  
Why would I vote for a place I've never been to just to polish Drew's knob?
 
2014-07-29 10:54:49 AM  

ChipNASA: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 850x478]


You'll Get Over It TM
 
2014-07-29 10:55:55 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Leg Humpers?


Ok, this one I like.
 
2014-07-29 10:58:34 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Why would I vote for a place I've never been to just to polish Drew's knob?


you're a whore?
 
2014-07-29 11:00:46 AM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline.
 
2014-07-29 11:01:01 AM  
i.imgur.com
R.I.P. Seacrets
 
2014-07-29 11:03:33 AM  
Okay.  Just one last time.  If I run into you at the bar, I expect a drink.  If I stumble over you lying prostrate under the bar, you can expect to have the money in your wallet pilfered.
 
2014-07-29 11:03:37 AM  
Dearest Drew,

You have too many friends who are bar-owners.

Love,

criscodisco
 
2014-07-29 11:05:26 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Why would I vote for a place I've never been to just to polish Drew's knob?


I voted for the other one because I hate people telling me what to do. You should do the same.
 
2014-07-29 11:05:34 AM  

criscodisco: Dearest Drew,

You have too many friends who are bar-owners.

Love,

criscodisco


Actually this is true.  But I really do know these guys
 
2014-07-29 11:06:09 AM  

Solty Dog: I voted only because you are going up against a dog named bar. There is one, and only one, name you should give a bar when attaching a canine reference to.


Hair of the dog?
 
2014-07-29 11:06:23 AM  
I always thought 'Seahorse' would be a good name for a strip club near the beach.
 
2014-07-29 11:07:03 AM  
Douche central
 
2014-07-29 11:07:48 AM  
Finest bar I have ever been kicked out of.
 
2014-07-29 11:08:20 AM  

CipollinaFan: It is an okay bar. Not exactly my cup of tea but to each their own.


Cup of tea.... bar.  Sounds like you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-07-29 11:08:57 AM  
Agree it's fark n all but doesn't that pretty much kill the whole spirit of the vote

Especially when most actually havent been to the bar

/lame
 
2014-07-29 11:09:28 AM  
Well just give teh hungover college girls free shots and they will vote for it.
 
2014-07-29 11:11:16 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Crewmannumber6: Why would I vote for a place I've never been to just to polish Drew's knob?

I voted for the other one because I hate people telling me what to do. You should do the same.


Same here.

/59% and only going up, Drew
 
2014-07-29 11:11:21 AM  
Seacrets is cool cause its acceptable to piss your pants while drinking a beer and talking to a lady....just imagine all that piss.

stickywallpapers.com
 
2014-07-29 11:11:30 AM  
I think this backfired.  When I first looked at the site, Seacrets was behind 51%-49%.  Now, it's a blowout at 59%-41%.

Asking Farkers to do shiat is like herding cats.
 
2014-07-29 11:12:33 AM  
Drew, have you put this on TFD too? They at least understand what side the bread the butter goes.
 
2014-07-29 11:13:10 AM  
What kind of bar is it? Cause if it's a stupid hipster or frat-douche bar, I'm not voting for it.
 
2014-07-29 11:13:23 AM  

SBinRR: I think this backfired.  When I first looked at the site, Seacrets was behind 51%-49%.  Now, it's a blowout at 59%-41%.

Asking Farkers to do shiat is like herding cats.


It apparently worked for him last week when Seacrets was losing just as hard. Probably last-minute TFers.
 
2014-07-29 11:14:32 AM  
Talbott St. Cafe for the win
 
2014-07-29 11:16:13 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: SBinRR: I think this backfired.  When I first looked at the site, Seacrets was behind 51%-49%.  Now, it's a blowout at 59%-41%.

Asking Farkers to do shiat is like herding cats.

It apparently worked for him last week when Seacrets was losing just as hard. Probably last-minute TFers.


I get that, and I get that helping a friend out is a cool thing to do.  But, I equate this with the people that beg their friends and friends of friends to stuff the ballot box for their kid in the Cutest Baby contests.  Win on merit, not because you know more people that know people.
 
2014-07-29 11:16:15 AM  
Screw this place. They turned away my girlfriend because of her expired drivers license, even though she had an active passport. The bouncers were jerks, to others as well as us. For some reason there were 10+ bouncers, I guess this place attracts a violent crowd to boot. I'll pass thanks.
 
2014-07-29 11:18:02 AM  

SansNeural: CipollinaFan: It is an okay bar. Not exactly my cup of tea but to each their own.

Cup of tea.... bar.  Sounds like you're doing it wrong.


You've obviously never had firefly.

/That's not my tumbler of whisky.
 
2014-07-29 11:18:32 AM  

SBinRR: I think this backfired.  When I first looked at the site, Seacrets was behind 51%-49%.  Now, it's a blowout at 59%-41%.

Asking Farkers to do shiat is like herding cats.


Sort of like the Streisand effect?  You annoy enough people to vote for your place and the annoyed people vote for your competition and the non annoyed people just don't care?
 
2014-07-29 11:21:49 AM  

Comic Book Guy: I'll make you a deal.  I'll do this, in exchange for you either a) enabling comments for the barrage of "featured partner" ads, or b) removing them completely in favor of regular banner ads.


I concur.

The "10 best places for millennials to work" is so ripe for snark, that I am twitching to comment on it.
 
2014-07-29 11:21:54 AM  

Drew: criscodisco: Dearest Drew,

You have too many friends who are bar-owners.

Love,

criscodisco

Actually this is true.  But I really do know these guys


Alright, you've convinced me.  BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

You know, til tomorrow or whatever.
 
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