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(Washington Post)   Why are NFL quarterbacks driving around in the 'free candy' van?   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-07-29 09:43:46 AM  
bestplayerintheworld.com
 
2014-07-29 11:01:40 AM  
Rape vans are windowless.
 
2014-07-29 12:09:14 PM  

EvilEgg: Rape vans are windowless.


It's got seats that fold into a bed, I'm sure it has blinds for the windows.
 
2014-07-29 12:17:44 PM  
Somebody actually sat down to write an article to observe "hey, Jay Cutler and Kirk Cousins are driving similar unfashionable vehicles! What are the odds!" And then someone said "that's just fascinating, let me submit that to Fark" and someone said "yep, lemme greenlight that sucker."

Come on, people. Training camp has opened. There's actual football stuff to talk about.
 
2014-07-29 12:20:06 PM  

Super Chronic: Somebody actually sat down to write an article to observe "hey, Jay Cutler and Kirk Cousins are driving similar unfashionable vehicles! What are the odds!" And then someone said "that's just fascinating, let me submit that to Fark" and someone said "yep, lemme greenlight that sucker."

Come on, people. Training camp has opened. There's actual football stuff to talk about.


And this is just a 'gateway' thread for us to talk about football.  Mods won't approve real football threads so we have to do it this way.

See how it works now?


/have no idea what I'm talking about
//my boss showed me this article this morning; csb
///won tickets for the Patriots/Skins practice next week! :D
 
2014-07-29 12:21:24 PM  

fatalvenom: EvilEgg: Rape vans are windowless.

It's got seats that fold into a bed, I'm sure it has blinds for the windows.


Curtains give them hope that somebody might see what's going on inside.  Biatches don't know about he blinds behind the curtains
 
2014-07-29 12:27:27 PM  
 
2014-07-29 12:28:16 PM  
Bah! No desert scene, coyotes, or diamond shaped window.
 
2014-07-29 12:34:12 PM  
www.toonzone.net
 
2014-07-29 12:36:41 PM  

BATMANATEE: [www.toonzone.net image 850x405]


"This thing is rolling probable cause..."
 
2014-07-29 12:45:36 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-29 12:53:57 PM  
Given the team he plays QB for, it's a good thing to be able to pack up and move at a moment's notice.
 
2014-07-29 01:00:50 PM  

R1mbaud: [img.fark.net image 203x360]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-29 01:07:01 PM  
'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me
 
2014-07-29 01:21:28 PM  
quirkyberkeley.com

/scared of flying.
 
2014-07-29 02:10:34 PM  
I'd be impressed if he rolled up in the A-Team van.
 
2014-07-29 02:13:43 PM  
Because Free Candy, thats why.
 
2014-07-29 02:36:09 PM  
www.donateacar.com
 
rka
2014-07-29 03:34:54 PM  
Mark Chmura is envious.

/American Chewy
 
2014-07-29 04:04:24 PM  
static03.mediaite.com
 
2014-07-29 04:28:53 PM  

smd31: ///won tickets for the Patriots/Skins practice next week! :D



And I thought actual pre-season games were boring to watch.
 
2014-07-29 06:25:45 PM  

Super Chronic: Somebody actually sat down to write an article to observe "hey, Jay Cutler and Kirk Cousins are driving similar unfashionable vehicles! What are the odds!" And then someone said "that's just fascinating, let me submit that to Fark" and someone said "yep, lemme greenlight that sucker."

Come on, people. Training camp has opened. There's actual football stuff to talk about.


You're talkin' bout practice, man.  Practice.
 
2014-07-29 07:01:27 PM  

PowerSlacker: Super Chronic: Somebody actually sat down to write an article to observe "hey, Jay Cutler and Kirk Cousins are driving similar unfashionable vehicles! What are the odds!" And then someone said "that's just fascinating, let me submit that to Fark" and someone said "yep, lemme greenlight that sucker."

Come on, people. Training camp has opened. There's actual football stuff to talk about.

You're talkin' bout practice, man.  Practice.


Signings. Injuries. Holdouts.
 
2014-07-29 07:14:00 PM  

Super Chronic: Somebody actually sat down to write an article to observe "hey, Jay Cutler and Kirk Cousins are driving similar unfashionable vehicles! What are the odds!" And then someone said "that's just fascinating, let me submit that to Fark" and someone said "yep, lemme greenlight that sucker."

Come on, people. Training camp has opened. There's actual football stuff to talk about.


And then you decided to comment. Success!
 
2014-07-29 07:54:05 PM  
So, anybody else notice that it wasn't actually a conversion van?
 
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