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(CNN)   President Obama admits he had a boyhood crush on Linda Ronstadt. Upon learning this, thousands of Republicans rushed to make a humor joke involving "You're No Good"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Linda Ronstadt, visual arts, President Obama, cultural divide, Brooklyn Academy of Music, White House released, Diane Rehm, Joan Holloway  
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2014-07-29 09:06:41 AM  
i.imgur.com

El Obamanacion no es macho
Solamente un borracho...
 
2014-07-29 09:13:29 AM  
Excellent judgment, Mr. President.
 
2014-07-29 09:20:37 AM  
That's a little sophisticated for Republican jokesters, isn't it? Won't they just brush up on their spelling of "miscegenation*"?

*also may be too sophisticated for Republican jokesters
 
2014-07-29 09:23:23 AM  
Wouldn't they be burning her in effigy and declaring her music unamerican?
 
2014-07-29 09:25:27 AM  
She was pretty hot back in the day.
 
2014-07-29 09:26:11 AM  
No Sun City references yet?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-07-29 09:26:22 AM  
I've been down, but not like this before
Can't be 'round this kind of show no more
All, all that you dream
Comes through shinin silver lining
Clouds, clouds change the scene
Rain starts washing all these cautions
Right into your life, makes you realize
Just what is true, what else can you do
You just follow the rule
Keep your eyes on the road that's ahead of you
I've been down, but not like this before
Can't be 'round this kind of show no more
All of the good, good times were ours
In the land of milk and honey
And time, time adds its scars
Rainy days they turn to sunny ones
Livin' the life, livin' the life lovin' everyone
I've been down, but not like this before
Can't be 'round this kind of show no more
I've been down, but not like this before
Can't be 'round this kind of show no more
I've been down, but not like this before
 
2014-07-29 09:29:37 AM  

BunkoSquad: That's a little sophisticated for Republican jokesters, isn't it? Won't they just brush up on their spelling of "miscegenation*"?

*also may be too sophisticated for Republican jokesters


They'll just go for the simple response:

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-29 09:54:02 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

El Obamanacion no es macho
Solamente un borracho...


I love that version of that song. Came to make sure someone included this.

And yeah, Linda was hawt back in the day.

cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-07-29 10:20:45 AM  
Can't blame him.

40.media.tumblr.com


Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.

41.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-29 10:31:57 AM  

Nabb1: She was pretty hot back in the day.


Sadly she all we have now are memories. She suffers from some degenerative neurological condition and she is now housebound.

She didn't even make it out for her admission to the Rock and Roll HOF.
 
2014-07-29 10:54:14 AM  

gilgigamesh: Nabb1: She was pretty hot back in the day.

Sadly she all we have now are memories. She suffers from some degenerative neurological condition and she is now housebound.

She didn't even make it out for her admission to the Rock and Roll HOF.


And yet, her former back-up band, the Eagles (well, Henley and Frey weren't part of her back-up band) carry on. The universe is so cruel sometimes.
 
2014-07-29 10:54:40 AM  

Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird


that's... awesome. and it reminded me of this weird classic:

i45.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-29 11:04:06 AM  

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: Nabb1: She was pretty hot back in the day.

Sadly she all we have now are memories. She suffers from some degenerative neurological condition and she is now housebound.

She didn't even make it out for her admission to the Rock and Roll HOF.

And yet, her former back-up band, the Eagles (well, Henley and Frey weren't part of her back-up band) carry on. The universe is so cruel sometimes.


Don Henley must die
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey
Don Henley must die
 
2014-07-29 11:09:16 AM  

Diogenes: Don Henley must die
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey
Don Henley must die


img.fark.net

approves.
 
2014-07-29 11:19:28 AM  

Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.


Okay, Doctor Strange and Captain America on both playing the same model guitar I can understand. Sort of. But C3P0 on the drums? No way is that bot a drummer.
 
2014-07-29 11:24:55 AM  

DeaH: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.

Okay, Doctor Strange and Captain America on both playing the same model guitar I can understand. Sort of. But C3P0 on the drums? No way is that bot a drummer.


I was thinking the same thing about C3P0. (Also, Captain America is actually playing bass.)
 
2014-07-29 11:37:33 AM  

Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.


Ah, the late 70's and the Star Wars craze. They just threw Star Wars references into everything in the hopes that it would generate extra magazine sales. Sadly, it worked for a very long time.
 
2014-07-29 12:13:50 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

El Obamanacion no es macho
Solamente un borracho...



Leaving thoroughly satisfied.
 
2014-07-29 12:15:46 PM  
Ironic, coming from the party that Don't Know Much.
 
2014-07-29 12:16:13 PM  
Yup.
www.tdpri.com
 
2014-07-29 12:16:28 PM  
She was hot in the 70s, but I was too young to properly appreciate it.
 
2014-07-29 12:18:15 PM  

Somacandra: El Obamanacion no es macho
Solamente un borracho...


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-29 12:18:46 PM  
Pobre de mí Esta vida mejor que se acabe No es para mí...


/Canciones de mi Padre
/1987 represent
 
2014-07-29 12:18:47 PM  
I wanted to make a joke about the black guy trying to get with our wimmens but will wind up just saying she was pretty damn hot and awesome.  She said something against Bush, IIRC, about a decade ago and his churlish minions unsurprisingly freaked the hell out.
 
2014-07-29 12:19:11 PM  
He should talk to my state's governor about that.
 
2014-07-29 12:19:44 PM  

DeaH: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.

Okay, Doctor Strange and Captain America on both playing the same model guitar I can understand. Sort of. But C3P0 on the drums? No way is that bot a drummer.


I see the wookie on the drums.
 
2014-07-29 12:22:12 PM  

Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.

[41.media.tumblr.com image 500x650]


FlashHarry:  that's... awesome. and it reminded me of this weird classic:

[i45.tinypic.com image 601x401]


So much win in this thread already.
 
2014-07-29 12:22:31 PM  
Lust in their heart for Ronstadt is common among politicians.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-29 12:22:48 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: DeaH: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird.

Okay, Doctor Strange and Captain America on both playing the same model guitar I can understand. Sort of. But C3P0 on the drums? No way is that bot a drummer.

I see the wookie on the drums.


www.chrisvotey.com
 
2014-07-29 12:24:05 PM  

EyeballKid: Ironic, coming from the party that Don't Know Much.


I don't know much,
But I know I hate you
That's the way it's always going to be.
 
2014-07-29 12:24:52 PM  

i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com

 
2014-07-29 12:29:10 PM  
Humor joke is best joke.
 
2014-07-29 12:32:17 PM  
There's no doubt Obama loves him some white womens.  He settled for Michelle, so as not to damage his political aspirations.
 
2014-07-29 12:34:00 PM  
She liked cocaine back in the day, too.

/ducks
 
2014-07-29 12:34:14 PM  

FlashHarry: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird

that's... awesome. and it reminded me of this weird classic:

[i45.tinypic.com image 601x401]


Captain America on bass?  That could never happen -- Gibson never made a Les Paul bass in red.

Vader on bass?  That makes sense.  But who's the lead singer, then, hmmm?  Han Solo clearly needs to ditch the POS flying-V and grab a mic.
 
2014-07-29 12:38:05 PM  
I had no idea she was white.
 
2014-07-29 12:41:43 PM  

Totally Sharky Complete: There's no doubt Obama loves him some white womens.  He settled for Michelle, so as not to damage his political aspirations.


Stay Classy.
 
2014-07-29 12:42:15 PM  
He can use his time machine to go back and visit her in her prime, too.
 
2014-07-29 12:42:53 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: She liked cocaine back in the day, too.

/ducks


Didn't everybody?
 
2014-07-29 12:46:40 PM  
Somewhere out there,
Beneath the pale moonlight,
Someone's thinking of me,
Detaining me tonight.

Somewhere out there,
Someone's saying a prayer,
That we'll lose one another,
On that big border out there.

And even though I know how very far apart we are,
It helps to think we might be picked up by the same ICE car,
And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby,
It helps to think we're sleeping and we haven't yet to die.

Somewhere out there,
Coyotes can see us through,
Then we'll be together,
Somewhere out there,
Out where dreams come true...
 
2014-07-29 12:49:58 PM  

Phinn: FlashHarry: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird

that's... awesome. and it reminded me of this weird classic:

[i45.tinypic.com image 601x401]

Captain America on bass?  That could never happen -- Gibson never made a Les Paul bass in red.

Vader on bass?  That makes sense.  But who's the lead singer, then, hmmm?  Han Solo clearly needs to ditch the POS flying-V and grab a mic.


Image cropped. Full pic here:

a.tgcdn.net
 
2014-07-29 12:50:55 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You like WHO? Some cracker b*tch!?! O no you dit-ten!
 
2014-07-29 12:54:10 PM  

Without Fail: Totally Sharky Complete: There's no doubt Obama loves him some white womens.  He settled for Michelle, so as not to damage his political aspirations.

Stay Classy.


That was a thing among conservatives for a while. They said high-status black men always get white women, so Obama is a racist for marrying Michelle.

I am not kidding. The geniuses of the Wall Street Journal op ed pages were among the people braying about it.
 
2014-07-29 12:54:44 PM  
Linda was easier on the eyes, but I always preferred Emmylou Harris' voice...
 
2014-07-29 12:57:28 PM  

FlashHarry: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird

that's... awesome. and it reminded me of this weird classic:

[i45.tinypic.com image 601x401]




GOD, I LOVE THE INTERNET!

 
2014-07-29 01:03:05 PM  

Phinn: FlashHarry: Sybarite: Also, while looking around for some pics I ran across this and just had to post it because it is so weird

that's... awesome. and it reminded me of this weird classic:

[i45.tinypic.com image 601x401]

Captain America on bass?  That could never happen -- Gibson never made a Les Paul bass in red.

Vader on bass?  That makes sense.  But who's the lead singer, then, hmmm?  Han Solo clearly needs to ditch the POS flying-V and grab a mic.


You don't see Leia with the mic?
 
2014-07-29 01:03:54 PM  

varmitydog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x509]

You like WHO? Some cracker b*tch!?! O no you dit-ten!


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-29 01:04:09 PM  
a4.files.biography.com
"What do you mean I don't belong in this thread? The hell I don't!"
 
2014-07-29 01:05:28 PM  
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Knees#
 
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