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(KVAL Eugene)   With seven warrants out for your arrest, the tree outside the credit union drive window is probably not the best place to practice your knife throwing skills   (kval.com) divider line 14
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2014-07-29 12:13:37 AM  
I'd put money on him being an OSU student.
 
2014-07-29 05:40:02 AM  
'Hey, check out my sweet knife skills."
 
2014-07-29 05:57:10 AM  
Maybe he should have practiced some credit skills.
 
2014-07-29 07:04:12 AM  
Different Drew?

*phew*

Man, if I was 23 years old and had male pattern onset baldness like that I'd prolly be a troublemaker as well.
 
2014-07-29 07:10:53 AM  
Is THIS the man you saw, m'am?


dannytrejo.net
 
2014-07-29 07:22:11 AM  

quatchi: Man, if I was 23 years old and had male pattern onset baldness like that I'd prolly be a troublemaker as well.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2014-07-29 07:44:06 AM  
This dude is far on the path to becoming a Carny.
 
2014-07-29 10:07:21 AM  
Since when can trees issue arrest warrants?
 
2014-07-29 10:33:10 AM  
Damn I'm going to be 40 next month and I look younger than him.
 
2014-07-29 11:02:39 AM  
How does one end up with 7 warrants?!  Like, that's rather a lot to get stacked up!
 
2014-07-29 11:14:15 AM  

durbnpoisn: How does one end up with 7 warrants?!  Like, that's rather a lot to get stacked up!


Especially at age 23, is he winning some sort of contest of how many you can stack up before you get arrested?
 
2014-07-29 12:01:09 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: durbnpoisn: How does one end up with 7 warrants?!  Like, that's rather a lot to get stacked up!

Especially at age 23, is he winning some sort of contest of how many you can stack up before you get arrested?


Aw, y'all are so cute! Seriously not hard to do.
 
2014-07-29 12:06:16 PM  
Drew William Phillips

With 3 first names I can guarantee we'll be reading more stories about this guy.
Probably has bodies buried all over his yard.
 
2014-07-29 01:31:02 PM  

durbnpoisn: How does one end up with 7 warrants?!  Like, that's rather a lot to get stacked up!


I knew a guy like that he had multiple ones out for moving violations, domestic issues and petty theft. Most of them he could have gotten taken care of by going to court, paying a fine or going to a angery management study, but he decided he didnt need to and made a bunch of little stuff turn into a big mess.
 
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