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(The Smoking Gun)   Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously okay, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 153
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2014-07-29 12:10:59 AM  
Eh. The windows were down and it was past midnight. How hot could it have been?

Would it have been better to give the BJ in the car and let the kids play in the parking lot?
 
2014-07-29 12:44:59 AM  
Even if you crack the windows and leave them a bowl of water?
 
2014-07-29 01:14:03 AM  

fusillade762: Eh. The windows were down and it was past midnight. How hot could it have been?

Would it have been better to give the BJ in the car and let the kids play in the parking lot?


If they had just been civilized people and gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom, the kids could have been left in the ball pit.

/not to be confused with their mother, who is seemingly also a ball pit of a different sort.
 
2014-07-29 01:26:32 AM  
You know, if this were my mom (and thank God my dice roll turned out differently), I think I would take being temporarily unattended in an SUV over all of us in the same car while the back of her head kept appearing/disappearing in the front next to some guy she calls "your new uncle."
 
2014-07-29 01:48:02 AM  
But did this story have a Happy Ending?
 
2014-07-29 01:50:39 AM  
It's OK by me.
 
2014-07-29 01:51:03 AM  
Was K-Mart closed?
 
2014-07-29 01:51:21 AM  
Princess Marks? Really?
 
2014-07-29 01:51:39 AM  
Princess Marks all over her face
 
2014-07-29 01:56:04 AM  

fusillade762: Eh. The windows were down and it was past midnight. How hot could it have been?


I dunno, sounds to me like things were pretty hot.
 
2014-07-29 01:57:29 AM  
It looks like she is storing his load in one of her cheeks.
 
2014-07-29 01:58:52 AM  
Point the first: Her name is, quite literally, Princess Marks. Holy hell, I'm pretty sure money was going to be exchanged for that act based on her name alone.

Point the second: This took place in Lake Charles. As a Louisiana native and lifelong resident, I feel it my duty to make everyone else aware that Lake Charles is to Louisiana what Oakland is to San Francisco--yeah, it's technically a part of our area, but nobody likes to go there. They only have an ok university (I visited--once--to see what the campus was like before deciding where I wanted to study), and a Walmart. And a casino, which isn't that bad to be honest about it.
 
2014-07-29 02:02:32 AM  
37! This biatch hasv given 37 blowjobs!
 
2014-07-29 02:02:59 AM  

maram500: As a Louisiana native and lifelong resident


Who Dat!
 
2014-07-29 02:03:38 AM  

skinink: 37! This biatch hasv given 37 blowjobs!


In a row?
 
2014-07-29 02:08:23 AM  

mikaloyd: maram500: As a Louisiana native and lifelong resident

Who Dat!


No.

I like football (although I prefer rugby and proper football even more), but that "Who Dat" crap is just annoying. And I still don't know why I agreed to be dragged along to the Super Bowl victory parade however many years ago that was.

/No wait--I remember
//My mother agreed to pay for my liquor
 
2014-07-29 02:14:09 AM  

maram500: Point the first: Her name is, quite literally, Princess Marks. Holy hell, I'm pretty sure money was going to be exchanged for that act based on her name alone.

Point the second: This took place in Lake Charles. As a Louisiana native and lifelong resident, I feel it my duty to make everyone else aware that Lake Charles is to Louisiana what Oakland is to San Francisco--yeah, it's technically a part of our area, but nobody likes to go there. They only have an ok university (I visited--once--to see what the campus was like before deciding where I wanted to study), and a Walmart. And a casino, which isn't that bad to be honest about it.


TWO Wal-Marts, thankyouverymuch. I imagine this was the Hwy 14 Wal-Mart, but it could be at the "white" one over on Nelson...
 
2014-07-29 02:18:30 AM  

JTtheCajun: maram500: Point the first: Her name is, quite literally, Princess Marks. Holy hell, I'm pretty sure money was going to be exchanged for that act based on her name alone.

Point the second: This took place in Lake Charles. As a Louisiana native and lifelong resident, I feel it my duty to make everyone else aware that Lake Charles is to Louisiana what Oakland is to San Francisco--yeah, it's technically a part of our area, but nobody likes to go there. They only have an ok university (I visited--once--to see what the campus was like before deciding where I wanted to study), and a Walmart. And a casino, which isn't that bad to be honest about it.

TWO Wal-Marts, thankyouverymuch. I imagine this was the Hwy 14 Wal-Mart, but it could be at the "white" one over on Nelson...


Two Walmarts, you say? Gracious! Granted, it's been a while since I had any interest in how many there were in Lake Charles. But if the Hwy 14 location is anything like the Walmart on Lafayette's Evangeline Throughway (and if you've ever been there, you know what I'm on about), then...this event wouldn't surprise me.

/Never had any interest in how many Walmarts were in Lake Charles
 
2014-07-29 02:35:33 AM  

BadReligion: skinink: 37! This biatch hasv given 37 blowjobs!

In a row?


At once.
 
2014-07-29 02:40:13 AM  

fusillade762: Eh. The windows were down and it was past midnight. How hot could it have been?

Would it have been better to give the BJ in the car and let the kids play in the parking lot?


The article made no mention of a hot car, that was subtards doing, she was arrested for child desertion. Seems like a stretch to me, they're reasoning was because she could directly see the kids while she was in the BF's car. Hell, if that's all it takes to get charged with that then all parents will be going to jail now.
 
2014-07-29 02:49:55 AM  
"Princess Marks"?

wtf?
 
2014-07-29 02:53:41 AM  
Now we know why Louisiana is the happiest state.
 
2014-07-29 02:54:08 AM  
It could have been worse, Princess Marks could have been in the Denny's parking lot getting the Grand Slam.
 
2014-07-29 03:05:34 AM  
Someone should sell tickets
 
2014-07-29 03:12:21 AM  

log_jammin: "Princess Marks"?

wtf?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-29 03:17:07 AM  
I got head in a car at a Walmart parking lot when I was younger, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-07-29 03:20:17 AM  
This happened to me once with my girlfriend, but we were with my cat... I still don't understand why she left me in the car, but my cat was happy.
 
2014-07-29 03:21:51 AM  
This should make for an interesting week at school for the kids.
 
2014-07-29 03:29:26 AM  
So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.
 
2014-07-29 03:31:48 AM  
*shrugs*

They didn't die. Move on.
 
2014-07-29 03:35:01 AM  
Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well blown. I'm in it for the head.
 
2014-07-29 03:35:30 AM  

wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.


Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."
 
2014-07-29 03:38:25 AM  
I'm confused...was it the parking lot for Walmart or BJ's?
 
2014-07-29 03:39:04 AM  

Prof. Frink: I'm confused...was it the parking lot for Walmart or BJ's?


I think it was at the salad bar at Applebees.
 
2014-07-29 03:40:39 AM  

maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."


And what exactly is that?
 
2014-07-29 03:41:26 AM  

maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."


Which one is the criminal act then?
 
2014-07-29 03:45:10 AM  

wax_on: And what exactly is that?


One is something done out of need, the other is something done out of stupidity. Don't leave your kids in the car while you go shopping, getting lunch with your friends, or having karaoke night at the bar. Don't leave the kids in the car when you're blowing some guy--even if it isn't for money.

Poundit Hardus: Which one is the criminal act then?


The criminal act is the one where she abandons her kids not to do something good, but to get some dumbass's rocks off.
 
2014-07-29 03:50:03 AM  

BadReligion: It looks like she is storing his load in one of her cheeks.


Saving a nut for winter?
 
2014-07-29 03:52:16 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Eh. The windows were down and it was past midnight. How hot could it have been?

Would it have been better to give the BJ in the car and let the kids play in the parking lot?

If they had just been civilized people and gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom, the kids could have been left in the ball pit.

/not to be confused with their mother, who is seemingly also a ball pit of a different sort.


'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
 
2014-07-29 03:53:01 AM  

maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."


I don't see a difference. You just flat out don't leave your kids alone.
 
2014-07-29 04:00:40 AM  

frostus: maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."

I don't see a difference. You just flat out don't leave your kids alone.


The oral sex would take less time than a visit to a hospital.
 
2014-07-29 04:05:16 AM  

WhoGAS: frostus: maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."

I don't see a difference. You just flat out don't leave your kids alone.

The oral sex would take less time than a visit to a hospital.


True but you still don't leave your kids alone. We raised four kids and managed to get them to adulthood without losing any of them in a parking lot.
 
2014-07-29 04:06:44 AM  
I guess they didn't want to blow Uncle John's cover.
 
2014-07-29 04:15:53 AM  

frostus: WhoGAS: frostus: maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."

I don't see a difference. You just flat out don't leave your kids alone.

The oral sex would take less time than a visit to a hospital.

True but you still don't leave your kids alone. We raised four kids and managed to get them to adulthood without losing any of them in a parking lot.


Are you saying you never left your kids alone from the time they were infants until they were adults?
 
2014-07-29 04:20:28 AM  

wax_on: frostus: WhoGAS: frostus: maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."

I don't see a difference. You just flat out don't leave your kids alone.

The oral sex would take less time than a visit to a hospital.

True but you still don't leave your kids alone. We raised four kids and managed to get them to adulthood without losing any of them in a parking lot.

Are you saying you never left your kids alone from the time they were infants until they were adults?


We never left them unsupervised until they were old enough to take care of themselves. That's your job as a parent.
 
2014-07-29 04:24:56 AM  

maram500: wax_on: And what exactly is that?

One is something done out of need, the other is something done out of stupidity. Don't leave your kids in the car while you go shopping, getting lunch with your friends, or having karaoke night at the bar. Don't leave the kids in the car when you're blowing some guy--even if it isn't for money.

Poundit Hardus: Which one is the criminal act then?

The criminal act is the one where she abandons her kids not to do something good, but to get some dumbass's rocks off.


Still not seeing the difference here. In this woman's case the kids were nearby, much closer than leaving them in the parking lot while you go into the hospital. What exactly is wrong with that?

When I was a kid it wasn't considered dangerous to leave your kids in the car alone. I think the unfortunate state of affairs that we're in now is an effect of hysteria about kids safety. Yes, there are certainly times when it is a bad idea to leave your kids in the car (say while you're in the bar for an afternoon bender or robbing a bank, both recent Fark stories) but it's not always parental neglect to do so.
 
2014-07-29 04:26:18 AM  

frostus: wax_on: frostus: WhoGAS: frostus: maram500: wax_on: So they couldn't prove that money had changed hands, which it most certainly had, so they decided to punish her on the pretext of being a bad mom for doing something that every single mom since ever had done (the leaving kids alone for a few minutes part, not the giving a blowjob to a stranger for money part, although your mom probably did that too.) That's bullshiat. Screw cops.

Ehh...there's a difference between "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to pick up a family member from the hospital" (as an example) and "leaving the kids alone for a few minutes to give oral sex to someone."

I don't see a difference. You just flat out don't leave your kids alone.

The oral sex would take less time than a visit to a hospital.

True but you still don't leave your kids alone. We raised four kids and managed to get them to adulthood without losing any of them in a parking lot.

Are you saying you never left your kids alone from the time they were infants until they were adults?

We never left them unsupervised until they were old enough to take care of themselves. That's your job as a parent.


How old was that?

Did TFA say how old the kids were?
 
2014-07-29 04:31:12 AM  

wax_on: Did TFA say how old the kids were?


5 and 7, it said.

What it didn't say was how long she left her kids unattended which I think is rather relevant.

I'm thinking she is either a prostitute with addiction issues or just a really bad mom with bad timing/luck.
 
2014-07-29 04:33:12 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Eh. The windows were down and it was past midnight. How hot could it have been?

Would it have been better to give the BJ in the car and let the kids play in the parking lot?

If they had just been civilized people and gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom, the kids could have been left in the ball pit.

/not to be confused with their mother, who is seemingly also a ball pit of a different sort.


Burger King doesn't have ball pits, certain McDonalds do.
 
2014-07-29 04:45:20 AM  

quatchi: wax_on: Did TFA say how old the kids were?

5 and 7, it said.

What it didn't say was how long she left her kids unattended which I think is rather relevant.

I'm thinking she is either a prostitute with addiction issues or just a really bad mom with bad timing/luck.


Guess I have a problem with condemning her as a bad mom. We just don't know anything about her other than the fact that she gave some guy a blowjob while her kids were in a car nearby. That act is perhaps mildly bad judgement but really not enough to conclude that she's a "really bad mom."
 
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