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(   After a devastating tornado ripped through Revere, Massachusetts, the Boston Globe would like to allay people's fears: Kelly's Roast Beef is still open   ( divider line
    More: Stupid,'s LiveCam, Revere Beach Boulevard  
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2014-07-29 07:01:18 AM  
4 votes:
FEMA estimates thousands of dollars of improvements were left in the tornado's wake
2014-07-28 11:59:18 PM  
4 votes:
Revere? Did they get any kind of warning first?
2014-07-29 07:54:34 AM  
2 votes:
Does this mean we have to hear about ROAST BEEF STRONG for the next two years?
2014-07-28 11:46:07 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-07-28 11:30:59 PM  
2 votes:

merrillvillain: Chicago has better a better sandwich called italian beef.

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Chicago Style Roast Beef.
2014-07-28 08:08:53 PM  
2 votes:
she must have some amazingly resilient thighs. and buns.
2014-07-29 02:52:44 PM  
1 vote:

MBP2112: My poor, poor hometown...  In the past week there's been 3 shootings, and now this?  Maddon'!  The city just put up a big billboard on Rt1 N as you come into the city touting "THE NEW REVERE" as "A GREAT PLACE TO RAISE A FAMILY"

Well, a big enough tornado WILL raise your family...and your house...and your car...
2014-07-29 08:34:35 AM  
1 vote:
Revere is a coastal city so I'm expecting instagram photos of sharks attacking people any minute now.
2014-07-29 07:00:24 AM  
1 vote:
Well if your kitchen is gone, you need to eat somewhere. Sounds like a public service announcement to me.
2014-07-29 05:19:53 AM  
1 vote:

merrillvillain: Chicago has better a better sandwich called italian beef.

You shut your whore mouth.
2014-07-29 05:18:33 AM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Subby, which Kelly's? The original or one of the franchises?

And the tornado hit a mile or so due west, near the 60/107 rotary.

/Meffa representing!

Meffa sucks! Well my asshole neighbors for 8 years suck anyway. Bob's rocks!!!!!

My first thought to all my co-workers was: police interviewing strippers com the squire, "were you naked before the tornado ".
2014-07-29 01:03:51 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-28 11:54:05 PM  
1 vote:

TomD9938: merrillvillain: Chicago has better a better sandwich called italian beef.

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Chicago Style Roast Beef.

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2014-07-28 11:39:51 PM  
1 vote:
But the real question is....

Is Waffle House open?
2014-07-28 11:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
If that was a New York tornado it would have taken the cannoli and left the guns.
2014-07-28 11:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
The people of Boston know what's important. Deli meat.
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