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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Nothing like 'White Pride' tattoos for eyebrows to show how good you are at life decisions   (reviewjournal.com) divider line 111
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2014-07-28 05:33:18 PM  
I thought you needed a whole crew of guys and an elaborate plan to rob a Las Vegas casino?
 
2014-07-28 05:56:59 PM  

vernonFL: I thought you needed a whole crew of guys and an elaborate plan to rob a Las Vegas casino?


Well obviously you do. He was 10 guys and a plant too short.

In the good old days he would have been in a hole in the desert without any cost to the taxpayers.
 
2014-07-28 05:58:43 PM  
plan too short that is.
 
2014-07-28 06:02:50 PM  

Mugato: plan too short that is.


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2014-07-28 06:52:23 PM  
"White Pride" doesn't even rhyme.

/I think the slogan "Wide Pride" would be better in most cases.
 
2014-07-28 07:26:52 PM  

Snarfangel: "White Pride" doesn't even rhyme.


Grandmaster Flash got it to rhyme with both "high price" and "pipeline" in that song that explains why its better to be a business man than a street kid.
 
2014-07-28 07:41:43 PM  
He looks partially latino.
Weird.
 
2014-07-28 08:47:37 PM  

Dr.Fey: Snarfangel: "White Pride" doesn't even rhyme.

Grandmaster Flash got it to rhyme with both "high price" and "pipeline" in that song that explains why its better to be a business man than a street kid.


higher, baby, and don't ever come down
 
2014-07-28 08:49:47 PM  

Snarfangel: "White Pride" doesn't even rhyme.

/I think the slogan "Wide Pride" would be better in most cases.


I have an idea for an eyebrow tattoo.

TOTAL FARK

then on his chin he could tattoo squirrel nuts.
 
2014-07-28 08:50:03 PM  
screenqueens.files.wordpress.com
You know what this says? It says "Make reasonable decisions."
 
2014-07-28 08:51:18 PM  
Ah, visible tattoos.  The easiest way to identify someone incapable of making a rational decision.  It's the Darwin award of the employment pool.
 
2014-07-28 08:52:35 PM  
This guy got to taste fresh oxygen
 
2014-07-28 08:52:50 PM  
Police don't know the exact amount the man stole but estimated it at $30,000. A casino employee confirmed that a man robbed a cashier cage at gunpoint and he said the robber took about $50,000.

By the time they find the robber, he will have hidden the $100,000 somewhere and will be charged for the theft of $250,000. Hopefully someday they'll find his stash and recover the $500,000 that was stolen.
 
2014-07-28 08:57:21 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [screenqueens.files.wordpress.com image 850x363]
You know what this says? It says "Make reasonable decisions choices."



FTFY

I love that movie.
 
2014-07-28 08:57:46 PM  

"An armed robber escaped with tens of thousand of dollars from the Bellagio on Friday night, and Las Vegas police have asked for the public's help finding a person of interest in the crime."


I'd bet money he's either hiding in North Vegas, Pahrump or somewhere near Henderson. But if the casinos were still run by the Mob then the cops would definitely have no chance of finding this guy.


streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-07-28 08:58:17 PM  

AngryDragon: Ah, visible tattoos.  The easiest way to identify someone incapable of making a rational decision.  It's the Darwin award of the employment pool.


Certainly not the right look for a career in armed robbery.
 
2014-07-28 08:58:29 PM  
And where the fark is his chin?
 
2014-07-28 08:59:10 PM  
Enthusiasts of white pride generally have very little that they should be proud of.
 
2014-07-28 09:02:11 PM  

GrailOfThunder: Police don't know the exact amount the man stole but estimated it at $30,000. A casino employee confirmed that a man robbed a cashier cage at gunpoint and he said the robber took about $50,000.

By the time they find the robber, he will have hidden the $100,000 somewhere and will be charged for the theft of $250,000. Hopefully someday they'll find his stash and recover the $500,000 that was stolen.


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-28 09:05:07 PM  
Dis guy's fake-ass tattoos are fake-ass.
 
2014-07-28 09:07:59 PM  
He doesn't look all that white himself
 
2014-07-28 09:08:10 PM  
The "master" race, is it?
 
2014-07-28 09:08:48 PM  
If their white skin is so precious why do they cover it in black ink?
 
2014-07-28 09:09:38 PM  
Being born with a particular complexion is nothing to be proud of: you had nothing to do with it, it's not an accomplishment. Let's see instead how well you understand "your," "yore" and "you're" or "there," "they're" and "their."

I'm Celtic on my father's side and Germanic on my mother's, with no traces of any non-European DNA. And I'll say it more clearly: "white pride" is bullshiat. Only an absolute moron would settle for that.

What's next, Bipedal Pride? Birds walk on two legs, FFS.
 
2014-07-28 09:10:46 PM  
I guess they need to update this scene

/My favorite scene in the entire movie.
 
2014-07-28 09:12:09 PM  
Some people take their love of miracle whip too far.
 
2014-07-28 09:12:18 PM  

CruJones: He doesn't look all that white himself


The zealotry of the convert.
 
2014-07-28 09:13:27 PM  
I'm considering joining a group that combines the white pride and men's rights ideologies with hot yoga. I hear that the girls who show up are real easy.
 
2014-07-28 09:14:03 PM  
FTFA: Anthony Carleo, son of former Las Vegas Municipal Judge George Assad

Well, considering his father wasn't around when he was born, apparently (mother's surname?), that's some grade-A parenting, there, George.

Something tells me the world would not miss a beat if this guy stopped existing, and might actually be a little better off, actually.

Of course, the same could be argued of anybody sporting tattoos on their face or neck that are intended to intimidate others.
 
2014-07-28 09:14:34 PM  

skinink: "An armed robber escaped with tens of thousand of dollars from the Bellagio on Friday night, and Las Vegas police have asked for the public's help finding a person of interest in the crime."
I'd bet money he's either hiding in North Vegas, Pahrump or somewhere near Henderson. But if the casinos were still run by the Mob then the cops would definitely have no chance of finding this guy.
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He's probably out at the bunny ranch doing hookers and blow...cause you know he won't be getting any of that for a long time soon.
 
2014-07-28 09:14:46 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Being born with a particular complexion is nothing to be proud of: you had nothing to do with it, it's not an accomplishment. Let's see instead how well you understand "your," "yore" and "you're" or "there," "they're" and "their."

I'm Celtic on my father's side and Germanic on my mother's, with no traces of any non-European DNA. And I'll say it more clearly: "white pride" is bullshiat. Only an absolute moron would settle for that.

What's next, Bipedal Pride? Birds walk on two legs, FFS.


Genetic sexual preferences pride?
 
2014-07-28 09:14:51 PM  
I can't believe he got away with this. No one was watching the cages??
 
2014-07-28 09:15:32 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Being born with a particular complexion is nothing to be proud of: you had nothing to do with it, it's not an accomplishment. Let's see instead how well you understand "your," "yore" and "you're" or "there," "they're" and "their."

I'm Celtic on my father's side and Germanic on my mother's, with no traces of any non-European DNA. And I'll say it more clearly: "white pride" is bullshiat. Only an absolute moron would settle for that.

What's next, Bipedal Pride? Birds walk on two legs, FFS.


OPPOSABLE THUMB PRIDE!
 
2014-07-28 09:20:00 PM  

CruJones: He doesn't look all that white himself


Bslim: The "master" race, is it?


rudemix: If their white skin is so precious why do they cover it in black ink?


aagrajag: CruJones: He doesn't look all that white himself

The zealotry of the convert.




Clayton Bigsby

i79.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-28 09:20:00 PM  

fusillade762: The One True TheDavid: Being born with a particular complexion is nothing to be proud of: you had nothing to do with it, it's not an accomplishment. Let's see instead how well you understand "your," "yore" and "you're" or "there," "they're" and "their."

I'm Celtic on my father's side and Germanic on my mother's, with no traces of any non-European DNA. And I'll say it more clearly: "white pride" is bullshiat. Only an absolute moron would settle for that.

What's next, Bipedal Pride? Birds walk on two legs, FFS.

OPPOSABLE THUMB PRIDE!


What opposable thumbs might look like:
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-07-28 09:20:26 PM  
On that note. You can be black and proud. Hispanic and proud. Oriental and proud.

What are you supposed to be if you're white? Ashamed?
 
2014-07-28 09:20:28 PM  
FAMILY HISTORY OF PREMATURE BALDING PRIDE!
 
2014-07-28 09:20:51 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-28 09:21:08 PM  

great_tigers: On that note. You can be black and proud. Hispanic and proud. Oriental and proud.

What are you supposed to be if you're white? Ashamed?


White and nerdy.
 
2014-07-28 09:21:33 PM  

eas81: CruJones: He doesn't look all that white himself

Bslim: The "master" race, is it?

rudemix: If their white skin is so precious why do they cover it in black ink?

aagrajag: CruJones: He doesn't look all that white himself

The zealotry of the convert.

Clayton Bigsby

[i79.photobucket.com image 713x468]


dammit! less than a minute!!!!

/gud jorb
 
2014-07-28 09:22:14 PM  

Snarfangel: fusillade762: The One True TheDavid: Being born with a particular complexion is nothing to be proud of: you had nothing to do with it, it's not an accomplishment. Let's see instead how well you understand "your," "yore" and "you're" or "there," "they're" and "their."

I'm Celtic on my father's side and Germanic on my mother's, with no traces of any non-European DNA. And I'll say it more clearly: "white pride" is bullshiat. Only an absolute moron would settle for that.

What's next, Bipedal Pride? Birds walk on two legs, FFS.

OPPOSABLE THUMB PRIDE!

What opposable thumbs might look like:
[static.comicvine.com image 366x300]s

She has man hands

33.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-07-28 09:22:25 PM  
This is why they tell you to punch the biggest guy you can find right in the face on your first day in prison, to establish your dominance. If you don't, you just end up as random-peckerwood #79 in the Aryan Brotherhood, and then when someone says you gotta get white pride tattoos where your eyebrows used to be, who are you to say no?

I've been reading up on prison politics, so that I'm at least semi-prepared when they inevitably bring back debtor's prisons.
 
2014-07-28 09:23:04 PM  

great_tigers: On that note. You can be black and proud. Hispanic and proud. Oriental and proud.

What are you supposed to be if you're white? Ashamed?


Pride in any thing or trait that one did not accomplish oneself is illogical, and usually a sign of a complete lack of accomplishment.

That goes for everyone.
 
2014-07-28 09:23:46 PM  

fusillade762: The One True TheDavid: Being born with a particular complexion is nothing to be proud of: you had nothing to do with it, it's not an accomplishment. Let's see instead how well you understand "your," "yore" and "you're" or "there," "they're" and "their."

I'm Celtic on my father's side and Germanic on my mother's, with no traces of any non-European DNA. And I'll say it more clearly: "white pride" is bullshiat. Only an absolute moron would settle for that.

What's next, Bipedal Pride? Birds walk on two legs, FFS.

OPPOSABLE THUMB PRIDE!



Two legs bad, four legs good!!!
 
2014-07-28 09:23:56 PM  

thesloppy: This is why they tell you to punch the biggest guy you can find right in the face on your first day in prison, to establish your dominance. If you don't, you just end up as random-peckerwood #79 in the Aryan Brotherhood, and then when someone says you gotta get white pride tattoos where your eyebrows used to be, who are you to say no?

I've been reading up on prison politics, so that I'm at least semi-prepared when they inevitably bring back debtor's prisons.


Or, if you like anal, prison is your jackpot.
 
2014-07-28 09:25:03 PM  

great_tigers: On that note. You can be black and proud. Hispanic and proud. Oriental and proud.

What are you supposed to be if you're white? Ashamed?


Yes because white people are all bad and evil.

It is also not racist to say the above.

/fishy fishy fishy oh
 
2014-07-28 09:27:09 PM  
Carleo was upset that his father had cut his $1,000-a-month allowance to $600.

How old is this guy?
 
2014-07-28 09:27:26 PM  
Another shining example of the glorious white race.
 
2014-07-28 09:27:55 PM  

fusillade762: OPPOSABLE THUMB PRIDE!


Hey don't knock it.  I'm absolutely certain that my opposable thumb (and bone idleness) is the only thing keeping my dog from opening the door, getting meaningful employment, earning more than me, and eventually deciding that she's "grown past me" before she moves out and starts posting pictures of her new human companion on Facebook.
 
2014-07-28 09:28:11 PM  
The tattoo artists grossly misspelled "dumb ass".
 
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