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(The Smoking Gun)   It's the goddamned bat goatee in this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-07-28 02:59:51 PM  
Arrested for possession of a controlled substance
www.thesmokinggun.com The spice must flow
 
2014-07-28 05:36:39 PM  
She can extort something outta me, if you know what I mean...

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2014-07-28 05:37:41 PM  
"No I di-int!"

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2014-07-28 05:43:24 PM  
Wanted for that horrible Christmas song, "So This is Christmas."

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2014-07-28 09:48:14 PM  
"Arrested for fighting"
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Additional charge of being fast as lightning.
 
2014-07-28 09:49:32 PM  
Arrested for drug possession.

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Possessed by drugs?
 
2014-07-28 09:51:05 PM  

TheOther: Possessed by drugs?


Well, he does work for the Streets Department...
 
2014-07-28 09:52:16 PM  
"Penis goes right there."
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2014-07-28 09:54:51 PM  
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2014-07-28 09:55:40 PM  
Arrested for making false statements to law enforcement.
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And on her wedding day of all days.
 
2014-07-28 09:57:25 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Arrested for making false statements to law enforcement.
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And on her wedding day of all days.


Ironic, don'cha think?
 
2014-07-28 09:57:49 PM  

Fark In The Duck: She can extort something outta me, if you know what I mean...

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Bit of the cray cray in there me likey!!!

/Send her to my domicile
 
2014-07-28 10:00:46 PM  
Is the douchey goatee thing over yet?
 
2014-07-28 10:02:13 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: farkingismybusiness: Arrested for making false statements to law enforcement.
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And on her wedding day of all days.

Ironic, don'cha think?


Like a herpes sore, on your lower lip.
 
2014-07-28 10:02:41 PM  
Bathe #10 and bring her to my tent.
 
2014-07-28 10:06:21 PM  
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2014-07-28 10:10:37 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Arrested for making false statements to law enforcement.
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And on her wedding day of all days.


That's the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard of.  Arrested for lying to the police?  WTF?  They are TRAINED to lie to your face to confuse you and get the "facts" they need to convict you.  How in the fark can it be illegal to lie back?

/never been arrested - just annoyed at the complete hypocrisy
 
2014-07-28 10:11:30 PM  
Those are contacts on #5 right?
 
2014-07-28 10:13:52 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Those are contacts on #5 right?


Kwisatz Haderach.
 
2014-07-28 10:14:17 PM  
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2014-07-28 10:17:25 PM  
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They finally caught Professor Zoom

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2014-07-28 10:17:32 PM  
Oh joy.. Now ads have been added in between people's posts on the mobile site.
 
2014-07-28 10:19:13 PM  

Fark In The Duck: She can extort something outta me, if you know what I mean...

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Yeah, when you factor in the whole "arrest" thing, most mugshots take a good 3 points off of your score. She still looks pretty good.
 
2014-07-28 10:20:13 PM  
I'd like to Slay her Buffy.

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2014-07-28 10:20:50 PM  
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2014-07-28 10:22:04 PM  
Can you hurry up with the booking and get me to my cell? I gotta start a batch of Pruno

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2014-07-28 10:22:21 PM  
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2014-07-28 10:24:26 PM  
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You know, sometimes I have to give these people with the whole 'c'est la vie' some credit. I mean, getting arrested is bad, but it doesn't always bring your entire life to a screeching halt and immediately make you a pariah.

Sometimes, "Fark it" is the best response.
 
2014-07-28 10:24:53 PM  

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I noticed that myself too :(
 
2014-07-28 10:25:58 PM  
Arrested for possession of a drug abuse instrument.

A....a what?!??!
 
2014-07-28 10:30:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Arrested for possession of a drug abuse instrument.

A....a what?!??!


Jazz flute.
 
2014-07-28 10:33:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Arrested for possession of a drug abuse instrument.

A....a what?!??!


Ball gag for green bud?
 
2014-07-28 10:33:18 PM  
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2014-07-28 10:33:37 PM  
Poor man's tittie sprinkles.
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Arrested for indecent exposure... to his granddaughter.
 
2014-07-28 10:34:29 PM  

favim.comGyrfalcon: Arrested for possession of a drug abuse instrument.

A....a what?!??!


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2014-07-28 10:37:27 PM  

Fark In The Duck: She can extort something outta me, if you know what I mean...

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Ne'er heerd of "Sticketh it not unto crazy, ye verily"?
 
2014-07-28 10:43:04 PM  

Mikey1969: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x525]

You know, sometimes I have to give these people with the whole 'c'est la vie' some credit. I mean, getting arrested is bad, but it doesn't always bring your entire life to a screeching halt and immediately make you a pariah.

Sometimes, "Fark it" is the best response.


Guy was already wearing a TMNT shirt.  He knows what's up.
 
2014-07-28 10:45:07 PM  
The spice must flow:
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2014-07-28 10:47:16 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Arrested for possession of a drug abuse instrument.

A....a what?!??!



i.imgur.com

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2014-07-28 10:49:43 PM  
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Arrested for throwing human waste at a detention officer? Probably more of those horrific pus sacs on his face. Groom that shiat with some cuticle tweezers, man.
 
2014-07-28 10:51:36 PM  

Fark In The Duck: She can extort something outta me, if you know what I mean...


Rupees, heroin, and Canasta points?
 
2014-07-28 10:54:26 PM  
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2014-07-28 11:31:06 PM  
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2014-07-28 11:39:00 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: farkingismybusiness: Arrested for making false statements to law enforcement.
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And on her wedding day of all days.

That's the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard of.  Arrested for lying to the police?  WTF?  They are TRAINED to lie to your face to confuse you and get the "facts" they need to convict you.  How in the fark can it be illegal to lie back?

/never been arrested - just annoyed at the complete hypocrisy


It could be that false statements involved a police report the person was making and they lied. I was actually on a 6-person jury for a woman accused of making a false police report. She had loaned her car to her boyfriend and while she was at work he took it to a wrecking yard and sold it for parts. So, instead of telling the police the truth (that she had allowed her boyfriend to borrow her car) she lied and reported it stolen instead. Took us about 5 minutes to convict her because she admitted what she had done while on the stand and under oath.

I do know the boyfriend was arrested and charged. No internet back then so I don't know if he was convicted, but I suspect he was.
 
2014-07-28 11:39:52 PM  
nytmare:

That's what I came here for.
 
2014-07-28 11:41:28 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Arrested for making false statements to law enforcement.
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And on her wedding day of all days.


Because misleading an official investigation can cause you jail time? No idea on wtf happened, and honestly I agree with you.

/I plead Da Fif.
//Like most cops.
///As long as I am the one that has called them to an issue like a passed out drunk in a car.
////Otherwise, FIF.
 
2014-07-28 11:42:23 PM  

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Wonderful.
 
2014-07-28 11:44:02 PM  
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You said Legion and the demon said Legion so that's a match.
 
2014-07-29 12:00:56 AM  
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2014-07-29 12:03:10 AM  
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Fabulous !!!
 
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