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(UPI)   Apparently, Stephen Hawking is a 'somewhat of a regular' at a California strip club   (upi.com) divider line 87
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2014-07-28 01:10:16 PM  
"He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

Stellar.
 
2014-07-28 01:26:36 PM  
I hope he has the time of his life.
 
2014-07-28 01:33:21 PM  
Good for him.
 
2014-07-28 01:39:35 PM  

phlegmmo: "He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

Stellar.


Genius, even.
 
2014-07-28 01:58:48 PM  
I am the mighty Stephen Hawking,
I am dope like LSD,
I am fly I kick it old school,
I'll tell you that for free.
On the stage I rock the mic,
My science is so tight,
Other rappers best step off,
I'm bad like Dolamite.
 
2014-07-28 02:50:40 PM  
Well, yeah. He's paralyzed, not dead.
 
2014-07-28 03:39:18 PM  
How much is a laptop dance these days?
 
2014-07-28 03:47:56 PM  
They named the entrance the Event Whorizon, because once Hawking rolls in, it's impossible for him to leave.
 
2014-07-28 03:48:44 PM  

James!: Good for him.


^^^This^^^

It's gotta be a bit creepy for the girls, though. Yeah, it's their job and all, but still, creepy.

/does he still pop wood?
 
2014-07-28 03:50:22 PM  
img.fark.net
They see me rollin'... they hatin'.
 
2014-07-28 03:57:41 PM  
This was a story two and a half years ago.  Really, Fark?
 
2014-07-28 03:59:06 PM  

J.Shelby: This was a story two and a half years ago.  Really, Fark?


Presumably, Hawking's condition has worstened since then.
 
2014-07-28 03:59:28 PM  
I want a job as his assistant
 
2014-07-28 03:59:34 PM  
Good for him.  Having a genuis mind locked in a contorted body, he deserves some physical intimacy.

Of course I am sure he has found out that there is "NO sex in the Chamnpagne room."
 
2014-07-28 04:00:58 PM  
 
2014-07-28 04:02:59 PM  

RocketRod: They see me rollin'... they hatin'.


Well done.
 
2014-07-28 04:03:21 PM  
All the intelligence in the world, and the poor bastard can't even enjoy the simple pleasure of walking a dog on a cool morning. I don't know weather to be sad for him or for the rest of us.
 
2014-07-28 04:03:50 PM  

2xcited: Good for him.  Having a genuis mind locked in a contorted body, he deserves some physical intimacy.

Of course I am sure he has found out that there is "NO sex in the Chamnpagne room."


Good thing blowjobs aren't sex then.
 
2014-07-28 04:04:01 PM  

machoprogrammer: I want a job as his assistant


You might wanna think about what that might entail in a strip club and reconsider your position.
 
2014-07-28 04:04:27 PM  

J.Shelby: This was a story two and a half years ago.  Really, Fark?


This should probably be a follow up since there was a previous tag on Fark about this (that included pictures.)
 
2014-07-28 04:05:03 PM  
Uhhh... yeah, that is nobody's business.
 
2014-07-28 04:05:20 PM  
The fark is with these ads? Anyone else seeing these?
 
2014-07-28 04:05:33 PM  
"But Stephen is by far the last person I ever expected to see in this club."

You should ask his ex-wife then. Ask her why she divorced him.
 
2014-07-28 04:06:15 PM  
Unless Stephen Hawking has found some kind of scientific formula relative to strip clubs -
say, the chemical composition of pole-dancing poles, or the frequency of the notes in strip-club
music - I can't figure out why he would even be interested.
 
2014-07-28 04:06:20 PM  

Mark Ratner: It's gotta be a bit creepy for the girls, though. Yeah, it's their job and all, but still, creepy.


Maybe, but one thing you can count on is that he won't get grabby.
 
2014-07-28 04:06:41 PM  

2xcited: Good for him.  Having a genuis mind locked in a contorted body, he deserves some physical intimacy.

Of course I am sure he has found out that there is "NO sex in the Chamnpagne room."


Fro Steven Hawkings?  There is or is not sex in the Champagne room depending on who is looking
 
2014-07-28 04:06:42 PM  

nmrsnr: Well, yeah. He's paralyzed, not dead.


Actually, I don't think he is paralyzed in the traditional sense.  His condition is caused by a disease not an injury.  He may actually still be able to feel sensation, even if he can't use most of his body.  I don't know enough about his condition to be sure, but if he has women rubbing up against him, it sounds like he can still feel something.
 
2014-07-28 04:06:48 PM  
Hardly the only world renowned physicist to do this. Cf Richard Feynman
 
2014-07-28 04:07:11 PM  

mysticcat: How much is a laptop dance these days?


AAAHHHHAAHAHAHAAA!!

o great mysticcat, thanks for that one!
hilarious!
 
2014-07-28 04:07:19 PM  

ozone: I am the mighty Stephen Hawking,
I am dope like LSD,
I am fly I kick it old school,
I'll tell you that for free.
On the stage I rock the mic,
My science is so tight,
Other rappers best step off,
I'm bad like Dolamite.


Dr. Dre can suck my d**k,
that biatch got no PHD,
I lost count of mine,
I got stupid whack degrees.
Complex math it ain't no thing,
I'm mad dope crazy fly,
like Quantum formula,
I'll leave you asking why.
 
2014-07-28 04:08:48 PM  
Somebody gonna make it precipitate in heeeeeeere!!!!
 
2014-07-28 04:09:03 PM  
I'm pretty sure a "strip club" and a "swingers club" are two entirely different things, but this article uses them interchangably.  I know, I know, that's modern journalism for you, where the journalists pretend they're completely clueless about anything that isn't high culture.  But still, c'mon.
 
2014-07-28 04:09:57 PM  
The smartest man in the world likes dumb naked broads grinding on him enough to pay for it?

Im not that surprised. He never seemed like a true feminist to me.
 
2014-07-28 04:10:44 PM  

mikaloyd: The smartest man in the world likes dumb naked broads grinding on him enough to pay for it?

Im not that surprised. He never seemed like a true feminist to me.


Trolling? Threadjack?

/Unsure.
 
2014-07-28 04:11:03 PM  
He's been a regular at a swing club there for years, we haven't been but we have friends who have seen him there personally.  We could go but we don't live in socal ;)
 
2014-07-28 04:11:44 PM  
I can just imagine the robot voice saying "oh. Yes. Shake that booty. Yes. Like that."
 
2014-07-28 04:11:52 PM  
everybody likes sluts dude
 
2014-07-28 04:12:23 PM  
www.freepresshouston.com

www.overclock.net
 
2014-07-28 04:12:46 PM  

paygun: everybody likes sluts dude


hear hear!
 
2014-07-28 04:13:54 PM  

mikaloyd: The smartest man in the world likes dumb naked broads grinding on him enough to pay for it?

Im not that surprised. He never seemed like a true feminist to me.


xania.org
 
2014-07-28 04:14:07 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: All the intelligence in the world, and the poor bastard can't even enjoy the simple pleasure of walking a dog on a cool morning. I don't know weather to be sad for him or for the rest of us.


I feel sad for whoever thinks getting up early, to pick up warm dog poop, is a pleasure.
 
2014-07-28 04:14:25 PM  
How on earth does he hold on to the pole?!?!

Oh... as a client.  Nevermind.
 
2014-07-28 04:14:53 PM  
nerdapproved.com
 
2014-07-28 04:15:17 PM  
It's good to see he blows off steam like us regular folk.
 
2014-07-28 04:15:17 PM  
It's not what you think. It's just business.

A pimp has to tour the stables every now and again or the fillies get restless.

/You are hearing me say this in my robot voice.
 
2014-07-28 04:15:30 PM  

spawn73: Sin_City_Superhero: All the intelligence in the world, and the poor bastard can't even enjoy the simple pleasure of walking a dog on a cool morning. I don't know weather to be sad for him or for the rest of us.

I feel sad for whoever thinks getting up early, to pick up warm dog poop, is a pleasure.


We call those hand-warmers up around these parts.
 
2014-07-28 04:15:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-28 04:16:31 PM  
DNRTFA, but it seems everyone is assuming he's somewhat of a regular customer.

As opposed to a performer.

/oh...my brain...it's leaking out of my ears
 
2014-07-28 04:16:46 PM  

durbnpoisn: Presumably, Hawking's condition has worstened since then.


Really, his condition can't get any worse now? That sucks.
 
2014-07-28 04:16:59 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The fark is with these ads? Anyone else seeing these?


I see them on the mobile side, but ABP keeps me safe on the PC.
 
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