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(Washington Post)   Tape of Nixon discussing Panda sex is missing about 18 minutes of the really hardcore stuff   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-28 04:15:51 PM
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R.I.P. GENMA SAOTOME
 
2014-07-28 05:20:30 PM
Especially the part where he asked "Are you for panda rape?"
 
2014-07-28 05:34:20 PM
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2014-07-28 05:52:33 PM
Those 18 minutes are ...unbearable... to listen to.
 
2014-07-28 09:12:04 PM
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2014-07-28 10:46:08 PM
If Johnson were still in office, it would have been 18 minutes of him talking about his inseam chafing his balls, while simultaneously taking a dump and trying to discuss policy with his aides.
 
2014-07-28 10:47:19 PM
When you're with a panda, it's all hardcore.

/trust me.
 
2014-07-28 10:50:16 PM
So anyway, we open the panda crate, and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing was dead. Upchucked its bamboo. True story.

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2014-07-28 10:55:06 PM

xanadian: Those 18 minutes are ...unbearable... to listen to.


As Mr. Nixon became aroused, he began a slow pelvic undulation in his chair, evidenced by the rhythmic slapping of his jowl against the phone receiver.
 
2014-07-28 11:00:21 PM
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2014-07-28 11:23:07 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Especially the part where he asked "Are you for panda rape?"


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2014-07-28 11:51:44 PM
christ, lady, you're gonna put an eye out

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2014-07-28 11:52:44 PM
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2014-07-29 12:36:36 AM

FrancoFile: If Johnson were still in office, it would have been 18 minutes of him talking about his inseam chafing his balls, while simultaneously taking a dump and trying to discuss policy with his aides.


Came here for this...

/ got nuthin else
 
2014-07-29 12:44:30 AM
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2014-07-29 01:25:37 AM
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2014-07-29 02:57:33 AM
Panda goes into a restaurant. After his meal he pulls out a revolver and starts blasting away. Bullets flying everywhere.

As he is walking out, the waiter says, "Dude! What was up with that?"

Panda replies, "I'm a panda, go look it up!"

Waiter pulls out the dictionary, thumbs through it to:

Panda. Noun. Bear like animal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
 
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2014-07-29 05:58:52 AM
Noyes: When are they arriving?
Nixon: April 1st.
Noyes: uh huh.
 
2014-07-29 08:46:30 AM

Diacetylmorphine: Panda goes into a restaurant. After his meal he pulls out a revolver and starts blasting away. Bullets flying everywhere.

As he is walking out, the waiter says, "Dude! What was up with that?"

Panda replies, "I'm a panda, go look it up!"

Waiter pulls out the dictionary, thumbs through it to:

Panda. Noun. Bear like animal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.


I never heard that one before. That's pretty funny.
 
2014-07-29 09:14:10 AM
Worst. Penthouse. Forum. Letter. Ever.
 
2014-07-29 09:48:51 AM
A background slap bass track would help a lot.
And some screaming minks too...
 
2014-07-29 11:53:30 AM
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Subject of the missing tape
 
2014-07-29 01:34:29 PM
Six months later, the pandas resigned under a haze of suspicion. Three months after that, the first panda pled guilty to obstruction of justice, jury tampering, perjury, and lying to police. The other turned states evidence and was instrumental in the special prosecutor's efforts to prosecute a third panda with CIA connections which had managed an illegal slush fund at CREEP (Committee for the Repatration of Exotic animals Especially Pandas).
 
2014-07-29 02:04:21 PM

hillary: Diacetylmorphine: Panda goes into a restaurant. After his meal he pulls out a revolver and starts blasting away. Bullets flying everywhere.

As he is walking out, the waiter says, "Dude! What was up with that?"

Panda replies, "I'm a panda, go look it up!"

Waiter pulls out the dictionary, thumbs through it to:

Panda. Noun. Bear like animal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.

I never heard that one before. That's pretty funny.

First

time I heard it, Poppy Bush was president.
 
2014-07-29 03:02:13 PM
He really was a wanker, wasn't he?

Did he ever make a comment that was not stupid and embarrasing?
 
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