xanadian: Those 18 minutes are ...unbearable... to listen to.
cameroncrazy1984: Especially the part where he asked "Are you for panda rape?"
FrancoFile: If Johnson were still in office, it would have been 18 minutes of him talking about his inseam chafing his balls, while simultaneously taking a dump and trying to discuss policy with his aides.
hillary: Diacetylmorphine: Panda goes into a restaurant. After his meal he pulls out a revolver and starts blasting away. Bullets flying everywhere.As he is walking out, the waiter says, "Dude! What was up with that?"Panda replies, "I'm a panda, go look it up!"Waiter pulls out the dictionary, thumbs through it to:Panda. Noun. Bear like animal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.I never heard that one before. That's pretty funny.First
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