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2014-07-28 01:14:19 PM  
I just figured my cat was surfing porn.

Again.
 
2014-07-28 02:03:13 PM  

SmackLT: I just figured my cat was surfing porn.

Again.


BAD PUSSY
 
2014-07-28 02:38:14 PM  
lh5.ggpht.com

Warning: may cause collapse of civilization into warring castes
 
2014-07-28 02:38:22 PM  

ozone: SmackLT: I just figured my cat was surfing porn.

Again.

BAD PUSSY


Better than rotten pussy
 
2014-07-28 02:51:34 PM  
So it's basically ICQ for today.
 
2014-07-28 02:52:43 PM  
Yo
 
2014-07-28 02:58:54 PM  
Who? Xie and Hu? Xie xie, Xie. Xie xie, Hu.
 
2014-07-28 02:59:24 PM  
This was originally intended for our resident feline psycho, but it works here as well

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-28 03:06:59 PM  
This is exactly why I don't use social media. The whole reason I'm on my computer instead of talking to the people I know is that most of the people I know are really freaking annoying. It's bad enough so many of them know my email address.

Smeggy Smurf: So it's basically ICQ for today.


Uh oh...
 
2014-07-28 03:07:55 PM  
LAUGHTER OL?
 
2014-07-28 03:08:25 PM  
FTFA:   Everyone who installs the app is asked to connect their Meow Chat account with their Facebook account

ffs.  Yet ANOTHER reason I should asplode my Facebook account. :/
 
2014-07-28 03:11:08 PM  

mjjt: This was originally intended for our resident feline psycho, but it works here as well

[i60.tinypic.com image 460x569]


Not so funny, is it meow?
 
2014-07-28 03:11:56 PM  

Tax Boy: Warning: may cause collapse of civilization into warring castes


Pfft. Says the Four.

Move aside, mundane. Five coming through!
 
2014-07-28 03:17:05 PM  
i.imgur.com

That was Colonel Meow's secret plan to execute at his death.
 
2014-07-28 03:56:31 PM  

Tax Boy: Warning: may cause collapse of civilization into warring castes


Came for this, leaving satisfied!
 
2014-07-28 04:08:19 PM  
Do I want to join? Naw, I'm just not feline it.
 
2014-07-28 04:11:06 PM  

ozone: SmackLT: I just figured my cat was surfing porn.

Again.

BAD PUSSY


SnapCat for Kitty porn.
 
2014-07-28 04:14:21 PM  

New Farkin User Name: LAUGHTER OL?


I was hoping this would be a MSTD tribute thread. There's still time.
 
2014-07-28 04:20:00 PM  
Oh hai thar.
 
2014-07-28 04:22:40 PM  
www.wingtips.org.uk
 
2014-07-28 04:23:36 PM  
I pretty much assumed, as did many Sci-Fi writers, that civilization would collapse because people were obsessed with inane leisure activities, but I think we all vastly underestimated just how inane they would be.
 
2014-07-28 04:30:42 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: So it's basically ICQ for today.


Yeah.  Glad I don't use social media*.  I remember getting so many girls wanting to marry me as soon as I sent them money.  It was sooooooo great.  /rollseyes

*No, not because I'm "better" than everyone; just I have no family or friends that would require me to use it.
 
2014-07-28 04:43:22 PM  
Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh why the hell not.

It's that or it's this, so pick your poison.

/i need to go buy some rubber spiders
 
2014-07-28 05:06:22 PM  
I truly hate when people join Twitter, LinkdIn etc and give the web site access to their contact list so then I'm spammed with "hey!  Join Twitter so you can talk to this person, or join LInkdIn and acknowledge that you know this guy".

It's almost always people I don't want to connect with in the first place and I don't want to deal with them.  I had an issue with LinkdIn where a vendor had given them my email.  I did the opt out at the bottom of the email and it told me that it didn't know anything about my email address.  So I sent them a lovely feedback mentioning the CAN-SPAM act and how they were in violation because I couldn't opt out of receiving email from them.  I received an email the next day saying "sorry, we've fixed the problem".
 
2014-07-28 05:13:43 PM  
QUICK, Zuckerberg, offer them 3 kajillion dollars for their crappy app!
 
2014-07-28 05:21:00 PM  

hogans: Tax Boy: Warning: may cause collapse of civilization into warring castes

Pfft. Says the Four.

Move aside, mundane. Five coming through!


No one's going to deny me a smart/funny on my birthday!
 
2014-07-28 05:54:19 PM  
cdn.smosh.com
 
2014-07-28 05:56:55 PM  
Time for a meow cascade!

/meow
 
2014-07-28 05:58:56 PM  

BizarreMan: I truly hate when people join Twitter, LinkdIn etc and give the web site access to their contact list


I don't know about Twitter, but with LinkedIn there are multiple lawsuits going on right now, to the effect that people like me did NOT give them access to their email, contact list, etc, yet they got it somehow.  In my case, DUH, I used the same password on my 'junk' email account so it snarfed those.  I still in no way opted in.  Others have said "no thanks" and then were treated to their 500 contacts all getting invites from "them".

LinkedIn also does slimeball tricks like making everything it ever snarfed from you a "contact" and making that the default list, when only some of those are genuine "connections" that you made through it's network.

Why haven't I dumped it?  Mostly laziness.  But I do have different passwords for everything now.  The one for LinkedIn is not family friendly.
 
2014-07-28 06:10:05 PM  

Kittypie070: Oh hai thar.


Clicked in just to see this.

*pets Kitty*
 
2014-07-28 07:13:23 PM  

Iggie: Time for a meow cascade!

/meow


//meow meow
 
2014-07-28 07:41:26 PM  
ZMugg: Iggie:  Time for a meow cascade!

/meow

//meow meow


Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow!

(OK, Meow Mix, where's my check?)
 
2014-07-28 07:55:49 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ZMugg: Iggie:  Time for a meow cascade!

/meow

//meow meow

Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow!

(OK, Meow Mix, where's my check?)


i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-28 08:31:49 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ZMugg: Iggie:  Time for a meow cascade!

/meow

//meow meow

Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow!

(OK, Meow Mix, where's my check?)

[i291.photobucket.com image 499x205]


MEOW SO LOUD M*THERF**KERS GONNA FEED ME
 
2014-07-28 08:35:05 PM  
Oh, pardon me, I left my manners in my back pocket.

ZMugg: Iggie: Time for a meow cascade!

/meow

//meow meow


///meow meow meow
 
2014-07-28 10:02:10 PM  
www.obeythepurebreed.com

All part of the 5 year plan.
 
2014-07-28 10:08:24 PM  

WhoGAS: Smeggy Smurf: So it's basically ICQ for today.

Yeah.  Glad I don't use social media*.  I remember getting so many girls wanting to marry me as soon as I sent them money.  It was sooooooo great.  /rollseyes

*No, not because I'm "better" than everyone; just I have no family or friends that would require me to use it.



Man, ran ICQ for so many years after it was dead, just on the off chance a long lost internet friend came back on.  It was interesting to see how shiatty the program got over the years after AOL bought it and slowly merged it with AIM.


mjjt: This was originally intended for our resident feline psycho, but it works here as well

[i60.tinypic.com image 460x569]


My God.  I want that tshirt.
 
2014-07-29 01:02:25 AM  

Kittypie070: Oh, pardon me, I left my manners in my back pocket.


That's okay. I f'ed it up anyway, not using attribution marks and all.

meow
> meow
>> meow
>>> meow
 
2014-07-29 06:52:49 AM  
Back in the olden days of Usenet, rec.pets.cats.community (the group where everyone's cat would meowchat about events among themselves)  was an awesome to place troll.  You pretty much knew everyone was an overweight, unmarried, middle aged, shut-in woman so they had a target on their backs.
 
2014-07-29 11:03:39 AM  
meow is the summer of our discontent
 
2014-07-29 11:41:10 AM  

bigstoopidbruce: I pretty much assumed, as did many Sci-Fi writers, that civilization would collapse because people were obsessed with inane leisure activities, but I think we all vastly underestimated just how inane they would be.


I suspect a lot of them were hoping we'd be too busy having non-stop orgies to get the dull stuff done that keeps civilization running.
 
2014-07-29 12:04:33 PM  

Iggie: Time for a meow cascade!

/meow


1990s Usenet called. They want their meow back.
 
2014-07-29 04:09:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Iggie: Time for a meow cascade!

/meow

1990s Usenet called. They want their meow back.


Snuh?
 
2014-07-30 01:45:39 AM  
I rather liked the occasional f**khead cascades.
 
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