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2014-07-28 06:23:16 PM  
Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.
 
2014-07-28 06:55:41 PM  
Spiffy?
 
2014-07-28 06:58:42 PM  

fusillade762: Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.


Urine denial.
 
2014-07-28 06:59:33 PM  

Beeblebrox: Spiffy?



Subby meant Sleazy. The tags are right next to each other.
 
2014-07-28 07:00:47 PM  

Beeblebrox: Spiffy?

 
2014-07-28 07:00:57 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: fusillade762: Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.


Urine denial.


ts1.mm.bing.net

You deny them your essence?
 
2014-07-28 07:03:47 PM  
rated P for peein'

/got nuthin
 
2014-07-28 07:04:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-28 07:04:39 PM  
That's where I got raped. I hope that guy actually gets charged cause the prosecutor wouldn't do shiat for my case.
 
2014-07-28 07:06:35 PM  

fusillade762: Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.


d2wmpasj5u1cg9.cloudfront.net
 
2014-07-28 07:09:05 PM  
I wonder if I'll ever read a news story about a woman hiding a hidden camera above the men's room urinals so she can check out all the weeners? Because that would be the coolest news story ever.
 
2014-07-28 07:12:31 PM  
Any of 'em playing Battleshiats?
 
2014-07-28 07:15:02 PM  
so the tag was meant to be SLEAZY - but subby accidentally clicks on the wrong category, hence the SPIFFY tag for this crime - yes?

I hope so - we all make mistakes - otherwise the subby is a sick little puppy
 
2014-07-28 07:15:51 PM  
Well, they are the Blue Hens.
 
2014-07-28 07:17:30 PM  
"Skip Homiak, the university's director of campus and public safety.."

It just occurred to me that this cat's real name has got to be "Skip". No way that's a nickname.

Because we all know his nickname was "Homey".
 
2014-07-28 07:18:19 PM  
So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.
 
2014-07-28 07:19:40 PM  
Spiffy? I can't think of anything more un-sexy than the thought, or sight of someone taking a dump.
 
2014-07-28 07:20:16 PM  
Well, if that's the case, the little co-ed sluts better drag their dudes into those stalls to get their self esteem-boosting bang on.
 
2014-07-28 07:22:05 PM  

influx: So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.


You know, what's been up with Fark lately?  It's down a lot of times per day.  There's in-line ads now.

Is Drew not getting enough beer money from the TotalFarkers or something?
 
2014-07-28 07:23:53 PM  

influx: So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.


I get bathroom renovations.
 
2014-07-28 07:26:58 PM  

ace in your face: That's where I got raped. I hope that guy actually gets charged cause the prosecutor wouldn't do shiat for my case.


Won't happen. Beau Biden supported the judge that didn't sentance the child rapist to any jail time because he is rich. Only credit card companies have rights up there. What's in your wallet?
 
2014-07-28 07:27:13 PM  

influx: So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.


Yep. I finally went to adblock today.
 
2014-07-28 07:27:51 PM  

influx: So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.


Same. fark drew
 
2014-07-28 07:34:26 PM  

Nemo's Brother: influx: So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.

Same. fark drew


I, for one, welcome our new inline advertising overlords.

/Still beats paying $5 a month.

//I have nothing to contribute to the pee discussion.
 
2014-07-28 07:40:11 PM  
I saw Phish at the Bob Carpenter Center in 1994, so I have nothing to add to this thread.
 
2014-07-28 07:41:26 PM  

ozzie_stu: so the tag was meant to be SLEAZY - but subby accidentally clicks on the wrong category, hence the SPIFFY tag for this crime - yes?

I hope so - we all make mistakes - otherwise the subby is a sick little puppy


I would love it if there were actually a "Sleazy" tag.
 
2014-07-28 07:42:49 PM  

Rozinante: influx: So I just noticed that Fark has inline ads mixed in with these comments when I view on an iphone. The first 2 ads I saw in this thread were for GoPro cameras. Awesome.

I get bathroom renovations.


"This video will melt your heart"

No, I'm not into that...
 
2014-07-28 07:43:05 PM  

ace in your face: That's where I got raped. I hope that guy actually gets charged cause the prosecutor wouldn't do shiat for my case.


The creep is a Mexican citizen who was only in the US to pursue a post graduate degree.  The most that's going to happen to him is get deported to Mexico.
 
2014-07-28 07:53:11 PM  
img.fark.net

Have you ever used a bathroom at the University of Delaware?
 
2014-07-28 08:02:49 PM  
When I was younger, the simplest of porn satisfied me.  I could grab a Sears catalog and fap away with no problems. As I got older, I discovered late night Cinemax.  My eyes were opened to real pornography. Naked breasts. Razor thin plots in between two people rhythmically gyrating on top of each other. It was spectacular. I stayed up well past midnight just for the privilege to fap. It was a weekend treat as my parents were divorced and my dad subscribed to movie channels while my mother did not. I would always look forward to Friday night and the Shannon Tweed movie that was broadcast.
Then came the Internet. Oh my. It was around my sophomore year of college (1998-1999) that I discovered the wonders of Internet pornography. Sure I had a girlfriend here and there,but who didn't enjoy retreating to their dorm room for a good wank session. The refuse bin filling up with used Kleenex because of "an allergy I developed". What a glorious time.
However, the novelty quickly faded. Eventually , I grew bored with picture after picture of naked, beautiful women. I needed more.  First, it was woman-on-woman, then strap-ons, then BDSM.  The biggest jump was viewing man on woman. At first, it was difficult seeing penis in the picture, but slowly I grew accustomed to it. Then the videos. Oh, the videos. I needed virus protection to protect my computer from the ilk of YouPorn and RedTube. There were nights I prayed my internet connection was faster. My god, did I have a problem. I kept searching, my craving growing stronger. I needed something to fulfill my desires.  No longer could I use my imagination to fap.
Then I discovered bathroom porn. I thought, "Do I travel down this less traveled road". Do I succumb to the filthiest of carnal delights?"  I entered that world one fateful night. Golden showers. Fecal matter. I was into it all. I was ashamed of it.   I loved it.  I wanted more. But I couldn't just talk to someone about it.  My friends and I talked about porn, but mainstream porn.  I brought up fecal matter once and I was shunned. Poop and sex did not mix they said. No one would talk to me. They said I was sick. I was twisted. Where would I turn for for companionship?  Where would I turn to feed my habit?  I needed a community of people like me. That's when I invented 4chan.
 
2014-07-28 08:04:20 PM  

fusillade762: Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.


I think what he really wanted was to watch them changing their tampons and pads.
 
2014-07-28 08:13:26 PM  
Should be a pretty good payday. Just down the road the UofMD hospital is getting ready to divvy up $190m to a bunch of gyno patients whose now deceased doctor took secret pics of their cooters.
 
2014-07-28 08:21:31 PM  

BravadoGT: Have you ever used a bathroom at the University of Delaware?


Bravo Bravado

/clearance Clarence?
 
2014-07-28 08:22:12 PM  

Beeblebrox: Spiffy?


[PISSY]
 
Pav
2014-07-28 08:22:34 PM  
I've dropped trou in almost every men's bathroom on that campus.  This has been a PSA from Pav.
 
2014-07-28 08:37:31 PM  
Dela-who?
Dela-what?
Dela-where?

Delaware - First in quarters, last in everything else.

/ Go Mason!
 
2014-07-28 08:37:39 PM  
Oh I think I have seen those videos. Weird, but the girls were speaking Russian. I guess they were exchange students.
 
2014-07-28 08:57:21 PM  

TheLondonLook: fusillade762: Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.

I think what he really wanted was to watch them changing their tampons and pads.


Blech!
 
2014-07-28 09:10:01 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-28 09:15:59 PM  
Deer Park this is a Stone Balloon of an issue...
 
2014-07-28 09:38:59 PM  
Nothing hotter than watching a chick take a dump. Nothing.
 
2014-07-28 09:44:25 PM  

Nick Nostril: Nothing hotter than watching a chick take a dump. Nothing.


It's hotter if she's crying.
 
2014-07-28 09:44:44 PM  

Nick Nostril: Nothing hotter than watching a chick take a dump. Nothing.



I don't know, seeing it would kind of ruin the fantasy.
 
2014-07-28 10:23:39 PM  

que.guero: Deer Park this is a Stone Balloon of an issue...


The Stone Balloon closed years ago, last I heard the location is now some fritzy wine bar.

The Deer Park is still going strong as far as I know.
 
2014-07-28 10:52:52 PM  

Prey4reign: ace in your face: That's where I got raped. I hope that guy actually gets charged cause the prosecutor wouldn't do shiat for my case.

The creep is a Mexican citizen who was only in the US to pursue a post graduate degree.  The most that's going to happen to him is get deported to Mexico.


Not likely.  If he's convicted he'll do his time here and when he's jammed or eligible for parole he'll have an immigration hold on him.  He isn't going to get work release or a half-way house etc, its straight from state prison to INS detention and deportation. If a foreign national on a temporary visa gets a serious misdemeanor conviction they might just deport them and save the bucks that would be spent on a short jail term, but that very, very rarely happens for felony convictions.
 
2014-07-28 11:43:47 PM  

Nick Nostril: Nothing hotter than watching a chick take a dump. Nothing.


Unless there's another girl with a cup involved.
 
2014-07-29 01:15:24 AM  

fusillade762: Never quite understood the fascination with watching women pee.


It's an acquired taste.
 
2014-07-29 01:25:38 AM  

ace in your face: That's where I got raped. I hope that guy actually gets charged cause the prosecutor wouldn't do shiat for my case.


kinky
 
2014-07-29 01:59:48 AM  
i.imgur.com ?

Really?
 
2014-07-29 02:02:34 AM  

que.guero: Nick Nostril: Nothing hotter than watching a chick take a dump. Nothing.

It's hotter if she's crying.


And constipated.
 
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