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(CrushPlate)   Hello officer, I'd like to report that I think this meth I've been smoking is laced with something. Any chance you can take a ride over and check it out? Great, see you soon   (crushplate.com) divider line 28
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2014-07-28 06:04:16 PM  
She told the officer that she had recently smoked meth and asked not to be arrested. She was arrested.

Lulz.
 
2014-07-28 06:34:55 PM  
don't do meth
 
2014-07-28 06:36:28 PM  
You know, for a 54 year old meth-head...

She's not 1/2 bad.

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2014-07-28 06:37:51 PM  
Meth trifecta in I'LL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FACE, DEMON!!
 
2014-07-28 06:39:42 PM  
Her photo looks like Sarah Palin.
 
2014-07-28 06:39:48 PM  
So instead of checking into that, by asking her who she got it from which is a reasonable question and one that she'd probably answer, the arrest some lady who's not hurting anyone. Great job, cops; hell of a public service you're doing.
 
2014-07-28 06:41:40 PM  
Treating addicts like criminals pretty much tells you all you need to know about the united states.
 
2014-07-28 06:42:35 PM  
Call 911 we will test your drugs for free.
 
2014-07-28 06:50:52 PM  
the dealer or demand that he works for its probably paying protection money...additionally between court fees lawyers fees, Prison fees and parole fees she will generate much more money for the state as a criminal.
 
2014-07-28 07:05:59 PM  
Her meth was probably laced with meth.
 
2014-07-28 07:07:37 PM  
Actually, calling 911 ( although maybe for medical assistance, not LEO) was a smart move. Who knows what was in that crap and what was going to happen. Better to be busted and get medical attention than just sit there and sweat it out, waiting to see what happens...
 
2014-07-28 07:08:10 PM  

Dog Man: Her meth was probably laced with meth

pee.
 
2014-07-28 07:13:59 PM  
Wait, you can smoke meth?
 
2014-07-28 07:23:53 PM  

DrBenway: Wait, you can smoke meth?


ain't you ever been to a scurvy convenience store and notice the roses in the little glass vases right by the counter?

you can make a nice glass pipe for meth out of one of those easy peasy

make sure you roll that bowl  though or else your rock will scorch. you want it to melt and bubble.

otherwise, aluminum foil but its hell on your lungs

good luck! we're all counting on you!
 
2014-07-28 07:28:23 PM  
The cool kids are smoking apples today.
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FARKIN' WATERMELONS
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IF a MONKEY could DREAM
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If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the OMG, this **** just hit.
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You'll never look at a Jack O'lantern the same way again, ever.
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2014-07-28 07:30:10 PM  
Dude its made from plants
 
2014-07-28 07:32:40 PM  

Omahawg: DrBenway: Wait, you can smoke meth?

ain't you ever been to a scurvy convenience store and notice the roses in the little glass vases right by the counter?

you can make a nice glass pipe for meth out of one of those easy peasy

make sure you roll that bowl  though or else your rock will scorch. you want it to melt and bubble.

otherwise, aluminum foil but its hell on your lungs

good luck! we're all counting on you!


I spat out my snapple on that one!
 
2014-07-28 07:39:47 PM  

Omahawg: otherwise, aluminum foil but its hell on your lungs


This. I chased the dragon a few times and it played havoc with my asthma.
 
2014-07-28 07:41:26 PM  
And don't hold the lighter too close! (so I've heard)
 
2014-07-28 07:44:04 PM  
"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, they had a drug overdose, calling the fire police department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, they're overdosing saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire police department!' That would be bad."

Another win for the war on drugs. Thank goodness this dangerous criminal is off the streets.  I'm sure the next person who may be in danger of dying from an overdose will now feel perfectly comfortable reaching out for the help they need. Good work officer.
 
2014-07-28 07:45:58 PM  
Everyone knows you're supposed to call the fire department you big dummy.
 
2014-07-28 08:16:42 PM  

fusillade762: She told the officer that she had recently smoked meth and asked not to be arrested. She was arrested.

Lulz.


X2

I lol'd
 
2014-07-28 09:00:53 PM  
The local Corner Drug Store (non profit drug education and kick-the-habit place) used to have a number to call to identify blotter acid by the pattern


/ got any allman brothers?
 
2014-07-28 10:41:30 PM  

Percise1: Actually, calling 911 ( although maybe for medical assistance, not LEO) was a smart move. Who knows what was in that crap and what was going to happen. Better to be busted and get medical attention than just sit there and sweat it out, waiting to see what happens...


Meth is rather common where I live. I've heard some farked up shiat. Like a couple shooting up,the man ending up with an abscess while the woman stroked out. Or poorly made meth just killing people. Although pain pills have killed a shiatload more people I know.
 
2014-07-29 02:02:19 AM  
Maybe they should have got her medical attention.
 
2014-07-29 04:42:00 AM  

Omahawg: DrBenway: Wait, you can smoke meth?

ain't you ever been to a scurvy convenience store and notice the roses in the little glass vases right by the counter?

you can make a nice glass pipe for meth out of one of those easy peasy

make sure you roll that bowl  though or else your rock will scorch. you want it to melt and bubble.

otherwise, aluminum foil but its hell on your lungs

good luck! we're all counting on you!


Here I was thinking all this time that those rigs were just for crack. Eh, I was never a big speed fan anyway.

Well, except for ritalin.
 
2014-07-29 07:28:08 AM  
Glad nobody even cares to defend the war on drugs in this thread.
 
2014-07-29 09:29:32 AM  

Delay: Her photo looks like Sarah Palin.


She looks a lot better than Palin.  But then, so does Marjorie Main.
 
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