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(Huffington Post)   Michelle Obama: "Democrats should be hungry for the mid-terms" STOP TELLING ME WHAT I SHOULD EAT   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Democrats, Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, midterm elections  
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650 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Jul 2014 at 10:43 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-28 10:58:53 AM  
3 votes:

Cletus C.: The voters Democrats need to get out are probably only vaguely aware there is such a thing as a Supreme Court.

That's the court that comes with lettuce, tomatoes and sour cream instead of just meat and cheese, right?
2014-07-28 11:25:22 AM  
2 votes:

Gotfire: [ image 497x768]

Sticking It To The Libs

Since 1988, the ONLY thing that matters.

2014-07-28 10:46:23 AM  
2 votes:
shut up and PASS THEi don't know, whatever
2014-07-28 01:54:17 PM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: capn' fun: (my evangelical in-laws informed me that it's because Waffle House is owned by "The Jews")

Wow, an entire religion owns it?  Fascinating.

/WH came to Ohio a few years ago, and they're too new to have gone to seed yet - I too have made a tradition of going there for breakfast on holiday mornings when everything else is closed

I know, right?!  I pointed out that at least a third of the menu involves pork or mixing dairy and meat, but I only received blank stares in response.  Besides, according to my relatives in the Bronx and Brooklyn, The Jews already have the lock on Chinese food at Christmas.
2014-07-28 01:04:22 PM  
1 vote:

ferretman: Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".

Remember when Republicans started the whole mess by blaming McCain's loss on voter fraud and ACORN?
2014-07-28 12:09:57 PM  
1 vote:

sweetmelissa31: Gotfire: [ image 497x768]

Is "Buzzpo" like Buzzfeed for Republicans? I did not think there could be a stupider website than Buzzfeed but

I guess "40 horses who will make you rethink life" was too liberal.

OMG.  Buzzpo is my new favorite webpage.  There are so many great headlines.  I love this one:
Wise Words From Rep. Steve King

Steve King has never said anything wise.  He's the definition of a loudmouth.  Here's another great one:  Livid!-Obama the Classless Community Organizer

"Classless" is the new THUG.  Any time Daily Fail or Fox News posts an article about a black person that isn't Herman Cain, the comments will inevitably decry the "classlessness" of said person.  Beyonce and Michelle Obama are always guaranteed to be referred to as "classless".
2014-07-28 11:45:45 AM  
1 vote:
Worst first lady since Hitler.
2014-07-28 11:32:48 AM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Gotfire: [ image 497x768]

Sticking It To The LibsSince 1988, the ONLY thing that matters.

2014-07-28 11:20:51 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-28 11:02:28 AM  
1 vote:
the best way to get right wingers to say racist and sexist things is to have Michelle Obama speak, they should have her on tv making benign remarks from now until November and watch all the spittle flecked rage with sausage fingers clenched from conservatives and libertarians.
2014-07-28 10:52:33 AM  
1 vote:
Crackers... she's eating crackers like she owns the place.
2014-07-28 10:50:12 AM  
1 vote:
I've noticed that she's encouraging high voter turnout. Which Republicans will call another evil act.
2014-07-28 10:47:55 AM  
1 vote:
Probably not a good idea to be eating midterms, even for Democrats.  That's a good way to fail the class, especially if it's like 25% of the grade.
2014-07-28 10:46:29 AM  
1 vote:
You insensitive slug.  My cousin choked to death on a midterm!
2014-07-28 10:45:22 AM  
1 vote:

DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.

That would be like making Gary Busey your designated driver.  Sure, the ride will be exciting but you're going to end up in a flaming, bloody wreck in the end.
2014-07-28 10:35:27 AM  
1 vote:

nmrsnr: I chuckled a the headline, Subby.

*bows* thank you. I'm proud of both this and the "Crist: What an asshole" headlines
2014-07-28 10:06:00 AM  
1 vote:
I chuckled a the headline, Subby.
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