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(Huffington Post)   Michelle Obama: "Democrats should be hungry for the mid-terms" STOP TELLING ME WHAT I SHOULD EAT   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 72
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2014-07-28 09:38:21 AM
I too wish that the Dems break their usual pattern of sitting out midterms to their own detriment.

I would also like a cookie and maybe a pony who's butt plays the opening notes of Ode to Joy when it farts.

And a flying car.

What I'm saying is I'm hoping for this but not betting the family farm on it happening.
 
2014-07-28 09:47:35 AM
Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.
 
2014-07-28 10:06:00 AM
I chuckled a the headline, Subby.
 
2014-07-28 10:35:27 AM

nmrsnr: I chuckled a the headline, Subby.


*bows* thank you. I'm proud of both this and the "Crist: What an asshole" headlines
 
2014-07-28 10:45:22 AM

DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.


That would be like making Gary Busey your designated driver.  Sure, the ride will be exciting but you're going to end up in a flaming, bloody wreck in the end.
 
2014-07-28 10:46:22 AM

somedude210: nmrsnr: I chuckled a the headline, Subby.

*bows* thank you. I'm proud of both this and the "Crist: What an asshole" headlines


Heh, you're on a roll today.
 
2014-07-28 10:46:23 AM
shut up and PASS THEi don't know, whatever
 
2014-07-28 10:46:29 AM
You insensitive slug.  My cousin choked to death on a midterm!
 
2014-07-28 10:47:55 AM
Probably not a good idea to be eating midterms, even for Democrats.  That's a good way to fail the class, especially if it's like 25% of the grade.
 
2014-07-28 10:50:12 AM
I've noticed that she's encouraging high voter turnout. Which Republicans will call another evil act.
 
2014-07-28 10:50:33 AM
She won't even let me eat incandescent bulbs!
 
2014-07-28 10:52:33 AM
Crackers... she's eating crackers like she owns the place.
 
2014-07-28 10:53:36 AM

Diogenes: DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.

That would be like making Gary Busey your designated driver.  Sure, the ride will be exciting but you're going to end up in a flaming, bloody wreck in the end.


Democrats not showing up the polls is the same as handing Busey the keys. It would be a very bad thing if Republicans got both the Senate and the House.
 
2014-07-28 10:54:26 AM

DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.


The voters Democrats need to get out are probably only vaguely aware there is such a thing as a Supreme Court.
 
2014-07-28 10:58:53 AM

Cletus C.: The voters Democrats need to get out are probably only vaguely aware there is such a thing as a Supreme Court.


That's the court that comes with lettuce, tomatoes and sour cream instead of just meat and cheese, right?
 
2014-07-28 11:00:07 AM
Butwhyumadtho?
 
2014-07-28 11:02:28 AM
the best way to get right wingers to say racist and sexist things is to have Michelle Obama speak, they should have her on tv making benign remarks from now until November and watch all the spittle flecked rage with sausage fingers clenched from conservatives and libertarians.
 
2014-07-28 11:03:07 AM
I live in Massachusetts so my vote is meaningless--the Democrats will win here come what may. Recently the Republicans have demonstrated that it is quite possible and relatively easy to commit voter fraud--by enthusiastically doing it themselves. If they can do it, why not us? So my question is, in which state would my fraudulent vote be of most value? Should I head up to New Hampshire and try to sway the election there? Or should I sneak into a purple state like Virginia or North Carolina? Also, the Republicans have shown that it's quite simple to cast multiple votes for their candidate. Do you think it would be worthwhile for me to attempt this? Now that ACORN is gone, who will arrange for my bus ride to multiple polling sites?

This is important, folks. Your fraudulent vote matters!
 
2014-07-28 11:17:59 AM

quatchi: I too wish that the Dems break their usual pattern of sitting out midterms to their own detriment.

I would also like a cookie and maybe a pony who's butt plays the opening notes of Ode to Joy when it farts.

And a flying car.

What I'm saying is I'm hoping for this but not betting the family farm on it happening.


Uneducated, low-information voters tend to only vote for the Presidential election. And even then, sometimes with the prodding and free transportation to the polls to do so.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-07-28 11:20:48 AM

Nemo's Brother: Uneducated, low-information voters tend to only vote for the Presidential election. And even then, sometimes with the prodding and free transportation to the polls to do so.


Unless they are blowhard assholes in a southern state.  They they go in droves.  I don't know how else to explain the election of Rick Scott.
 
2014-07-28 11:20:51 AM
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d23 [TotalFark]
2014-07-28 11:21:40 AM

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]


I'm a libby lib lib, and I *love* Waffle House.
 
2014-07-28 11:23:20 AM

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]


I'm a libby, lib, lib, but raised in the South. I love me some Waffle House  (In limited quantities of course).
 
2014-07-28 11:25:06 AM

clambam: Should I head up to New Hampshire and try to sway the election there?


depends, are you trying to get Scott Brown to win the primary or win the election? Use it for the former, but I'd love to see him get his ass kicked in the general
 
2014-07-28 11:25:22 AM

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]


Sticking It To The Libs

Since 1988, the ONLY thing that matters.

 
2014-07-28 11:28:07 AM

d23: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]

I'm a libby lib lib, and I *love* Waffle House.


I could live on their hashbrowns. All the way, of course.
 
2014-07-28 11:32:48 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]

Sticking It To The LibsSince 1988, the ONLY thing that matters.


I GOT CELIAC DISEASE BUT I EAT WOFFLES AT WOFFLE HOUSE BECAUSE LIBS R DUMM!
 
2014-07-28 11:36:13 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]

Sticking It To The LibsSince 1988, the ONLY thing that matters.


As a liberal, it's flattering to know that the average conservative cares so much about what I think that every decision they make is based on my opinion.
 
2014-07-28 11:41:23 AM

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]


Laughing at your own comment is annoying. Lol.
 
2014-07-28 11:42:35 AM

DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.


This.

Diogenes: That would be like making Gary Busey your designated driver.  Sure, the ride will be exciting but you're going to end up in a flaming, bloody wreck in the end.

Well yeah but it seems Democratic voters only complain about it after the wreck happens.
 
2014-07-28 11:45:45 AM
Worst first lady since Hitler.
 
2014-07-28 11:51:39 AM

Diogenes: DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.

That would be like making Gary Busey your designated driver.  Sure, the ride will be exciting but you're going to end up in a flaming, bloody wreck in the end.


And yet, Curly will still be stupid enough to let Moe drive, while we as Larry know what's gonna happen, powerless to do anything.
 
2014-07-28 11:57:27 AM
Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".
 
2014-07-28 11:59:21 AM

ferretman: Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".


the disenfranchisement efforts by republicans also include eliminating early voting and making it harder for college kids to vote you forgot to include those in your list.
 
2014-07-28 12:02:04 PM

ferretman: Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".


And if the Republicans do poorly they'll blame it on race.  Funny how that works.
 
2014-07-28 12:02:27 PM

d23: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]

I'm a libby lib lib, and I *love* Waffle House.


Oh, man, me too. Fried eggs and a big-ass waffle any time of day? Yes, please!
 
2014-07-28 12:02:33 PM

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]


Is "Buzzpo" like Buzzfeed for Republicans? I did not think there could be a stupider website than Buzzfeed but

I guess "40 horses who will make you rethink life" was too liberal.
 
2014-07-28 12:07:05 PM

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]


Good Lord, I've lived in the Deep South for well over 40 years and  everyone eats at Waffle House.  It's the most democratic institution we have,
 
2014-07-28 12:07:38 PM
Maybe the democrats wouldn't have an enthusiasm problem if they weren't just republicans-lite.  When the only thing you have going for you is that the other side is absolutely terrible, people tend to sit out.
 
2014-07-28 12:09:57 PM

sweetmelissa31: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]

Is "Buzzpo" like Buzzfeed for Republicans? I did not think there could be a stupider website than Buzzfeed but

I guess "40 horses who will make you rethink life" was too liberal.


OMG.  Buzzpo is my new favorite webpage.  There are so many great headlines.  I love this one:
Wise Words From Rep. Steve King

Steve King has never said anything wise.  He's the definition of a loudmouth.  Here's another great one:  Livid!-Obama the Classless Community Organizer

"Classless" is the new THUG.  Any time Daily Fail or Fox News posts an article about a black person that isn't Herman Cain, the comments will inevitably decry the "classlessness" of said person.  Beyonce and Michelle Obama are always guaranteed to be referred to as "classless".
 
2014-07-28 12:12:47 PM

Headso: ferretman: Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".

the disenfranchisement efforts by republicans also include eliminating early voting and making it harder for college kids to vote you forgot to include those in your list.


Removing polling stations in minority neighborhoods
 
2014-07-28 12:13:32 PM
It gets better:  Michael Moore-One Big, Fat Hypocrite!

Michael More is fat LOLOLOL is like my parody of Republicans.  I can't believe it's a real thing.  Like this guy sat there and thought "I'm a very smart and witty person.  I'm going to comment on the weight of Michael Moore.  It will be trenchant and insightful.  No one has done this before"

Buzzpo is awesomely dumb.
 
2014-07-28 12:16:08 PM

Rapmaster2000: OMG. Buzzpo is my new favorite webpage. There are so many great headlines. I love this one:
Wise Words From Rep. Steve King


"20 Huge Companies That Want To Take Your Guns"
 
2014-07-28 12:21:49 PM
Staff members at the website Buzzfeed routinely mine Reddit for popular photos and memes, then repackage that content into so-called listicles that go viral.

Buzzfeed: Sifting through Reddit's shiat and bringing you the corn since 2006!

/You can see why I don't work in advertising.
 
2014-07-28 12:26:11 PM
Goes to show that a fervent voter base is just as important as a large one.  We get the government we deserve.
 
2014-07-28 12:27:11 PM
OMG.

Illegal immigrants ain't nothin' like baby Jesus wherein a cowardly person referring to himself as "staff writer" contradicts the words of an archbishop who argues that, like Jesus, immigrant children are running from a violent situation. I mean wow.

/why did I go look at that website?!
 
2014-07-28 12:28:43 PM

MindStalker: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]

I'm a libby, lib, lib, but raised in the South. I love me some Waffle House  (In limited quantities of course).


They know a liberal, especially after a night of drinking, loves them some Waffle House (including myself).  It's just a new and effective style of viral marketing campaign.

1.  Either create a new business or have an existing one.
2.  Start a rumor that the liberals are staging a boycott of said business to due to [insert right wing talking point].
3.  Have massive hoards of right-wingers patronizing your business in order to "stick it to the libs".
4.  Profit.
 
2014-07-28 12:36:30 PM
You guys don't understand - Waffle House is for good righteous upstanding sons of the south.

THOSE People eat at Huddle House. With their EBT cards no less!

Unless you thought "liberal" actually meant liberal and wasn't just another dog whistle term.
 
2014-07-28 12:46:20 PM

Needlessly Complicated: OMG.

Illegal immigrants ain't nothin' like baby Jesus wherein a cowardly person referring to himself as "staff writer" contradicts the words of an archbishop who argues that, like Jesus, immigrant children are running from a violent situation. I mean wow.

/why did I go look at that website?!


Jeebuz jumped up christ on a crutch.  That site is like breitfart and murrican stinker had a love child gift from god as the result of a non legitimate rape
 
2014-07-28 12:46:21 PM

BarrRepublican: You guys don't understand - Waffle House is for good righteous upstanding sons of the south.

THOSE People eat at Huddle House. With their EBT cards no less!

Unless you thought "liberal" actually meant liberal and wasn't just another dog whistle term.


Next you'll tell me urban and uppity are dogwhistles too!
 
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