Mrs.Sharpier: I keep my cat fat just in case we ever need to eat her.
SansNeural: Mrs.Sharpier: I keep my cat fat just in case we ever need to eat her.I find that alternating feedings of quality dry and canned cat food, along with only mild to moderate exercise, leads to better marbling of the meat. Overactive cats tend to be stringy while completely sedentary ones have a greasy aftertaste.
HalfOffOffer: I don't eat my cats. I only raise them for their milk.
The Southern Logic Company: Ever visit China and go to a shoddy restaurant or street stall and had really beefy tasting beef?Congratulations, you've eaten dog
Cyrusv10: Disgusting third world savages
abhorrent1: Disgusting savages."i should have shot your as in Da Nang when I hade the chance"/obscure?
SuperNinjaToad: Cyrusv10: Disgusting third world savagesLousiana?
Solty Dog: Cats do tend to take up less grazing land, but are impossible to herd.
theuntested: I luv pussy!
Yellow Beard: Solty Dog: Cats do tend to take up less grazing land, but are impossible to herd.I'll just leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
Seacop: /CSBIn 2003 after a night out drinking my roomate and I returned home to find his chocolate lab was gone from the backyard. We scoured the neighborhood, put up flyers, and went door to door for a week before he finally gave up. About 3 weeks later we got a call from someone with very broken english saying that our dog was at an address about 4 blocks away from our house.After heading down to the hose with police, the people of the house came to the door and when they saw the police immediately turned over Dutch, who was wearing the same Denver Broncos collar but looked to have gained 30lbs.The police were looking into charges when they found out the house was owned by a gentleman who also owned a chinese restaurant, and all his workers lived in that house. Police found the caller who stated that it was the intent her roomates to fatten the dog up and eat it. No charges were filed./End CSBDutch slimmed down, my roomate got married and moved to Wisconsin, Dutch got cancer and passed away in 2012.
Anokha: Thit meo!CSS: My husband and I went to Vietnam last year and in prep I tried to get some basic words down, you know, like thank you, please, beer, etc. "Cat" and "meat" did happen to make it in my vocabulary because they are two of my favorite things. Just not together. When I first saw a sign advertising Thit Meo on the side of the road it made me scramble for the dictionary. Is that really? Oh God./love the fact they named the animal after sound it makes//then they make delicious soup out of it///Pets or Meat
HalfOffOffer: The Southern Logic Company: Ever visit China and go to a shoddy restaurant or street stall and had really beefy tasting beef?Congratulations, you've eaten dogWhen I was a kid we joked about the local chinese restaurant serving cat. One day, they got shut down for serving cat. CSB.
K3rmy: HalfOffOffer: The Southern Logic Company: Ever visit China and go to a shoddy restaurant or street stall and had really beefy tasting beef?Congratulations, you've eaten dogWhen I was a kid we joked about the local chinese restaurant serving cat. One day, they got shut down for serving cat. CSB.About 15 years ago, a fellow farker (no longer with us - extra crispy accident a little over a year ago) and myself went over to pick up another friend, who just happened to be Cantonese. His parents DID own a chinese restaurant (with some of the best Chinese type cuisine in the area). Anyways, it was winter and there was snow on the ground. He still lived with his parents.We do to the house and rang the doorbell. He came to the door to advise that he needed a few more minutes. Unfortunately, his mom had friends overFine. It is cold and near Christmas with white stuff all around. My friend (pre-cooked fellow farker) and I decided to be festive. What better way to be festive but to do some holiday carolling? Of course, being the jackasses that we were, the lyrics were as if done by those of the feline persuasion. The Cantonese friend had left the door ajar when he had gone back in and we just happened to be a bit loud. Within a minute he came back to the door pleading, "Could you guys not do that. My mom is PISSED!"Probably had to be there.Never did make dog or cat jokes while eating in the restaurant (the mom was actually pretty cool). We were thinking of leaving bloody dog and cat collars out back but never did.(Quite a riveting and spirited tale, old chap)
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